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Can You Guess What’s Happening In This Amazing Goat GIF?

goat freakout gif

Go ahead, watch it 300 times (I’m on my 478th). Enjoy it. Study it carefully. And then tell me your best guess for what the hell is happening in this glorious and confusing moment of human-goat interaction. Give up? Get the answer, along with a slow motion video of the full encounter, after the jump! Keep reading »

New Favorite Tumblr: Sad Desk Lunch

Do you eat lunch at your desk? I used to all the time, and still do occasionally. Sometimes, while answering emails and trying not to get bits of tuna salad all over my keyboard, I’d look down at my tupperware-strewn workspace, and the bag of vending machine peanut m&m’s I was saving for dessert, and be like, “Damn, this is bleak.” And now there’s a Tumblr, Sad Desk Lunch, to document this fine tradition:

Sad Desk Lunch isn’t about how great your lunch is. And it’s not about how crappy your lunch is either. It’s about the fact you eat your lunch at your desk during your lunch break where you could roam free. Step outside. Breathe a little. Americans have a tendency never to take their lunch break and sit around, munch on their sandwich at their desk.

After the jump, check out a few more Sad Desk Lunches, including a creative use for a Keurig machine. So depressing. So familiar. Oh, and you can submit your own SDL photos here. May God have mercy on your cold leftovers. Keep reading »

What’s Your Hipster Hobby? (Mine Is Making Foraged Mustache Necklaces)

Hipsters As Jackie
Jackie Roseanne
Our other favorite Tumblr: Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne. Read More »
Country for Hipsters
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How to get your hipster friends to listen to country. Read More »
The Hipster Hobby Generator

Looking for new ways to use your copious amounts of free time? Getting a little tired of your kickball league and microbrew tasting club? Not to worry — cartoonist Dana Zemack has created The Hipster Hobby Generator to help you discover your new favorite pastime. All you have to do is click on the quirky label of the hand-blown mason jar, and the site will assign you a new, hipster-approved creative endeavor. So far my hobbies include thrift store quilting, making foraged mustache necklaces, assembling an “heirloom maple syrup collection inspired by the Infinite Jest Wikipedia page,” and aging bacon bow ties in vintage style oak barrels from Anthropologie. Sounds about right. Check out The Hipster Hobby Generator to get your own, and post it in the comments!

Painfully Accurate: 5 “Fun” New Ways To Walk In Heels

5 Fun New Ways To Walk In Heels
Because Graceful Is So Last Year.

Do you struggle to walk in high heels? Do you teeter around uncomfortably? Wince noticeably at your rapidly multiplying blisters? Curse the invention of the stiletto while simultaneously loving how sexy they make you look? Sigh. Don’t we all? You could read high heel walking tips and tutorials all day, but these guides mostly focus on walking very slowly, heel first, then toe, and wow are they not helpful. Luckily we have YouTube Goddess Akilah to give us the real lowdown on how to walk in heels. Her five walking styles include “The Jack Sparrow,” “The Yeti,” “The Rookie Model, “The Crawl,” and “The Sit.” You’ll definitely see yourself in at least a couple of these awkward movements, because as Akilah says in the video description, “heels are the most fun a girl can have when she can’t find any other shoes to wear!” [YouTube]

Tell Us: What Never Fails To Make You Laugh?

Yesterday I confessed to Ami that ever since she told me that her dad buys every single CD they sell at Starbucks, I haven’t been able to stop laughing about it. I just get so much joy from this knowledge and the image of her dad getting really excited about new releases at the register when buying a latte. She told me this, like, 2 years ago and it’s become a Forever Laugh. What’s a Forever Laugh, you ask? It’s a memory/joke/scene/mental image that will ALWAYS make you laugh, from now until your dying day, and may cause you to burst into giggles at the most inappropriate times. Forever Laughs are awesome because when you’re sad or stressed, you can just conjure one up, laugh, and feel a little better. I asked the rest of the Frisky ladies to share some of their FLs. Check them out below, and tell us yours in the comments! Keep reading »

