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Coupled But Don’t Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO

Coupled But Don't Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO
Better To Be A DILDO Than A Clown Person

In this video, Lauren Cook and Kurt Braunohler explain how adult people don’t have to be “baby people” — they can be DINKS (double income, no kids) and DILDOS (double income, large dog owners). It’s annoying to bubble baby a baby, but putting a large dog in a Baby Bjorn that’s CUTE. So, if you don’t want to become a clown person who only talks about poop, you might want to consider becoming a DILDO. Unfortunately, I’m currently a SINK, although I hope to become a DINK in the near future, and someday, a DILDO. [Buzzfeed]

The Onion Makes Weird Domestic Violence Joke About Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel

Fake news site The Onion posted a weird story today about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel about JT threatening his wife that no one would ever believe her if she told anyone what he really does to her because he’s so famous and beloved. Keep reading »

I Can’t Quite Put My Finger On What The Aerial View Of This Church Resembles

Aerial view of Christian Science church looks like a penis

Christian Scientists are not known for their sense of humor, but have a look at this bird’s-eye view of the Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, and tell me that God isn’t laughing right about now. Furthermore, the congregation’s slogan is “rising up.” All of the jokes have already been made. I didn’t even have to do a damn thing. [via Gawker]

Britney Spears Is Apparently British For Halloween

Britney Spears does... something for Halloween
Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween from Britney Spears and her Madonna-esque faux-English accent, which she utilizes to recite the opening monologue of “Thriller” while cavorting, uh, creepily alongside green-screen ghouls and graveyards. I don’t completely understand what I’ve just seen, but Bert-Bert looks conscious, which is ALWAYS a good thing. [Jezebel]

This Fake “Lord Of The Rings” Subway Service Advisory Poster Isn’t All That Far From The Truth

"Lord of the Rings" fake subway service advisory

Relying on the New York City subway system is sometimes like relying on a three-legged, one-eyed horse for all of your transportation needs. Trying to get from my apartment off the G train to a friend’s apartment off the L train on a Saturday evening is a trip that should theoretically take 20 minutes, but instead involves a half-mile walk and piling onto a shuttle bus packed with 200 other miserable, sweaty hipsters shouting at the sad-looking old people who happen to be standing by the doors. In particular, ever since Hurricane Sandy hit a year ago, trying to get from one place to another has been like trying to get to fucking Mordor. Keep reading »

Period, The Musical

Period the musical
"Period Piece" Is Musical Theater At Its Finest

Broadway seems to be out of ideas for original musicals and YouTube user Lena D has a penned a beautiful song that so many women can relate to. They can come together and make one of the most hard-hitting musicals that the Great White Way has seen in a while. I’m envisioning it now: “Period Piece” is the opening number of a musical about one young woman’s journey from period shame to acceptance. Of course, there will be romance, tampons and tons of chocolate. Other numbers may include “Jam Rag,” “Un-pregnation,” “Bitch Ticket” and “Leak Week.” Can we please make this happen? [Jezebel]

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