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“Fall Breakers” Is “Spring Breakers” With A Lot More Plaid Flannel And Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Fall Breakers parody video
Time To Trade In Your Bikini For A Plaid Shirt!

“Spring Breakers” was a movie about four hot chicks in bikinis who become sexy bank robbers. “Fall Breakers,” according to this hilarious parody trailer, is a movie about four hot chicks in plaid flannel shirts and cardigans who are really into pumpkin spice lattes and writhing around in crunchy leaves. Yep, that sounds about right. [YouTube via Jezebel]

Here Are Some Pictures Of Disney Princesses With Beards

Disney Princesses with Beards
Real Life Disney Princesses
Artist Turns Female Role Models Into Disney Princesses
See Princess versions of Rosa Parks, Malala, and more! Read More »

The concept is simple: Disney princesses with beards. I have no idea why the resulting images are so funny/entertaining, but they totally are. Check out Belle, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, and Mulan rocking their signature facial hair styles after the jump, and see the whole roster of bearded Princesses over at Buzzfeed. Keep reading »

Coupled But Don’t Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO

Coupled But Don't Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO
Better To Be A DILDO Than A Clown Person

In this video, Lauren Cook and Kurt Braunohler explain how adult people don’t have to be “baby people” — they can be DINKS (double income, no kids) and DILDOS (double income, large dog owners). It’s annoying to bubble baby a baby, but putting a large dog in a Baby Bjorn that’s CUTE. So, if you don’t want to become a clown person who only talks about poop, you might want to consider becoming a DILDO. Unfortunately, I’m currently a SINK, although I hope to become a DINK in the near future, and someday, a DILDO. [Buzzfeed]

The Onion Makes Weird Domestic Violence Joke About Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Fake news site The Onion posted a weird story today about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel about JT threatening his wife that no one would ever believe her if she told anyone what he really does to her because he’s so famous and beloved. Keep reading »

I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On What The Aerial View Of This Church Resembles

Aerial view of Christian Science church looks like a penis

Christian Scientists are not known for their sense of humor, but have a look at this bird’s-eye view of the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, and tell me that God isn’t laughing right about now. Furthermore, the congregation’s slogan is “rising up.” All of the jokes have already been made. I didn’t even have to do a damn thing. [via Gawker]

Britney Spears Is Apparently British For Halloween

Britney Spears does... something for Halloween
Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween from Britney Spears and her Madonna-esque faux-English accent, which she utilizes to recite the opening monologue of “Thriller” while cavorting, uh, creepily alongside green-screen ghouls and graveyards. I don’t completely understand what I’ve just seen, but Bert-Bert looks conscious, which is ALWAYS a good thing. [Jezebel]

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