Posts tagged "humor"

The Girl With the Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Calling all Stieg Larsson fans! Check out the new Funny Or Die video, "The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo." Doe-eyed Emma Roberts stars as a trashy, lush version of Salander (complete with a "Breathe" tramp-stamp) and "True Blood" hottie Joe Manganiello plays a bespectacled Blomkvist. For all those unfamiliar with Manganiello, a Google search…

By: Stefanie Blejec / December 8, 2011

21 WTF Christmas Stock Photos

For Christmas this year, I've decided to give you, Friskyverse, the gift that keeps on giving. The gift of redonkulous stock photography. All this guy wants for Christmas is his neck back. It looks like he's the victim of a serious Photoshop fail.  Click on through to see more my favorite WTF Christmas stock photos.

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 8, 2011

31 Reasons Why December Birthdays Suck

We're reposting this listicle from last year because, surprise, surprise, Ami feels just annoyed with her December birthday as ever. Yes, my birthday is in December. No, I am not bitter at all. The moment I was born, the nurses put me in a Christmas stocking. But we're Jewish! Then my mom dropped me i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 5, 2011

4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been

Do you want a hot body like your favorite Hollywood star? Would you settle for second favorite? Third? Look, how about you tell me where LaToya Jackson ranks in your top 10 and we'll go from there. The aerobics VHS tape is apparently some trial that every celebrity must go through, and after years of…

By: Cracked / December 4, 2011

The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied By “Harry Potter”

The Harry Potter series has sold billions of dollars worth of books, movie tickets and DVDs because it's one of those rare series that children can enjoy but won't make adults want to gouge out their eyes. Author J.K. Rowling had a way of throwing a bone to the grown-ups here and there by slipping…

By: Cracked / September 5, 2011

The 5 Least Romantic Keys To A Happy Relationship

Any old talk show psychologist can give you the business about date nights and fetish gear to keep the spark alive. That's Talk Show Psychologist Tips For Romance 101. But it takes a ballsy renegade to have the guts to let you know that saving a relationship might be about imagining the most romantic solutio…

By: Cracked / August 21, 2011

This Dad Is More Embarrassing Than Your Dad

If you took the bus to school, you probably remember the days your parents waved goodbye to you from the end of the driveway or the front porch. Depending on your mood, your age, and whether or not your crush was aboard the bus, this was either a sweet gesture or the most mortifying moment…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 15, 2011

The 5 Least Romantic Keys To A Happy Relationship

Any old talk show psychologist can give you the business about date nights and fetish gear to keep the spark alive. That's Talk Show Psychologist Tips For Romance 101. But it takes a ballsy renegade to have the guts to let you know that saving a relationship might be about imagining the most romantic solutio…

By: Cracked / June 11, 2011

Tracy Morgan Tells Gays To Stop Whining, Said He Would Stab His Son If He Were Gay

Oh my. It sounds like someone needs a spanking from Tina Fey. A man named Kevin Rogers took to Facebook after a Tracy Morgan standup show in Nashville on June 3 to share the disappointing news that Morgan is an unabashed bigot towards gays. Not like "ha, ha, gay dudes wear product in their hair"…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 10, 2011

Things That Will Make You Feel Old

If you are over the age of 18, no matter what your actual numerical age is, something will happen to make you feel old. For me, it's the fact that when interns fill out their paperwork, I see that they were born in 1992. That's crazy, see, because I was 12 in 1992 and already…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 20, 2011

How To Get A Guy’s Attention During Sex (NSFW)

The Onion's sex guru, Rebeccah Rachel, delivers some amazing tips about how to keep a guy's attention while he's thrusting his erection at you. The accessory wall is a genius idea, as is throwing a ball at him in mid-pump. I'm surprised that Cosmo didn't think of these tips first. But the best piece of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 13, 2011

I Want A SlobStopper

Oh, how I love infomercials. This one for the "Slobstopper" tries to sell you an oversized bib for $14.95. "Has this ever happened to you?" Actually, no. Please tell me this one is a joke. [Buzzfeed]…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 13, 2011

7 Basic Things You Won’t Believe You’re All Doing Wrong

If you're like us, you might sometimes have a problem with complex tasks, like trying to drive an ambulance and send a text message at the same time. But hey, at least most of us have figured out the simplest things that get us through the day, right? Except, you know, some of the simple…

By: Cracked / April 10, 2011

Having Trouble Getting Knocked Up? Visit A Medical Clown!

Talk about a silly study. Women who have had trouble getting pregnant and have resorted to using in vitro fertilization can increase their chances of conception by spending just 15 minutes with a "medical clown." Yeah. A medical CLOWN. Researchers studied 229 Israeli women undergoing IVF and found that those who spent a 1/4 of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 1, 2011

8 Things To Do While Stranded At The Airport

If you live on the East Coast or are trying to travel to there, chances are you're stranded at the airport at this very moment. Thank you, Snowpocalypse! I too was stranded at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. Luckily, Mom and Dad bailed me out and now I'm just stranded at their house, but that's another…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 28, 2010

A Little Google Humor

Clearly, the Google search engine is a man. At least he has a sense of humor. [Blame It On The Voices]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 20, 2010

Today’s Lady News: Tina Fey Owes It All To Sarah Palin

Check out Tina Fey's acceptance speech for receiving the Mark Twain Prize for humor last week. Tina is only the third woman in history to do so after Lily Tomlin and Whoopi Goldberg. "I do hope women are achieving at a rate these days that we can stop counting what number they are at things,"…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 15, 2010

Tina Fey Owes Her Success To “A Little Luck And Tons Of Plastic Surgery”

Our invitations to Tina Fey's reception last night at the Kennedy Center, where she received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, must have gotten lost in the mail. The best of the best came out for Tina — Betty White, Steve Carell, Seth Meyers, Lorne Michaels — but Amy Poehler totally burst our bubble…

By: Jessica Wakeman / November 10, 2010

“I Love Anorexia” T-Shirts Prove It’s Hard To Make Eating Disorders Remotely Funny

I love a meta-commentary as much as the next person, but some things are just tacky -- invoking the Nazis while discussing health care reform, for example. T-shirts emblazoned with the words "I love anorexia" also fit the bill.

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 25, 2010
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