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This Woman Should Be Interviewed About Everything

Weirdest Viral Video Ever?
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QVC Host Faints On Live TV
fainting QVC
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"I know that's not going on TV."

This video clip from a Portland news station begins like any other slightly awkward local news interview, but then, about 12 seconds in, it becomes the the most hilariously awkward local news interview ever, involving tits and the vacuum cleaner man. Just push play, OK? And then you’ll understand why I’m starting a campaign to get this woman her own show. And also bringing her a fruit basket and asking her if she will be the weird aunt I’ve never had. [YouTube via Molls]

Could I Get Those TPS Reports Animal Style?

As impressive as this In-N-Out Burger cubicle costume is, I’ve gotta say that unless the person who works in there was distributing double-doubles to their coworkers, this is really nothing but a cruel tease. [Neatorama]

MTV Explains Why They Don’t Play Music Videos Anymore

Umlauts In Music
Lady Gaga and others who've used umlauts. Read More »
"Ask A Network Head"
RIP music videos.

I wondered for a looonnnggg time why MTV stopped playing music videos. But then I got bored of wondering and just stopped watching MTV. Except for “Jersey Shore” because sometimes I like reality shows about vapid people. This installment of “Ask A Network Head” is a spoof, but with a very healthy dose of truth. Fine. We get it. The past is over and we need to move on. Music videos are no longer profitable and therefore, irrelevant. [YouTube]

Princess Leia Learns How To Be A Disney Princess

Little Boy Princess
What Would You Do? Halloween
A little boy learns he can't be a princess for Halloween. Read More »
Who Are These Girls?
Guess the celebs who are channeling "Star Wars." Read More »
"Star Wars" Corsets
Even "Star Wars" gets sexified. Read More »
Some Day Her Prince Will Come

Now that Disney has purchased LucasFilm, Princess Leia has got to get with the program on that whole Disney princess thing. Lucky for Leia, the other Disney princesses are all happy to teach her how to be a pretty, pretty princess and wait quietly by until her prince comes to save her. In song, of course.

The 8 Stages Of Being Trapped In Your Apartment For Days

Late Date
The stages of waiting for a very late date. Read More »
Self Conversations
The conversations I have with myself. Read More »
Hurricane Dates
A first date during a hurricane? Read More »

1. Excitement. You’ve got supplies! You’ve got wine! You’ve got enough kettle corn to last for a year! You’re finally going to watch all five seasons of “Breaking Bad” and people will stop making fun of you for never having seen it. You are pumped and ready to be a shut in for days, weeks if necessary! Bring it on!!

2. Boredom. You’ve seen four episodes of “Breaking Bad” and it occurs to you that you’ve never watched this much TV in one stretch, except for that one time that you had the flu for a week and you watched all six seasons of “Sex and the City” and then called your dad crying, begging for chicken noodle soup. You start to yawn. Like BIG yawns. Endless yawns. You wander from room to room. Bathroom. Water. Wine. Kettle corn. You turn on another episode of “Breaking Bad.” You can’t do it. Keep reading »

Comedienne Issa Rae’s New Project: “The Michelle Obama Diaries”

Michelle's Secret Disguise
Michelle Obama Jimmy Kimmel
The First Lady just wants to go to CVS again, people. Read More »
Fashion Face-Off
michelle obama vs ann romney
Michelle Obama's glamour versus Ann Romney's rich lady chic. Read More »
Black Mom-In-Chief
A black mom-in-chief is revolutionary: what white feminists have wrong. Read More »
issa rae as michelle-obama
What Michelle Is Really Thinking

The First Lady puts on a polite face in public. But you know behind closed doors, she’s talking some shit about Ann Romney’s horse and Mitt’s orange spray tan. Check out this new webseries by comedienne Issa Ray, of “Awkward Black Girl,” fame that imagines just what it is Michelle Obama is thinking … but can’t say. [Think Progress] Update: A reader has pointed out, correctly, that Issa Rae is not the star of this webseries, but the producer. Her leading lady is Yakira Chambers. My apologies to Ms. Chambers. [IndieWire]

Bodyform Responds To Dude’s Maxi Pad Rant On Facebook

Maxipad Rant On FB
Dude's maxi pad rant on Facebook goes viral. Read More »
facebook bodyform
Thanks For Letting The Cat Out Of the Bag, Richard

Last week, British dude Richard Neill had his mind blown when he realized that maxi pad commercials do not tell the truth: “As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month the female gets to enjoy so many things, I felt a little jealous,” he wrote on the Facebook page for Bodyform Maxi Pads. “I mean, bike riding, rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn’t I get to enjoy this time of joy and ‘blue water’ and wings?”

Now in a genius move, Bodyform has responded to Richard with a message from their (fake) CEO and it’s very well done. Good call on that blue water. [YouTube]

The Best Stingray Photobomb You’ll See All Day

I don’t know the story behind this picture. I do know that I ugly-laughed for five minutes straight when I saw it, and everyone deserves to have a hearty stingray-related chortle today. [Buzzfeed]

What if people who do duckface
...are just eating invisible spaghetti? Read More »

9 Things Unimpressed Cat Is Deeply Unimpressed With

Unimpressed cat captured our hearts yesterday, and so we figured we’d take a look at all the things that fall under his scornful eyes. Click through the gallery above to see what unimpressed cat is thoroughly unimpressed with!

Spanx for cats?
cat spanx
Is your cat in need of shapewear? Read More »

G.O.B. Tampons: Because The Republican Party Knows Your Body

Mitt On Morning After
Mitt Romney photo
Mitt Romney called the morning after pill "abortive pills." Read More »
Akin's Rape Science
Rep. Todd Akin says "legitimate rape victims" don't get pregnant. Read More »
"Legitimate Rape" Song
legitimate rape song
Find out if you've been raped according to Todd Akin with this song. Read More »
g.o.b. tampons
No One Knows Your Body LIke the GOP

G.O.B. tampons: they’re feminine hygiene products by the people who know a woman’s body best — old Republican men! With flaps and wings and widgets and hooziwhatsits for all your confusing lady parts, a woman could not have invented it better herself. (No, seriously, she couldn’t have: she’s not allowed.)

“Saturday Night Live” skits can be hit or miss but it’s impossible for skits about periods to not be funny. I mean, hello? Tina Fey in the Annualle skit? I still crack up thinking about it to this day. [NBC]

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