10 DIY Beauty Treatments For Hopeless Klutzes

DIY Beauty Treatments For Hopeless Klutzes

I’ve always been a fairly clumsy, messy person. I’m incapable of wearing a white blouse without soiling it with mustard stains, even if I don’t eat any foods with mustard on them (“Phantom Mustard Magnet” isn’t just a great band name, it’s my reality). I tend to trip at really inopportune times, and not in a charming Jennifer Lawrence way. My soup-in-mouth vs. soup-on-face ratio is about 1:5. I should probably buy stock in Tide To-Go Pens. I can assemble full meals with all the crumbs I find in my cleavage at the end of the day. You get the idea. So anyway, last night I was having dinner at a Mexican restaurant. While telling a story, I began gesturing wildly with a chip in my hand, and — wouldn’t you know it? — I ended up with a large glop of guacamole in my hair. So gross. Or was it? I mean, I had been meaning to do an avocado scalp treatment this weekend. Wasn’t this basically the same thing? After all, like the old adage says (I’m paraphrasing here): “When life hands you guacamole in your hair, just rub it in and make an avocado scalp treatment.” Inspired by my margarita-fueled beauty epiphany, here are 10 beauty treatment ideas for all my fellow klutzes! Keep reading »

Dying: This Video Of A Guy Freaking Out Because His Girlfriend Just Can’t Is Literally Everything

Dying: This Video Of A Guy Freaking Out Because His Girlfriend Just Can't Is Literally Everything
This Is Everything. Literally. Dying.

Oh my god stop it, girl, I can’t. I literally cannot. This video is so everything that I’m just like yaaaaaaaasssssss. I’m literally dyinnnng. Love! Just lovvvvve! [Gawker]

10 Possible Reactions To Your Own Farts (in GIFs)

Fart Auction
An open letter to the woman who's selling her gas on eBay. Read More »
Be My BF: Farts
This guy used farts as a weapon. Read More »
Female Farts
Some common types of female farts. Read More »
10-Possible-Reactions-To-Your-Own-Fart-(in-GIFs)

So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety of factors such as sound, smell, and present company, there are many potential responses to a toot, ranging from shock and denial to unabashed pride. Here are a few common fart reactions we know all too well… Keep reading »

Watch Olympic Figure Skater Jason Brown Fart His Way To A Bronze Medal

Olympic Flatulence
Watch Olympic Figure Skater Jason Brown Fart His Way To A Bronze Medal
Let It Out, Jason!

It’s hard to boycott the Olympics when the flatulence coverage is so riveting. Figure skater Jason Brown helped the United States win a bronze medal in Sochi, so you know what amazing feats he can accomplish with his body. But you might not have known what he can do with his butt. The geniuses over at Ghost + Cow films did us the favor of dubbing farts over Jason Brown’s performance — as well as some other athletes competing in in the 2014 Winter Olympics. Such nonsense, yet so undeniably excellent. It’s right up there with the Evgeni Plushenko/Ginuwine mashup. [College Humor]

How Not To Get Raped: A PSA

Teach Boys Not To Rape
On Steubenville High School and teaching boys not to rape. Read More »
Rapists Know...
...that the answer is 'no' when they rape. Read More »
On Rape Jokes
When a rapist hears a rape joke, he thinks what he does is normal. Read More »
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Pay Attention!

This “Don’t Get Raped” public service announcement seems like pretty great satire from a bunch of college (high school?) kids. Well, until you remember “advice” like this is pretty much what launched the SlutWalk protests in the first place. Don’t dress like a slut. Don’t drink. Don’t flirt. Don’t hook up. Instead of teaching men not to coerce or force women into sex, it’s much easier to police women’s behavior by telling them everything in this video in all seriousness.   [Vimeo]

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