Posts tagged "humor"

Watch This: Jimmy Fallon And Justin Timberlake Go To Summer Camp

Anyone who ever went to sleepaway camp knows how wholly impossible it was to fall asleep when your Best Friend Forever was in the next bunk and you’d just eaten a bunch of sugary snacks and had flashlights to play with and songs to sing. Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon were no exception. Check out…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 19, 2013

Dennis Rodman And A Kim Jong Un-Alike Star In An Ad For Pistachios

Wonderful Pistachios have really stepped up their ad game in what seems like an exorbitantly expensive way. I mean, they’ve landed Snoop Dogg, Homer and Bart Simpson, Psy at the height of his awful-moment-in-pop-culture fame, even the Prancercise lady … I had no idea there was so much money in pistachios. This latest video star…

Rachel Krause / September 19, 2013

Law Student Feels Very Strongly About Classmates’ Snack Choices

Yesterday Jezebel got ahold of an email that had been sent out to 72 members of an Administrative Law class at a law school in Canada. The anonymous student who sent it has some choice words — 655 of them, to be exact — for his or her classmates regarding a very specific topic: their…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 19, 2013

Dancing Queen Bus Stop Lady Lands A Prestigious Theatre Part

Remember this unidentified lady, who was filmed dancing along to her headphones at a bus stop in the British town of Eastleigh? Well, unidentified no longer: her name is Ellie Cole, she’s a 35-year-old mum, and she wasn’t grooving along to ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” after all! It was actually Alesha Dixon’s “Knock Down” all along.

Rachel Krause / September 17, 2013

Jaden Smith Needs To Hop Off Amanda Bynes’s Twitter Game

Jaden Smith is little more than a super-rich child actor with a famous family who has enough money and foolhardiness to encourage others to drop out of school once and for all so they can be just like him (i.e. all but incapable of differentiating “there” and “they’re”). But is he also Amanda Bynes? Not for…

Rachel Krause / September 17, 2013

27 Random Things That Bloggers Love

Overall, blogging is a pretty sweet gig. You can do your job from a coffee shop, you get instant feedback on your writing, and on any given day your work to-do list might include “Write a listicle about therapeutic breakup songs” or “make GIF of Celine Dion’s facial expressions.” Sure, your grandma will never understand…

20 Pinterest-Inspired Pickup Lines For Dirty DIYers

Are you trying to woo a Pinterest-obsessed lady? Not sure how to approach her? Take a page from her book and use one of these Pinterest-inspired pickup lines! Some are tame, some are downright dirty, but all of them are guaranteed to get her attention…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 17, 2013

Sarah Silverman & W. Kamau Bell Rehash Sexist Joke On “Totally Biased”

Sarah Silverman went on “Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell” on Thursday to hash out … well, a lot of stuff.

First, there were Bell’s problems: eight years ago when Silverman’s comedy/documentary “Jesus Is Magic” came out, Bell wrote an impassioned blog post (on MySpace, which is what we did back then) about…

Jessica Wakeman / September 16, 2013

The Secret To Acting Like Your S**t Don’t Stink

The secret to acting like your shit don’t stink is not wearing a ball gown speaking with a British accent while you poop. It’s Poo~Pourri, the spray that masks the scent of the “creamy behemoth you just birthed from your cavernous bowels.” (God, I’m jealous that I didn’t write that line.) The spritz is scientifically…

Ami Angelowicz / September 15, 2013

More Valuable Life Lessons From Amy Sedaris: How To Make Edible Kitty Litter And Cat Turds

Basically, “Strangers With Candy” is my religion and Simple Times: Crafts For Poor People is my Bible. I suppose this makes Amy Sedaris my own personal Jesus? Maybe not that exactly, but something close. On a recent episode of Jimmy Fallon, Amy gifted us all with an instructional on how to make edible kitty litter…

Ami Angelowicz / September 14, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel Sends His Fake News Team To Fashion Week, Hilarity Ensues

When Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake news crew to Coachella to interview hipsters about imaginary bands, the prank became an instant classic. Now Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News” team is back, and interviewing another famously self-serious crowd: people hanging out at New York Fashion Week. Watch these fashionistas offer their reviews of fake high-end designers like…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 13, 2013

The 17 Most Ridiculous Definitions of Love Found On Urban Dictionary

Everyone has their own opinions on and definitions of love, but perhaps the most ridiculous, must-read explanations of this noblest of emotions come from the users of Urban Dictionary. Sometimes cynical, always funny, these quips are not to be missed. Read more at Your Tango…

YourTango.com / September 13, 2013

We Swear It’s Not Porn! (NSFW)

When I was an actress, the worst part was telling my friends and family about the roles I was auditioning for — or sometimes, had just booked. I’d be like, “I’m just got a horror movie with Gary Busey! I’m playing a vampire prostitute who gets shot in the head while playing cards with Morga…

Ami Angelowicz / September 12, 2013

Your New Boyfriend Wants To Meet You For A Naked Cup Of Tea

This flyer (click here for larger image), spotted on a pole in NYC, was posted by male human being and soon-to-be great author, Koji Frahm. The 26-year-old Brooklyn resident took his own version of Craigslist Casual Encounters to the streets, but not in a sexual way. Rather, he hopes that his proposition for naked tea…

Ami Angelowicz / September 12, 2013

19 Signs You’re In A New Age Bookstore

We recently discovered that one of the many things we have in common is a deep love of new age bookstores. Ami actually used to work in one in LA, while Winona has spent countless hours wandering the aisles of Portland’s many alternative book shops, sniffing incense and wondering if she could ever make a…

The Only Way To Improve Upon The Handsome Lads Of One Direction Is By Removing Their Teeth


Ah, One Direction: all of the teenage mass hysteria of The Beatles without any of the genre-transcending talent, political gusto, or implied intellectualism. Do they even play any instruments, aside from hair? This I do not know. But hell, if nothing else, Simon Cowell’s charismatic cloneboys have good looks on their side. Justin Bieber

Rachel Krause / September 10, 2013

Alyssa Milano’s Sex Tape Will Leave You Feeling…Informed

While most celebrity sex tapes include a lot of well, sex, Alyssa Milano gets risque and tackles social issues in the bedroom. Basically, her Funny Or Die sex tape spoof is the most genius way ever arouse interest about whats going on in Syria. I think Farrah Abraham would benefit greatly from watching it. And maybe…

Ami Angelowicz / September 5, 2013

Well, That’s One Way To Celebrate Your Soon-To-Be Ex-Husband’s Birthday

While most soon-to-be divorced couples are busy lawyering up, liquidating assets and fighting over custody of children and china, these two are eating cake together. A Redditor posted this photo with the caption: “My soon-to-be ex-wife brought me a cake for my birthday today.” I knew divorce cakes were a thing, but if you can laugh…

Ami Angelowicz / September 3, 2013

Police Mistake Celebrity Impersonator Photoshoot For Armed Criminal Enterprise

Even though the Port of London Authority only requires artists to register if they plan to be filming, not merely taking photos, the organizers of a celebrity look-a-like photoshoot are saying that, in hindsight, they probably should have. Turns out people jump to conclusions when they see a bunch of black-clad people waving guns around…

The Mary Sue / August 30, 2013

If You Can Get Through Today Without Being Chased By A Velociraptor, Just Call It A Win

How do people in Japan go through life knowing that they are under constant threat of being pranked by a crazy game show? And that these pranks may involve a terrifyingly realistic velociraptor pouncing on you at your office while a studio audience laughs their asses off? I mean, as far as pranks go, it&#8217…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 29, 2013
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