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Hot Links: “Human Centipede 3″ Casting News! Plus, Adam Levine Is In Trouble With America

Eric Roberts cast in Human Centipede 3
  • I have no words to describe how excited I am that Eric Roberts, estranged brother of actress Julia Roberts, will star in “Human Centipede 3″! As a friend of mine said, Julia is now one degree away from a 500-person, ass-to-mouth ‘pede. [Next Film]
  • Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine is facing a backlash after he said, “I hate this country,” when the last member of his team was voted off “The Voice.” Eye roll. [Socialite Life]
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“The Human Centipede” Looks Horrifying

So remember how we told you about Lars von Trier’s “Antichrist,” the movie that made waves on the festival circuit for being totally nasty? Well, that film’s testicle-smashing and clitoris-slicing might seem like a cakewalk in comparison to “The Human Centipede.” Here is the “plot” synopsis for this horror movie:

“Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins. However his three “patients” are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy “the human centipede.”

Allow me to use layman’s terms: ass-to-mouth. If you’re crazytown enough to actually want to watch one of the scenes, you can do so at BuzzFeed. I, on the other hand, am going to go wash my eyes out with peroxide. [Shock Till You Drop] Keep reading »

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