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An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

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Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products!

Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our “most precious parts with these soft and gentle wipes.” And by “most precious parts,” you mean our hoohoos.  One thing — is “hoohoo” the name of my vagina? Because it is also the name of my grandmother on my dad’s side, and this could get confusing. If it’s OK with you, I’ll refer to the products by a less disrespectful name, the East River Ferry.

Anyway, I did have a few other queries about your premium line of innovative gal pal accessories. Here goes: Keep reading »

14 Stock Photo Models Enjoying Really Obscure Spa Treatments

Welcome to the Stock Photo Model Spa, a soothing getaway that in no way resembles a real life spa. Here, they massage you with ballsacks and embalm you with cucumbers. Full makeup and awkward facial expressions are encouraged. Click through to see some of the very obscure treatments you can receive there — from Butt Rolfing to Facicures — along with our imagined descriptions…

A ‪Tumblr That Lets You Vicariously Experience The Ridiculous Life Of An Actor‬

Someday I will sit down and write a book about all of the ridiculous auditions I went on when I was an actress. I will fill pages and pages about my most humiliating experiences — like, the time there was a dog in the room and it was sniffing my crotch while I did a scene about being stranded on an icy mountain or the time one of the producers stopped me in the middle of an audition for a part described as a “slutty bitch” to tell me that my mom was his second grade teacher. Keep reading »

New Favorite Thing: Kids Who Suck At Hide And Seek

Is there anything cuter than a kid who thinks she’s dominating hide and seek, but is actually completely visible to everyone? The answer is no, as illustrated by this hilarious roundup of failed hide and seek photos. I couldn’t resist compiling a few of my favorites. Click through to see if you can spot these tiny masters of illusion…

How To Become A Contemporary Dancer In 15 Easy Steps

How To Become A Contemporary Dancer In 15 Easy Steps
Contemporary Dance Made Easy!

In this helpful video, “Contemporary Eric” and his assistant “Bich” teach us 15 moves in every contemporary dance number, in a way that even untrained dancers like me can understand. Thank God! Because I’ve been watching contemporary dancers on “So You Think You Can Dance” forever and trying to figure out how they do the The Leg and The Peekaboo. Thanks to “Contemporary Eric,” I’ve already mastered The Brat and The Pewp. I am well on my way to becoming Mia Michaels. [Tastefully Offensive]

Parents Surprise Little Girl With A Trip To Disneyworld — But She Wants To Go To Alabama!

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Parents Surprise Little Girl With A Trip To Disneyworld But She Wants To Go To Alabama
"But I wanna go to Mobile."

Next time you think you’re having a bad day, just consider this little girl’s tragic plight: while waiting at the Pensacola airport, her parents surprise her by revealing that the whole family is going to Disneyworld, not even considering that she might have a different destination in mind. That destination? Mobile, Alabama. I mean, obviously. [YouTube]

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