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Venezuelan President Takes A Hard Stance Against Fake Boobs

Big fake titties? American politicians can’t get enough of ‘em. But Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is firmly anti-breast implants. Speaking on a United Nations summit on great racks a state-run television station, Chavez railed against plastic surgeons who “convince some women that if they don’t have some big bosoms they should feel bad.” Chavez added that some women in Venezuela, where the breast implant business is booming, will get plastic surgery even if they’re struggling to make ends meet, which he called a “monstrous thing.” Hmm, I guess the president is not a fan of Venezuelan beauty pageants, then.

The Frisky called the White House for a comment on Obama’s stance on fake boobs. We have yet to hear back by press time. [TIME] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Matthew McConaughey Spreads His Naked Bongo Playing Seed

  • Dude, guess who is about to become the coolest dad alive? Matthew McConaughey! The actor announced on his website, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin’ in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Mmm, the way he put that is making me kind of hot and bothered. Anyway, obviously the kid has totally scored — think of all the free surfing, shirtless yoga, and bongo playing instruction! [TMZ]
  • Speaking of babies, cute couple Summer Phoenix and Casey Affleck are the parents of a new baby boy. The lil’ tyke joins brother Indiana, 3. Ten bucks says this kid isn’t going to be named something common, like Stanley. [Us Weekly]
  • Wackiest romance of the day: Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Rumors are flying that the twosome started dating after she interviewed the controversial socialist leader for GQ and he flirtatiously asked her to feel his muscles. Well, whatever gets you off I guess… [A Socialite’s Life]
  • I would like to apologize for continuing to write about this train wreck, but it’s my duty. Last night Brit and Adnan were busted buying a home pregnancy test AND she was wearing what looked to be an engagement ring. Please, someone, anyone, find something funny to say about this. [DListed]
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