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This Barbie Look-Alike Got A Drastic Makeunder, And It Would Be Fine If She Didn’t Either

Meet Jade, a 20-year-old woman from Bristol, England, who received breast implants to take her A cups to double Gs, and applied self-tanner and hot pink lipstick daily to mimic Barbie’s signature look. More »


Doctors Say This Human Barbie’s Boobs Might Explode

E!’s show “Botched” scares the living crap out of me, but Blondie Bennett has got to be one of the scariest characters on the show. The 39-year-old human barbie already has size 30JJ breasts, but she wants to go bigger. Read more on College Candy…More »


The Newest Human Ken Doll Is Creepier Than The Previous

There’s a new Ken in town.

Brazilian model Celso Santebanes, 20, can now compete with the likes of “Human Ken Doll” Justin Jedlica over who pulls off the creepiest, most plastic-looking version of a real-life Ken doll.

Santebanes told The Mirror that he has spent more than $50,000 to perfect his look, undergoing four surgeries… More »


Human Barbie Valerie Lukyanova Posts A No-Makeup Selfie

On Monday, Lukyanova posted a selfie to her Facebook page that shows her bare-faced and wearing a black bikini. Just hours earlier, she posted a photo of her all done up and dressed in a frothy pink skirt for a modeling gig. Read more on Huffington Post…More »


Human Ken Says Human Barbie Is His “Arch-Nemesis”

Justin Jedlica, also known as the Human Ken Doll, has a problem with Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, who he calls his “arch-nemesis.”

I’m getting a crazy flashback to that time when I was six and made my Barbie kick Ken out of the Dream House.

Jedlica and Lukyanova have met in… More »


Anderson Cooper Tells “Human Barbie” Mom, “You’re Dreadful”

Anderson Cooper is a late to the “Human Barbie” mom parade, but kudos to him for prioritizing Meow the morbidly obese stray cat (RIP, Meow!) over the woman who taught her seven-year-old to pole dance and then gave her a boob job voucher.

Yesterday Anderson publicly shamed “Human Barbie” Sarah Burge for bringing her… More »


7 Real-Life Human Barbie Dolls

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world … For most of us, “Barbie Girl” was just a catchy pop song in the summer of 1997. But for some truly special individuals women, the Barbie doll lifestyle and the cartoonish femininity it suggests is a dedicated way of life. This here is Valeria Lukyanova, 21, of… More »


The “Human Barbie” Mom Needs More Attention Again

Last time we left heard from “the Human Barbie,” Sarah Burge of the UK had taught her seven-year-old daughter Poppy how to pole dance and had given her a boob job voucher for her birthday. Now she’s made her little girl’s dreams come true yet again by gifting her a $4,500 liposuction voucher. For Christmas. In… More »