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Josh Gondelman Is Comedy’s Nicest Guy: “When I’m Mean, It’s Like A Juice Cleanse”

It doesn’t feel good, and it’s ineffective. Nobody wants or needs it.” 

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

How to Travel Flawless: Do Everything The Opposite of What I Did

Vacations are amazing, but getting there can suck.

Carol H. Hood |

27 Superior Ways To Be A Modern Man

The New York Times recently attempted to describe the dimensions of the modern man—failing, however, to consider his omnidimensional interests. Here, then, are the 27 definitive ways to be a modern man… …

Brad Nelson |

On Loving Men Who Can’t Love Back

Lusting after images of men, of copies of them, seems to be a safe way for a girl to figure out her body. But it’s a terrible way for a

Julia Weiss |

Here Are The Definitive 50 Shades Of Grey

Do regular people have access to 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom? Of course! Here they are:

Emily Winter |

I Am Addicted To Netflix Which Is Why I Steal Money From My Mother

I am addicted to Netflix, which is why I steal money from my sweet, elderly mother. I love her so much. She was always there for me growing up. But…

John DeVore |

This Is Your Inner Monologue Every Time You Go To Target

I don’t know what’s in the air at Target, but it’s practically impossible to make a quick trip to that store. Walking inside is like stepping into a giant labyrinth,…

Claire Hannum |

“Drunk J.Crew” Is Your New Favorite Tumblr

Some genius with a Tumblr account has astutely observed that all the models in the J.Crew catalogue look mildly drunk off their asses. Drunk J. Crew puts words in the mouths…

Claire Hannum |

Shop Your Way To A Thigh Gap!

We have comedy team Just Boobs Sketch to thank for this great parody of the extreme measures women are expected to take to adhere to modern beauty standards. As part of the…

Claire Hannum |

Creative Ways To Announce A Pregnancy In Any Profession

Facebook is overrun with pictures of baby bumps or “side belly cleavage,” as I like to call it, originating with women announcing their journey from TTC (trying to conceive) to…

Janet Manley |

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The “Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial”

Megan MacKay, can we be friends? Because your “Ray Rice makeup tutorial” (hey, watch it first before you get offended!) is the most cutting commentary of our complete cultural fucktitude…

Jessica Wakeman |

Here’s The Real Reason Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong

Why, why must Starbucks insist on butchering the spelling of your name on every grande soy macchiato with an extra espresso shot that you order? Paul Gale knows the answer, and…

Claire Hannum |

14 Things You Need To Know About Ibiza, Judging By The Celebs Who Party There

Well, another fabulous summer in Ibiza comes to a close. The A-listers were busy this summer: Zac Efron got cozy with Michelle Rodriguez, Bieber got punched, Paris Hilton ate dinner.

Leah Prinzivalli |

15 Passive Aggressive Sandwich Boards

We’ve all had one of those days, in which we’re full of bitterness and taking it out on everyone but the one person who actually made us angry. Luckily for society, I’ve…

Claire Hannum |

These Are The Fall TV Shows We Deserve

Each fall, TV networks try to hook us with exciting new pilots that relate to viewers on a personal and cultural level. But given how few shows actually stay on air from…

Leah Prinzivalli |

Who Wants A Stripper When She Can Have A “ManServant”?

According to a new company named ManServants, what women really want is “a man who treats you like a queen.” And what queens want, apparently, are personal butlers/handymen/fake boyfriends. (But…

Leah Prinzivalli |

What Are You Really Running From?

I have to admit that I’m somewhat of a runner myself, so maybe I’m not supposed to find this video funny, but this Onion ad for a fake fitness tracker…

Claire Hannum |

Occupy Modern Love

Dozens of protesters gathered outside The New York Times building on Eighth Avenue last night to protest the no-comment policy of the newspaper’s weekly Modern Love column.

“The…

Devorah Blachor |

Fartzenegger: Because Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Definitely Need More Fart Sounds

You know what was missing from classic films like “Terminator 2,” “Three Men & A Baby” and “Total Recall”? Flatulence. As our friends at The Superficial put it, “we’ve achieved…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |
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