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Occupy Modern Love

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Dozens of protesters gathered outside The New York Times building on Eighth Avenue last night to protest the no-comment policy of the newspaper’s weekly Modern Love column.

“The Times is suppressing free speech,” said Jax123, who, like many of the protesters, prefers to be called by his screen name. “And since we aren’t allowed to express ourselves in Modern Love, we’re here to make ourselves heard tonight.”

“It’s a monstrous policy,” said Titsrkul from Staten Island, who was holding a placard that read, ‘Stop Internet Abuse. Let Us Comment.’ “If it were another section of the Times that was off-limits, we wouldn’t be so offended. But this is Modern Love. Women are writing about heartbreak and loss, dating and divorce and sometimes even death. This is exactly when our comments are at their most vibrant.” Keep reading »

Fartzenegger: Because Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Definitely Need More Fart Sounds

"You son of a -- PFFFFFFFFTTTTT!"

You know what was missing from classic films like “Terminator 2,” “Three Men & A Baby” and “Total Recall”? Flatulence. As our friends at The Superficial put it, “we’ve achieved peak internet.” [The Superficial]

Guy Pastes Himself Into Britney Spears’ “Work B**ch” Video, Awesomeness Ensues

Guy Inserts Himself Into Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" Video
Go Call The Police! Go Call The Gov'nah!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new role model, Gal Volinez. Gal decided that Britney Spears’ iconic “Work B**ch” music video could use a little less Britney and a little more … him. So he recreated all of Britney’s trademark writhing and neck-snapping dance moves, showed a little midriff, and pasted his performance right over the top of the video. The result is strangely compelling, and way more erotic than the original. Sorry, Brit. [YouTube]

Meet “Actually Guy,” The Insufferable Know-It-All Who Ruins Every Conversation

Actually Guy
He's ALWAYS right!

Whether it’s a coworker, brother, friend, or dad, we all know an “Actually Guy.” He can’t resist letting any insignificant detail slip into a conversation without offering a correction. In this video, we see not only a spot-on impression of every Actually Guy I’ve ever met, but also a glimpse into his lonely life. Apparently it’s tough being right all the time. [Neatorama]

Brilliant Video Asks, “What If Gay Guys Said The Shit Straight People Say?”

What If Gay Guys Said The Shit That Straight People Say?
"What does a straight horse eat?"

Straight people: consider this video a public service announcement. Watch it, laugh at how ridiculous it is, and then NEVER SAY ANY OF THESE THINGS AGAIN. Got it? Good. [YouTube]

Finally, A Children’s Book For The Modern World

A Children's Book For The Modern World

Yep, that sounds about right. [Braden Graeber via Lemon Love]

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