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10 Possible Reactions To Your Own Farts (in GIFs)

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10-Possible-Reactions-To-Your-Own-Fart-(in-GIFs)

So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety of factors such as sound, smell, and present company, there are many potential responses to a toot, ranging from shock and denial to unabashed pride. Here are a few common fart reactions we know all too well… Keep reading »

Watch Olympic Figure Skater Jason Brown Fart His Way To A Bronze Medal

Olympic Flatulence
Watch Olympic Figure Skater Jason Brown Fart His Way To A Bronze Medal
Let It Out, Jason!

It’s hard to boycott the Olympics when the flatulence coverage is so riveting. Figure skater Jason Brown helped the United States win a bronze medal in Sochi, so you know what amazing feats he can accomplish with his body. But you might not have known what he can do with his butt. The geniuses over at Ghost + Cow films did us the favor of dubbing farts over Jason Brown’s performance — as well as some other athletes competing in in the 2014 Winter Olympics. Such nonsense, yet so undeniably excellent. It’s right up there with the Evgeni Plushenko/Ginuwine mashup. [College Humor]

How Not To Get Raped: A PSA

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Pay Attention!

This “Don’t Get Raped” public service announcement seems like pretty great satire from a bunch of college (high school?) kids. Well, until you remember “advice” like this is pretty much what launched the SlutWalk protests in the first place. Don’t dress like a slut. Don’t drink. Don’t flirt. Don’t hook up. Instead of teaching men not to coerce or force women into sex, it’s much easier to police women’s behavior by telling them everything in this video in all seriousness. ¬† [Vimeo]

Traditional Russian Wedding Photos: I Approve

It’s high time for American couples to take their cue from the Russians when it comes to their style of wedding photography. The new rules for capturing your big day include: don’t be afraid to rely heavily on Photoshop, draw inspiration from Greek mythology, and spread your legs whenever you feel like it. There’s more ridiculousness where these pair of newly betrothed centaurs come from. Think, brides peeing and couples riding giant swans.

Click through to see a few of my favorite traditional Russian wedding photos. I’m sure you’ll approve as much as I do. [DailyMail UK via Sad And Useless]

If A Deer Farts In A Forest, Does It Make A Sound?

If A Deer Farts In A Forest, Does It Make A Sound?
Deer Farts...

Apparently, the answer is YES — a very loud one. If a deer farts forest, 590,704 people hear it on YouTube. Excellent use of sound effects. [Daily Picks And Flicks]

This Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL Makes Perfect Sense To Me

Bad Lip Reading of the NFL
"Yes, I said Voldemort."

Here’s a hilarious video of NFL players, coaches, and referees overdubbed with nonsensical words and phrases. In other words: an accurate representation of what football always¬†sounds like to people who don’t understand football. [YouTube]

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