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Watch This: Finally, An Honest Trailer For “Home Alone”

Home Alone Honest Trailer
It's One Part "Ferris Bueller" And One Part "Saw"

A few years ago, my brother and I were sitting at a coffee shop, and all of a sudden he got this really horrified look on his face and said, “Do you realize at the end of ‘Home Alone,’ Joe Pesci was about to bite off all of Macaulay Culkin’s fingers, and he totally would have if that old man hadn’t walked in and knocked him out with a snow shovel?”

Daaaaaamn,” I said, and we both just sat there, contemplating the crazy, violent fever dream that was our favorite childhood Christmas movie. Don’t get me wrong, I still love “Home Alone,” it’s just that if it had been marketed honestly, well, the trailer would looked a lot more like the one above. [YouTube]

College Students, Wear This To Thanksgiving And Thank Us Later

Dysfunctional Family Bingo
Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Bingo
The perfect game for Thanksgiving! Read More »
Pie Chart: Mom Comments
Anatomy of a passive aggressive mom comment
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Annoying Holiday Questions
17 Totally Acceptable Ways To Respond To Annoying Holiday Questions
And 17 totally acceptable ways to respond to them. Read More »
Antisocial Thanksgiving Sweatshirt

Dear College Students,

This Thanksgiving, you could peruse our list of responses to all the annoying questions your distant relatives are going to ask you. Or you could just wear this shirt and avoid all those questions from the get-go. Your call. [Twitter]

These “Advanced Scarfing Techniques” Will Blow Your Mind And Keep Your Neck Warm

Advanced Scarfing Techniques
Learn "The Jetpack," "Bowie's Elbow," And More!

The internet is full of scarf-tying tutorials. Here are 15 of them. But if you really want to step up your scarf game and stand out from the crowd, you definitely need to watch this “Advanced Scarfing Techniques” video, in which a very nervous man models some innovative scarf configurations for people who are “frightened and confused by scarves.” I’m totally adding “The Jet Pack” and “The Frightened Leper” to my scarf-tying repertoire. [YouTube via The Mary Sue]

Birth Control, Illustrated By A Turn-Of-The-Century Postcard

Birth Control Postcard

Did you know that every time you take your birth control pill, a tiny Victorian woman in your uterus hits a baby-carrying stork with an umbrella, and that’s why you don’t get pregnant? It’s true. This turn-of-the-century postcard knows what’s up. [Tumblr]

Watch This: The Only “White People Dancing” Supercut You’ll Ever Need

The "I Quit!" Dance
Woman Quits Job With Awesome Video Resignation
This woman quit her job in the most awesome way. Read More »
Ron Dances To Daft Punk
At the Snakehole! Read More »
Dancing On Jimmy Fallon!
Watch Michelle Obama in "The Evolution of Mom Dancing." Read More »
White People Dancing Supercut
Two minutes of white people dancing like ... white people!

White people have quite a reputation when it comes to dancing. Specifically: that they aren’t great at it. As this video shows, they at least deserve props for trying. [Laughing Squid]

“Fall Breakers” Is “Spring Breakers” With A Lot More Plaid Flannel And Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Fall Breakers parody video
Time To Trade In Your Bikini For A Plaid Shirt!

“Spring Breakers” was a movie about four hot chicks in bikinis who become sexy bank robbers. “Fall Breakers,” according to this hilarious parody trailer, is a movie about four hot chicks in plaid flannel shirts and cardigans who are really into pumpkin spice lattes and writhing around in crunchy leaves. Yep, that sounds about right. [YouTube via Jezebel]

Here Are Some Pictures Of Disney Princesses With Beards

Disney Princesses with Beards
Real Life Disney Princesses
Artist Turns Female Role Models Into Disney Princesses
See Princess versions of Rosa Parks, Malala, and more! Read More »

The concept is simple: Disney princesses with beards. I have no idea why the resulting images are so funny/entertaining, but they totally are. Check out Belle, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, and Mulan rocking their signature facial hair styles after the jump, and see the whole roster of bearded Princesses over at Buzzfeed. Keep reading »

Coupled But Don’t Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO

Coupled But Don't Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO
Better To Be A DILDO Than A Clown Person

In this video, Lauren Cook and Kurt Braunohler explain how adult people don’t have to be “baby people” — they can be DINKS (double income, no kids) and DILDOS (double income, large dog owners). It’s annoying to bubble baby a baby, but putting a large dog in a Baby Bjorn that’s CUTE. So, if you don’t want to become a clown person who only talks about poop, you might want to consider becoming a DILDO. Unfortunately, I’m currently a SINK, although I hope to become a DINK in the near future, and someday, a DILDO. [Buzzfeed]

The Onion Makes Weird Domestic Violence Joke About Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Fake news site The Onion posted a weird story today about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel about JT threatening his wife that no one would ever believe her if she told anyone what he really does to her because he’s so famous and beloved. Keep reading »

I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On What The Aerial View Of This Church Resembles

Aerial view of Christian Science church looks like a penis

Christian Scientists are not known for their sense of humor, but have a look at this bird’s-eye view of the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, and tell me that God isn’t laughing right about now. Furthermore, the congregation’s slogan is “rising up.” All of the jokes have already been made. I didn’t even have to do a damn thing. [via Gawker]

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