Posts tagged "humor"

Here Are The Definitive 50 Shades Of Grey

Do regular people have access to 50 Shades of Grey in the bedroom? Of course! Here they are:…

By: Emily Winter / February 13, 2015

I Am Addicted To Netflix Which Is Why I Steal Money From My Mother

I am addicted to Netflix, which is why I steal money from my sweet, elderly mother. I love her so much. She was always there for me growing up. But I just can’t get enough of Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright in “House Of Cards.” I watched both seasons in one weekend. I missed my…

By: John DeVore / January 27, 2015

This Is Your Inner Monologue Every Time You Go To Target

I don't know what's in the air at Target, but it's practically impossible to make a quick trip to that store. Walking inside is like stepping into a giant labyrinth, but instead of worrying you'll never escape, you're too busy being distracted by all those shiny clearance racks. How do we explain this phenomenon!? [22

By: Claire Hannum / December 13, 2014

“Drunk J.Crew” Is Your New Favorite Tumblr

Some genius with a Tumblr account has astutely observed that all the models in the J.Crew catalogue look mildly drunk off their asses. Drunk J. Crew puts words in the mouths of those tipsy ladies, and the end result is perfect. It's hard not to wonder why it took us all so many years of shopping…

By: Claire Hannum / October 17, 2014

Shop Your Way To A Thigh Gap!

We have comedy team Just Boobs Sketch to thank for this great parody of the extreme measures women are expected to take to adhere to modern beauty standards. As part of the group's mission to #EndThighGap, the comedy ladies peddle us a fictional pair of jeans that will widen thigh gaps with the help of a woode…

By: Claire Hannum / October 10, 2014

Creative Ways To Announce A Pregnancy In Any Profession

Facebook is overrun with pictures of baby bumps or "side belly cleavage," as I like to call it, originating with women announcing their journey from TTC (trying to conceive) to TWW (two-week window after ovulation) to Chosen Ones With Tiny John McCains in Their Bellies. As friends, we’re overjoyed when we see these in our…

By: Janet Manley / October 1, 2014

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The “Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial”

Megan MacKay, can we be friends? Because your "Ray Rice makeup tutorial" (hey, watch it first before you get offended!) is the most cutting commentary of our complete cultural fucktitude over Ray Rice that I've seen. You can watch more of Megan's work on YouTube for her takes on LEGO's female scientists, Hobby Lobby and Planned…

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 17, 2014

Here’s The Real Reason Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong

Why, why must Starbucks insist on butchering the spelling of your name on every grande soy macchiato with an extra espresso shot that you order? Paul Gale knows the answer, and here he answers the greatest question of our time. Prepare to be enlightened. [Mashable]…

By: Claire Hannum / September 10, 2014

14 Things You Need To Know About Ibiza, Judging By The Celebs Who Party There

Well, another fabulous summer in Ibiza comes to a close. The A-listers were busy this summer: Zac Efron got cozy with Michelle Rodriguez, Bieber got punched, Paris Hilton ate dinner. I compiled a few simple rules to help you survive next time you find yourself partying on the bronzed coast. Do they call it that?

By: Leah Prinzivalli / September 3, 2014

15 Passive Aggressive Sandwich Boards

We've all had one of those days, in which we're full of bitterness and taking it out on everyone but the one person who actually made us angry. Luckily for society, I've never been put on sandwich board duty at a job on one of those days. Restaurant and coffee shop employees of the world, I envy…

By: Claire Hannum / August 31, 2014

These Are The Fall TV Shows We Deserve

Each fall, TV networks try to hook us with exciting new pilots that relate to viewers on a personal and cultural level. But given how few shows actually stay on air from from year to year, it can be tricky for the suits to give the people what they want. And that's where our pitches come i…

By: Leah Prinzivalli / August 20, 2014

Who Wants A Stripper When She Can Have A “ManServant”?

According to a new company named ManServants, what women really want is "a man who treats you like a queen." And what queens want, apparently, are personal butlers/handymen/fake boyfriends. (But not, to be clear, strippers or gigolos.) The San Francisco company will hire "ManServant" who meets your exact specifications — any hair color, any dre…

By: Leah Prinzivalli / August 14, 2014

What Are You Really Running From?

I have to admit that I'm somewhat of a runner myself, so maybe I'm not supposed to find this video funny, but this Onion ad for a fake fitness tracker is such a perfect joke. For those who run from any form of angst, whether it's a disappointed father, constant shame or a lack of…

By: Claire Hannum / August 13, 2014

Occupy Modern Love

Dozens of protesters gathered outside The New York Times building on Eighth Avenue last night to protest the no-comment policy of the newspaper’s weekly Modern Love column. "The Times is suppressing free speech," said Jax123, who, like many of the protesters, prefers to be called by his screen name. "And since we aren’t allowed to…

By: Devorah Blachor / July 8, 2014

Fartzenegger: Because Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies Definitely Need More Fart Sounds

You know what was missing from classic films like "Terminator 2," "Three Men & A Baby" and "Total Recall"? Flatulence. As our friends at The Superficial put it, "we've achieved peak internet." [The Superficial]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 21, 2014

Guy Pastes Himself Into Britney Spears’ “Work B**ch” Video, Awesomeness Ensues

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new role model, Gal Volinez. Gal decided that Britney Spears' iconic "Work B**ch" music video could use a little less Britney and a little more ... him. So he recreated all of Britney's trademark writhing and neck-snapping dance moves, showed a little midriff, and pasted his performance right over the…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 17, 2014

Meet “Actually Guy,” The Insufferable Know-It-All Who Ruins Every Conversation

Whether it's a coworker, brother, friend, or dad, we all know an "Actually Guy." He can't resist letting any insignificant detail slip into a conversation without offering a correction. In this video, we see not only a spot-on impression of every Actually Guy I've ever met, but also a glimpse into his lonely life. Apparently…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 1, 2014

Brilliant Video Asks, “What If Gay Guys Said The Shit Straight People Say?”

Straight people: consider this video a public service announcement. Watch it, laugh at how ridiculous it is, and then NEVER SAY ANY OF THESE THINGS AGAIN. Got it? Good. [YouTube]…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 23, 2014

A Few More Guesses About The Jay Z/Beyonce/Solange Feud From A Total Outsider

The Knowles/Carter family finally released a statement about the elevator fight between Jay Z and Solange seen 'round the world. They provided no explanation other than something boring about all families having problems. While we wait on CNN to uncover the truth, we turned to our own resources. This definitive list of guesses about what…

By: Leah Prinzivalli / May 16, 2014
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