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The Frisky’s 8 Things That Should Be Sexy, But Aren’t

Ironically, many of the items marketed for sexy times are actually huge turnoffs. Like a skirt-chasing guy who reeks of desperation, they’re gross, they’re unnecessary, and they make things uncomfortable. These eight products can be used to show of your goods, but we don’t recommend it:

Chocolate Cooch Hugh Hefner’s #1 girlfriend recently gave him a very intimate birthday present: a chocolate mold of her vagina. They just broke up, so apparently it wasn’t enough. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ellen Plays Matchmaker For Jennifer Aniston

  • Ellen Degeneres is trying to hook up pal Jennifer Aniston with soap star Shemar Moore. He’s hot, in that soap star way. [People]
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    Star Couplings: Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Come Out!

  • So Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson FINALLY confirmed they’re together on the radio show Loveline. Did ANYONE still think these two were just besties? [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Mark Wahlberg Adds To His Funky Bunch

  • Mark Wahlberg and his fiancee Rhea Durham had their third child, a boy, this weekend. The two got engaged fairly recently, and Mark has gotten a lot of flack for not marrying the mother of his kids. I kind of think he needs to s–t or get off the pot. [Us Weekly]
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    Quickies!: Ali & Lindsay Lohan May Shack Up?

  • Lindsay Lohan might have Ali Lohan move in with her because she’s such a good influence now. [Celebslam]
  • Celebrity moles. Sweet. [Lemondrop]
  • Sex education is necessary because the average person still can’t tell when a celebrity has actually flashed her vagina. [Boinkology]
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    Star Couplings: If Uma Is Pregnant, She Probably Wouldn’t Be Doing This

  • Rumor has it, Uma Thurman is pregnant. [Perez Hilton]
  • Trouble is brewing between Hugh Hefner and his #1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, and she may be moving out of the mansion! Oh no! [Perez Hilton]
  • Minnie Driver gave birth to Henry Story Driver yesterday — she hasn’t revealed who the pops is. [DListed]
  • Contrary to tabloid reports, Brad Pitt says George Clooney is not godfather to twins Knox and Vivienne. [Us Weekly]
  • Naomi Campbell says she wants to have kids, but has been battling infertility problems. [People]
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    Playboy: Lindsay Lohan Just Says No

    Not like we haven’t already seen Lindsay Lohan’s whole kit and kaboodle thanks to the paparazzi, bottle service, her refusal to wear panties, and that little Marilyn Monroe-inspired shoot for New York. But Playboy just offered the hottest lesbian in Hollywood $700,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Surprisingly enough, Lohan said “NO!” It’s amazing how love can change a girl. I can’t tell if this decision was brilliant or a bomb, but here’s how other stars have fared after telling Hugh Hefner to bug off, plus fifteen stars who’ve said “Yes” to Hef and have seen their stars sky rocket — and tank. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Curses Her Relationship With Tony Romo

  • In the new issue of People, Jessica Simpson calls Tony Romo the love of her life. T-minus 2 weeks till they break up! [People]
  • So Samantha Ronson is writing a memoir maybe. And then Michael Lohan said that Sam is using Lindsay because no one knew who she was until she met his daughter. And then Lindsay was like, “STFU, Dad!” And Sam was all, “See dude, this is why your daughter doesn’t talk to you. It’s not my fault she likes me better.” Boo-ya. [DListed]
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    Hugh Hefner Got Around With His Family

    A biography of Hugh Hefner comes out this October, and Hef apparently gave the author, Steven Watts, unlimited access to his personal documents. The book claims that Hugh, his wife, his brother, and his brother’s wife had a foursome. His first wife ultimately backed out of having sex with his brother, but Hugh did it with his sister-in-law. Bet that made the next Thanksgiving pretty awkward. Steven also writes that Hugh once had a homosexual sex because he had a “thirst for sexual experience.” A guy propositioned him one night in downtown Chicago, and Hef reportedly said, “What the hell!” As for what the man in the smoking jacket thinks of the book, he said it’s “the most authoritative book ever written about me — it’s all essentially true.” [AHN] Keep reading »

    Hugh Hefner’s Decorating Tips

    A recent three-person survey (Amelia, Emily, and myself) revealed that if a guy’s place resembles the Playboy mansion, he is probably a slime-ball. Interior decorating prowess seems to play some part in a man’s overall attractiveness, but most of the guys we know don’t read magazines like Domino or Elle Decor for decorating tips. Where do they get ideas for what to hang on their walls and which sheets go with the chocolate brown duvet cover? Kelvin Browne writes how Playboy/Hugh Hefner shaped his views of sex and the home in an article for the National Post: “Overtly masculine, Playboy pads flaunted lots of chrome and leather furnishings, usually black leather. ‘Clean lines,’ I think the phrase was, bold with a James Bond quality and all the latest gadgets. I fantasized about how remote controls and sex were intrinsically connected. You closed the drapes with a remote, flicked another remote and the lights dimmed, and hit another button and the fireplace exploded into flames.”

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