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Simon Cowell’s Final “American Idol” Finale: 10 People We’d Like To See Replace Him

In case it slipped your mind because you were too busy obsessing over “Lost,” tonight is the highly anticipated “American Idol” finale. I’m sticking with my prediction that Lee DeWyze will take the title. But really, the question on everyone’s mind is: who is going to take over the title of most obnoxious judge? Even though we’ve been loving to hate Simon Cowell for the last nine seasons, watching him leave is kind of … well … depressing. How can “Idol” possibly be the same without flat top-rocking, v-neck t-wearing, honest-to-a-fault Simon? When Paula left, she took the crazy with her, which we miss for entertainment value, but it didn’t ruin the show. (A little birdie told me Paula will be making a guest appearance on tonight’s episode. I wonder what she’ll wear?) But when Simon leaves, will he take all of the show’s credibility with him? I guess that depends on his replacement. The rumor is that Howard Stern is the frontrunner for the job. Please let that not be true. The only thing Howard Stern is qualified to judge is a wet t-shirt contest. After the jump, our 10 picks for who should attempt to replace Mr. Cowell. Keep reading »

Quotable: Michelle McGee Implies Sandra And Jesse’s Sex Life Was For The Dogs

“They slept with 9 dogs in the bed…she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed.”

– Michelle “Bombshell” McGee explained why Sandra Bullock is somewhat to blame for Jesse James’ cheating on “The Howard Stern Show.” As for whether she’s a white supremacist? Eh, kinda.

“No, not very white supremacist. No. No, more like white pride stuff … I’ve dated other races, just not a black guy. I’m not against it. I make a horrible racist Nazi. I have too many colored friends.”

I’m sorry, but if you’re under the age 92 and using the term “colored friends” something’s wrong. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Courtney Love Says Gavin Rossdale Cheated On Gwen Stefani — With Her!

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani, arguably rock music’s coolest and cutest couple, no? So traditional and homespun-seeming in an industry filled with drugs and cheating! Oh, but about the latter. According to Courtney Love, who dished the dirt on Howard Stern today, she totally banged Rossdale for eight months while he was with Stefani. She told Stern:

“Everyone gave me so much s**t because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt. But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”

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Jamie Jungers Wins The Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Here she comes, Miss Tiger Woods Mistress… Jamie Jungers took home the top prize today in a Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant on “The Howard Stern” show, beating out Jamie Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

You’d think after winning such a klassy award, someone would help Jungers carry that big, ol’ $75,000 check. Keep reading »

Jamie Jungers Wins The Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Here she comes, Miss Tiger Woods Mistress… Jamie Jungers took home the top prize today in a Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant on “The Howard Stern” show, beating out Jamie Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

You’d think after winning such a klassy award, someone would help Jungers carry that big, ol’ $75,000 check. Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: Leave Gabourey Sidibe Alone!

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Sunday was probably among Gabourey Sidibe’s top 10 days ever — she was sitting front row at the Oscars, nominated in the same category as Meryl Streep and Dame Helen Mirren. She was dressed in a gorgeous Marchesa gown, flirted with Gerard Butler, and was personally shouted out by both winner Mo’Nique and Sandra Bullock. Many were rooting for her to potentially upset Bullock’s inevitable win, but regardless, the vibe from everyone in the room was that this girl was going places and it would not be the last we’d see of her.

To some, however, Gabby Sidibe is just “the most enormous, fat black chick ever seen.” Keep reading »

Will Howard Stern Replace Simon Cowell On “American Idol”?

According to the New York Post, Fox head honchos have finally figured out who they want to replace Simon Cowell on “American Idol.” Supposedly, their top pick is Howard Stern, whose contract with Sirius satellite radio is up next January. “It’s one of the few shows that could compete with Stern’s $100 million-a-year Sirius contract, and ‘Idol’ bosses think he’d be even nastier than Simon,” a source told the paper. “They know he would be great TV and would clash with the other judges such as Ellen DeGeneres and the contestants. ‘Idol’ will do what it takes to sign him.” [NY Post]

I, for one, think this is a horrendous idea. Let me tell you why. Keep reading »

A Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant?

I’m kind of shocked it took someone 40 days to come up with this idea. Howard Stern is attempting to stage a beauty pageant for the assorted mistresses and flings of Tiger Woods. And he’s putting his money where his mouth is, offering up a $100K prize for the winner. None of the ladies have signed on yet, but if this happens, my bet is on Rachel Uchitel for the the evening gown competition. Though I predict porn star Holly Sampson will show everyone up in the talent round. This is Howard Stern we’re talking about, after all. [Newser]
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Star Couplings: Howard And Beth Ostrosky Stern Celebrate One Year Of Marriage

  • Howard Stern and his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern celebrated their one-year anniversary recently, and she says their favorite date night is watching “My Antonio” under the covers. [OK! Magazine] — Good for them!
  • Trent Reznor of NIN married Mariqueen Maandig (yes, that’s her real name) formerly of the group West Indian Girl. [Dlisted]
  • Supposedly, all four of Lil Wayne‘s baby mamas get along. [Starpulse] — That is, until the money runs out, I’m sure.

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Paris Hilton Rejects A Seat Next To Howard Stern, And Other Celebrity Seat Switchers

Last weekend, Paris Hilton freaked out when she found out she was seated next to Howard Stern and his wife at a Kylie Minogue concert in Las Vegas. Instead of starting a feud about their mutual distaste for one another, Paris politely asked to be moved. I wonder if her new next-seat neighbor was thrilled about the placement? [NY Post]

As you might imagine, with all the drama that goes down in celebrityville, sometimes people are put too close to the people who make their blood boil. That’s why it’s time for a game of celebrity musical chairs.
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