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“This Is A Trent Reznor Song” Is An On Point Parody Of Nine Inch Nails

You guys, I love Trent Reznor and am a huuuuuge Nine Inch Nails fan. Like, I have stopped being friends with people because they said something mean about Trent once at a party when they were drunk and “Capital G” started playing on the host’s iPod shuffle. And despite my fierce loyalty for Trent (or… More »


10 DIY Beauty Treatments For Hopeless Klutzes

I’ve always been a fairly clumsy, messy person. I’m incapable of wearing a white blouse without soiling it with mustard stains, even if I don’t eat any foods with mustard on them (“Phantom Mustard Magnet” isn’t just a great band name, it’s my reality). I tend to trip at really inopportune times, and not in… More »


Dying: This Video Of A Guy Freaking Out Because His Girlfriend Just Can’t Is Literally Everything

Oh my god stop it, girl, I can’t. I literally cannot. This video is so everything that I’m just like yaaaaaaaasssssss. I’m literally dyinnnng. Love! Just lovvvvve! [Gawker] … More »


10 Possible Reactions To Your Own Farts (in GIFs)

So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety of factors such as sound, smell, and present company, there are many potential responses to a toot, ranging from shock and denial to unabashed pride. More »


Watch Olympic Figure Skater Jason Brown Fart His Way To A Bronze Medal

It’s hard to boycott the Olympics when the flatulence coverage is so riveting. Figure skater Jason Brown helped the United States win a bronze medal in Sochi, so you know what amazing feats he can accomplish with his body. But you might not have known what he can do with his butt. The geniuses over… More »


How Not To Get Raped: A PSA

This “Don’t Get Raped” public service announcement seems like pretty great satire from a bunch of college (high school?) kids. Well, until you remember “advice” like this is pretty much what launched the SlutWalk protests in the first place. Don’t dress like a slut. Don’t drink. Don’t flirt. Don’t hook up. Instead of teaching men… More »


Watch These 100-Year-Old BFFs Discuss Selfies, Twerking & Justin Bieber

I can only hope that at the age of 100, I still have my best friend around to gossip about pop culture phenomena in the year 2079. Irene and Alice, who have been BFFs for 94 (!) years, appeared on “The Steve Harvey Show” this week to share their incisive observations on things like selfiesMore »


Traditional Russian Wedding Photos: I Approve

It’s high time for American couples to take their cue from the Russians when it comes to their style of wedding photography. The new rules for capturing your big day include: don’t be afraid to rely heavily on Photoshop, draw inspiration from Greek mythology, and spread your legs whenever you feel like it. There’s more… More »


If A Deer Farts In A Forest, Does It Make A Sound?

Apparently, the answer is YES — a very loud one. If a deer farts forest, 590,704 people hear it on YouTube. Excellent use of sound effects. [Daily Picks And Flicks] … More »


This Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL Makes Perfect Sense To Me

Here’s a hilarious video of NFL players, coaches, and referees overdubbed with nonsensical words and phrases. In other words: an accurate representation of what football always sounds like to people who don’t understand football. [YouTube] … More »


How To Wear All Those Fashion Trends That Men Hate

Well, the results are in, and it turns out that men hate pretty much all of this year’s biggest trends: high-waisted pants, sneakers, short hair, makeup, body autonomy, etc. How are we supposed to dress ourselves in the face of such ire and confusion from the opposite sex? YouTube Goddess Tadelesmith is here to solve… More »


An Open Letter To Publicist Behind Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products

Hi, Publicist Who Sent Us A Press Release About Healthy HooHoo Premium Feminine Care Products!

Thanks for the heads up about how to shower our “most precious parts with these soft and gentle wipes.” And by “most precious parts,” you mean our hoohoos.  One thing — is “hoohoo” the name of my vagina? More »


14 Stock Photo Models Enjoying Really Obscure Spa Treatments

Welcome to the Stock Photo Model Spa, a soothing getaway that in no way resembles a real life spa. Here, they massage you with ballsacks and embalm you with cucumbers. Full makeup and awkward facial expressions are encouraged. Click through to see some of the very obscure treatments you can receive there — from Butt… More »


A ‪Tumblr That Lets You Vicariously Experience The Ridiculous Life Of An Actor‬

Someday I will sit down and write a book about all of the ridiculous auditions I went on when I was an actress. I will fill pages and pages about my most humiliating experiences — like, the time there was a dog in the room and it was sniffing my crotch while I did a… More »


New Favorite Thing: Kids Who Suck At Hide And Seek

Is there anything cuter than a kid who thinks she’s dominating hide and seek, but is actually completely visible to everyone? The answer is no, as illustrated by this hilarious roundup of failed hide and seek photos. I couldn’t resist compiling a few of my favorites. Click through to see if you can spot these tiny masters… More »


How To Become A Contemporary Dancer In 15 Easy Steps

In this helpful video, “Contemporary Eric” and his assistant “Bich” teach us 15 moves in every contemporary dance number, in a way that even untrained dancers like me can understand. Thank God! Because I’ve been watching contemporary dancers on “So You Think You Can Dance” forever and trying to figure out how they do the… More »


Parents Surprise Little Girl With A Trip To Disneyworld — But She Wants To Go To Alabama!

Next time you think you’re having a bad day, just consider this little girl’s tragic plight: while waiting at the Pensacola airport, her parents surprise her by revealing that the whole family is going to Disneyworld, not even considering that she might have a different destination in mind. That destination? Mobile, Alabama. I mean, obviously. More »


Merry Christmas! Here’s A Tom Hiddleston/Benedict Cumberbatch Dance-Off Video

Just in time for Christmas, here’s a brilliant video mashup of geeky British heartthrobs Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch throwing down some of their best dance moves. I must say, I’m Team Cumberbatch in every other respect, but Hiddleston creamed him in this battle. Turns out Hiddles has a shockingly agile pelvis. Color me intrigued… More »


Holiday Sexcapades: Expectation Vs. Reality

We always have high hopes for the romantic and sexual potential of the holidays. Snow is falling, fires are burning (both literally and figuratively), and we’re ready to get it on! Sadly though, like so many other aspects of the holidays, the reality of our yuletide hookups often looks much, much different than our expectations,… More »


This Family’s “Christmas Jammies” Rap Is A Gift To The World

The most exciting thing to be found in a traditional Christmas newsletter is usually a clever pun or the audacious use of Comic Sans in multiple colors. The Holderness family decided it was time to shake up the Christmas newsletter format, so they made theirs in video form, while wearing matching “Xmas Jammies,” and rapped… More »


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