Hollywood is obsessed with the young and beautiful these days. I am not complaining as I firmly believe that a daily dose of eye candy is beneficial for the body and soul. Still, I think Hollywood sometimes misses the point: hotness and youth are not inextricably linked. Contrary to popular opinion, some celebs get better with age. While there are boatloads of women who fit into this category, it’s the weekend so I think we deserve to indulge in a hot old man fest!

Harrison Ford was my first crush as Han Solo. Who knew that his trademark grin would get even sexier? Practice makes perfect, and years of practice has indeed wielded perfection.

I am devastated. I can’t take another heartbreak. Another wonderful relationship gone down the drain only to be replaced by pain and the fear that I will never find a heartthrob equally attractive. Oh wait, did you think I was talking about a real relationship? Nah, I am just mourning the latest heartthrob to develop a detestable habit.

Robert, how could you do this to me? Smoking! I can’t understand why you would throw away everything we will one day have for such a bad habit. Cigarettes are a dealbreaker for me for many reasons, but with you sweetie, it’s especially problematic. I am only with you for your amazingly hot bod and dazzling face, which cigarettes will ruin. It’s gonna be tough to give you up, but I think I will make it, if only because I still have Edward Cullen.

I have always been a fan of giving celebrities nicknames. It’s just way more fun to say “Brangelina” rather than “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,” and “my future husband” instead of “Justin Timberlake.” But watch out when celebrity couples team up and nickname each other. Case in point, Prince Harry’s new girlfriend Caroline Flack, who calls her real-life prince charming “Jam” because “he’s got jam-colored hair and he’s sweet.”

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