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Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The “Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial”

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"I Really Like This Color!"

Megan MacKay, can we be friends? Because your “Ray Rice makeup tutorial” (hey, watch it first before you get offended!) is the most cutting commentary of our complete cultural fucktitude over Ray Rice that I’ve seen. You can watch more of Megan’s work on YouTube for her takes on LEGO’s female scientists, Hobby Lobby and Planned Parenthood. [UpWorthy]

Here’s The Real Reason Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong

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"This Isn't Over. It's Never Over."

Why, why must Starbucks insist on butchering the spelling of your name on every grande soy macchiato with an extra espresso shot that you order? Paul Gale knows the answer, and here he answers the greatest question of our time. Prepare to be enlightened. [Mashable]

14 Things You Need To Know About Ibiza, Judging By The Celebs Who Party There

14 Things You Need To Know About Ibiza, Judging By The Celebs Who Party There

Well, another fabulous summer in Ibiza comes to a close. The A-listers were busy this summer: Zac Efron got cozy with Michelle Rodriguez, Bieber got punched, Paris Hilton ate dinner. I compiled a few simple rules to help you survive next time you find yourself partying on the bronzed coast. Do they call it that? Let’s call it that. Keep reading »

15 Passive Aggressive Sandwich Boards

We’ve all had one of those days, in which we’re full of bitterness and taking it out on everyone but the one person who actually made us angry. Luckily for society, I’ve never been put on sandwich board duty at a job on one of those days. Restaurant and coffee shop employees of the world, I envy your ability to direct your frustration to the masses through cranky comments and sarcastic jokes. Behold, some of the snarkiest passive aggressive sandwich boards to grace the sidewalk.

These Are The Fall TV Shows We Deserve

These Are The Fall TV Shows We Deserve

Each fall, TV networks try to hook us with exciting new pilots that relate to viewers on a personal and cultural level. But given how few shows actually stay on air from from year to year, it can be tricky for the suits to give the people what they want. And that’s where our pitches come in … Keep reading »

Who Wants A Stripper When She Can Have A “ManServant”?

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Yes, This Is Actually A Real Company

According to a new company named ManServants, what women really want is “a man who treats you like a queen.” And what queens want, apparently, are personal butlers/handymen/fake boyfriends. (But not, to be clear, strippers or gigolos.) The San Francisco company will hire “ManServant” who meets your exact specifications — any hair color, any dress code — who will answer to any name you call him. He’ll address all his female clients as “my lady” and respond to any request with “as you wish.” The ManServant will serve you drinks, fix your flats, chauffer you around, and even speak in an accent if you so desire.

And all it takes is cold hard cash! I already have attractive friends. What I don’t have is a minion who does chores. Let’s pool our savings, shall we? Some task ideas for the ManServant I will definitely spend my hard-earned money on: Keep reading »

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