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9 Unexpected Ways Boys Are Really … Girls

I have lived with a male roommate (platonically) for almost a year now. And boy-oh-boy has it taught me a lot about boys. Most things I already knew, that they are generally messy, that they would rather pay you to do dishes than do it themselves, and that they hate watching Four Weddings marathons.
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Nothing To See Here, Just Your Standard Horse On A Roof

It’s a rare, impressive instance in which a legitimate photograph outdoes a Photoshopped piece in all-around inconceivability, but I daresay this real-life horse on a roof does just that. Pat Downey’s brother-in-law Archie snapped this bizarre photo of one of Pat’s racing horses just hangin’ out on the roof of her New Brunswick farmhouse. Don’t… More »


10 Simple Rules For Spiders Who Insist On Living In My House

Dear Any And All Spiders Currently Residing In My Home,

I recently saw one of you crawling along the hallway wall. It was fairly small, and I was feeling generous, so I decided to let it live. Later that afternoon, as I was checking my email and sipping a cup of boiling hot… More »


This Dog Bears An Uncanny Resemblance To Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is sort of like the small-boned Chuck Norris of world leaders — think an unassuming Renaissance man who will straight-up end you. (If you aren’t well-versed in the art of Putin, might I point you in the direction of his 8 most ridiculous publicity stunts?) The man has his own personal bear, for… More »


Students Find Man Secretly Living In Basement Behind Locked Door

This guy’s such a good roommate, you’d never even know he was there.

A group of students at Ohio State University were living in an off-campus home near the school for about a month before they discovered “some random guy” had been living in their basement the whole time, The Lantern reported. ReadMore »


Watch This: Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Go To Summer Camp

Anyone who ever went to sleepaway camp knows how wholly impossible it was to fall asleep when your Best Friend Forever was in the next bunk and you’d just eaten a bunch of sugary snacks and had flashlights to play with and songs to sing. Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon were no exception. Check out… More »


Dennis Rodman And A Kim Jong Un-Alike Star In An Ad For Pistachios

Wonderful Pistachios have really stepped up their ad game in what seems like an exorbitantly expensive way. I mean, they’ve landed Snoop Dogg, Homer and Bart Simpson, Psy at the height of his awful-moment-in-pop-culture fame, even the Prancercise lady … I had no idea there was so much money in pistachios. This latest video star… More »


Law Student Feels Very Strongly About Classmates’ Snack Choices

Yesterday Jezebel got ahold of an email that had been sent out to 72 members of an Administrative Law class at a law school in Canada. The anonymous student who sent it has some choice words — 655 of them, to be exact — for his or her classmates regarding a very specific topic: their… More »


Dancing Queen Bus Stop Lady Lands A Prestigious Theatre Part

Remember this unidentified lady, who was filmed dancing along to her headphones at a bus stop in the British town of Eastleigh? Well, unidentified no longer: her name is Ellie Cole, she’s a 35-year-old mum, and she wasn’t grooving along to ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” after all! It was actually Alesha Dixon’s “Knock Down” all along. More »


Jaden Smith Needs To Hop Off Amanda Bynes’s Twitter Game

Jaden Smith is little more than a super-rich child actor with a famous family who has enough money and foolhardiness to encourage others to drop out of school once and for all so they can be just like him (i.e. all but incapable of differentiating “there” and “they’re”). But is he also Amanda Bynes? Not for… More »


27 Random Things That Bloggers Love

Overall, blogging is a pretty sweet gig. You can do your job from a coffee shop, you get instant feedback on your writing, and on any given day your work to-do list might include “Write a listicle about therapeutic breakup songs” or “make GIF of Celine Dion’s facial expressions.” Sure, your grandma will never understand… More »


20 Pinterest-Inspired Pickup Lines For Dirty DIYers

Are you trying to woo a Pinterest-obsessed lady? Not sure how to approach her? Take a page from her book and use one of these Pinterest-inspired pickup lines! Some are tame, some are downright dirty, but all of them are guaranteed to get her attention… … More »


Sarah Silverman & W. Kamau Bell Rehash Sexist Joke On “Totally Biased”

Sarah Silverman went on “Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell” on Thursday to hash out … well, a lot of stuff.

First, there were Bell’s problems: eight years ago when Silverman’s comedy/documentary “Jesus Is Magic” came out, Bell wrote an impassioned blog post (on MySpace, which is what we did back then) about… More »


The Secret To Acting Like Your S**t Don’t Stink

The secret to acting like your shit don’t stink is not wearing a ball gown speaking with a British accent while you poop. It’s Poo~Pourri, the spray that masks the scent of the “creamy behemoth you just birthed from your cavernous bowels.” (God, I’m jealous that I didn’t write that line.) The spritz is scientifically… More »


More Valuable Life Lessons From Amy Sedaris: How To Make Edible Kitty Litter And Cat Turds

Basically, “Strangers With Candy” is my religion and Simple Times: Crafts For Poor People is my Bible. I suppose this makes Amy Sedaris my own personal Jesus? Maybe not that exactly, but something close. On a recent episode of Jimmy Fallon, Amy gifted us all with an instructional on how to make edible kitty litter… More »


Jimmy Kimmel Sends His Fake News Team To Fashion Week, Hilarity Ensues

When Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake news crew to Coachella to interview hipsters about imaginary bands, the prank became an instant classic. Now Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News” team is back, and interviewing another famously self-serious crowd: people hanging out at New York Fashion Week. Watch these fashionistas offer their reviews of fake high-end designers like… More »


The 17 Most Ridiculous Definitions of Love Found On Urban Dictionary

Everyone has their own opinions on and definitions of love, but perhaps the most ridiculous, must-read explanations of this noblest of emotions come from the users of Urban Dictionary. Sometimes cynical, always funny, these quips are not to be missed. Read more at Your Tango…More »


We Swear It’s Not Porn! (NSFW)

When I was an actress, the worst part was telling my friends and family about the roles I was auditioning for — or sometimes, had just booked. I’d be like, “I’m just got a horror movie with Gary Busey! I’m playing a vampire prostitute who gets shot in the head while playing cards with Morgan… More »


Your New Boyfriend Wants To Meet You For A Naked Cup Of Tea

This flyer (click here for larger image), spotted on a pole in NYC, was posted by male human being and soon-to-be great author, Koji Frahm. The 26-year-old Brooklyn resident took his own version of Craigslist Casual Encounters to the streets, but not in a sexual way. Rather, he hopes that his proposition for naked tea… More »


19 Signs You’re In A New Age Bookstore

We recently discovered that one of the many things we have in common is a deep love of new age bookstores. Ami actually used to work in one in LA, while Winona has spent countless hours wandering the aisles of Portland’s many alternative book shops, sniffing incense and wondering if she could ever make a… More »


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