We’ve all had one of those days, in which we’re full of bitterness and taking it out on everyone but the one person who actually made us angry. Luckily for society, I’ve never been put on sandwich board duty at a job on one of those days. Restaurant and coffee shop employees of the world, I envy your ability to direct your frustration to the masses through cranky comments and sarcastic jokes. Behold, some of the snarkiest passive aggressive sandwich boards to grace the sidewalk.
Each fall, TV networks try to hook us with exciting new pilots that relate to viewers on a personal and cultural level. But given how few shows actually stay on air from from year to year, it can be tricky for the suits to give the people what they want. And that’s where our pitches come in … Keep reading »
According to a new company named ManServants, what women really want is “a man who treats you like a queen.” And what queens want, apparently, are personal butlers/handymen/fake boyfriends. (But not, to be clear, strippers or gigolos.) The San Francisco company will hire “ManServant” who meets your exact specifications — any hair color, any dress code — who will answer to any name you call him. He’ll address all his female clients as “my lady” and respond to any request with “as you wish.” The ManServant will serve you drinks, fix your flats, chauffer you around, and even speak in an accent if you so desire.
And all it takes is cold hard cash! I already have attractive friends. What I don’t have is a minion who does chores. Let’s pool our savings, shall we? Some task ideas for the ManServant I will definitely spend my hard-earned money on: Keep reading »
I have to admit that I’m somewhat of a runner myself, so maybe I’m not supposed to find this video funny, but this Onion ad for a fake fitness tracker is such a perfect joke. For those who run from any form of angst, whether it’s a disappointed father, constant shame or a lack of real friends, the +Runlogic is here to help point out your every flaw. [Gizmodo]
You know what was missing from classic films like “Terminator 2,” “Three Men & A Baby” and “Total Recall”? Flatulence. As our friends at The Superficial put it, “we’ve achieved peak internet.” [The Superficial]