Tag Archives: hugh hefner
Star Couplings: Ellen Plays Matchmaker For Jennifer Aniston
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Playboy: Lindsay Lohan Just Says No
Not like we haven’t already seen Lindsay Lohan’s whole kit and kaboodle thanks to the paparazzi, bottle service, her refusal to wear panties, and that little Marilyn Monroe-inspired shoot for New York. But Playboy just offered the hottest lesbian in Hollywood $700,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Surprisingly enough, Lohan said “NO!” It’s amazing how love can change a girl. I can’t tell if this decision was brilliant or a bomb, but here’s how other stars have fared after telling Hugh Hefner to bug off, plus fifteen stars who’ve said “Yes” to Hef and have seen their stars sky rocket — and tank. Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Jessica Simpson Curses Her Relationship With Tony Romo
Hugh Hefner Got Around With His Family
A biography of Hugh Hefner comes out this October, and Hef apparently gave the author, Steven Watts, unlimited access to his personal documents. The book claims that Hugh, his wife, his brother, and his brother’s wife had a foursome. His first wife ultimately backed out of having sex with his brother, but Hugh did it with his sister-in-law. Bet that made the next Thanksgiving pretty awkward. Steven also writes that Hugh once had a homosexual sex because he had a “thirst for sexual experience.” A guy propositioned him one night in downtown Chicago, and Hef reportedly said, “What the hell!” As for what the man in the smoking jacket thinks of the book, he said it’s “the most authoritative book ever written about me — it’s all essentially true.” [AHN] Keep reading »
Hugh Hefner’s Decorating Tips
A recent three-person survey (Amelia, Emily, and myself) revealed that if a guy’s place resembles the Playboy mansion, he is probably a slime-ball. Interior decorating prowess seems to play some part in a man’s overall attractiveness, but most of the guys we know don’t read magazines like Domino or Elle Decor for decorating tips. Where do they get ideas for what to hang on their walls and which sheets go with the chocolate brown duvet cover? Kelvin Browne writes how Playboy/Hugh Hefner shaped his views of sex and the home in an article for the National Post: “Overtly masculine, Playboy pads flaunted lots of chrome and leather furnishings, usually black leather. ‘Clean lines,’ I think the phrase was, bold with a James Bond quality and all the latest gadgets. I fantasized about how remote controls and sex were intrinsically connected. You closed the drapes with a remote, flicked another remote and the lights dimmed, and hit another button and the fireplace exploded into flames.”
Laugh Like The Girls Next Door
You know how when people spend a lot of time together they start to dress alike, talk alike, act alike…I know it’s a slippery slope. But I’m obsessed with the Girls Next Door, the show about Hugh Heffner’s 3 blonde lady friends and I’m worried it’s beginning to show. Although I’ve already seen every episode, like a huge geek, I asked for the DVD’s for Chanukah. At first I was excited to watch them Playboy bunny it up over and over again, but now I realize the darkside of the force that is Hef’s gf’s: their laugh. Like one of Holly’s parrots, I’ve managed to pick up their distinct ½ stoner ½ blonde chuckle. Just the sound of it makes my tits seem fake. I hope it’s just a phase and soon again I’ll be able to giggle like I have a degree. But I’m pretty sure Nostradamus predicted the beginning of the apocolypse will be caused by an innocent meeting at the mansion, Kendra and Fran Drescher sharing a laugh. Keep reading »
