Hulk Hogan has been forced to do damage control since his sex tape with his former best friend’s wife hit the internet. The wrestler has stated his humiliation over the tape leaking, and he’s been working vigorously with his lawyers to find who is responsible for leaking it to the media.
Not only is Hogan prepared to take legal action against whoever distributed, he’s also suing his former best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, TMZ reported. Bubba, a radio DJ, apparently gave Hogan permission to sleep with his wife, Heather Clem, but he also taped the encounter without the wrestler’s permission. Read more…
We did you a favor and watched the Hulk Hogan sex tape so you don’t have to. It is indeed as cringeworthy as it sounds. We’re all contemplating gouging our eyes out. Here are worst things about it: first, that Hulk Hogan is naked. But also, that the alleged woman in the tape is Heather Clem (the ex-wife of his best friend Bubba the Love Sponge who appears to be in the house while all this is happening WHAT?), that Brooke Hogan’s song is the ring tone on his phone and that it rings while he’s in the middle of bizness, that he tells a story about his son’s girlfriend propositioning him for sex, that he keeps referring to himself as a pig because he just ate so much and last but not least, he says “you’re awesome” as he walks out the door. That’s all you really need to know. Never again shall we speak of it.
Final thoughts on the sex tape: why couldn’t it have been Ryan Lochte instead? We would have rather watched him having one of his one-night-stands, screaming out “Jeah!” during orgasm. It hardly ever works that way though, does it?
Click onward for more of the most disturbing sex tapes to ever burn our retinas and the ones we wish we’d seen instead. [DListed]
Here are two things I apologize for telling you at lunch. Or after lunch. Or any time in the vicinity of dining: One, that Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, and two, he says he banged so many chicks he doesn’t even know which one is in the tape with him. There are many, many cautionary tales that we can take from the life of Hulk and his family, but first, let’s talk about sex tapes. Keep reading »
Hulk Hogan’s facial hair can just as well double as head hair, as illustrated in this rather disturbing Photoshopped illustration. It’s called Moustair, and Hulk is hardly the only celeb whose facial hair has multiple applications. In fact, there’s a whole website devoted to the cause. [Moustair]
“I’m ecstatic for her. I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best.”
—Hulk Hogan responds to the news that his ex-wife, Linda Hogan, is engaged to a 21-year-old who went to school with their kids Brooke and Nick. I honestly can’t tell if this is sincere or sarcastic. Thoughts? [Radar] Keep reading »
Hulk Hogan‘s autobiography, My Life Outside the Ring, came out yesterday and, well, it’s pretty depressing. The Hulk says that after his divorce from Linda, he was suicidal and downed a bunch of Xanax with a bottle of rum, while holding a gun in his hand. Of the experience, he wrote, “I could feel the life draining out of me. It had me curling my index finger on the trigger of a loaded handgun and putting it in my mouth. Obviously I didn’t kill myself, but I came damn close.” Sad face. [People]
It’s startling how many celebrities have tried to kill themselves. After the jump, who’s tried and what changed their mind. Keep reading »
I understand that some people despise their ex after a breakup. But Evan Rachel Wood better watch her back. In the new issue of Spin, Marilyn Manson gives a vivid account of how he cut himself with razor blades after their breakup. And he has this to say about Evan: “I have fantasies every day about smashing her skull with a sledgehammer.” Just a normal day in the Manson home…or the most despicable quote ever?
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In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Hulk Hogan says that his bitter split from Linda, his wife of 24 years, has given him some insight into what might have led O.J. Simpson to his (alleged) vengeful killing spree. (Simpson was acquitted of murdering his wife Nicole in 1994.) [Rolling Stone via the NY Post] — Turns out, Hogan doesn’t know best. Keep reading »