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Adam Levine Uses The Pull-Out Method

“This is the longest, most functional relationship I’ve ever been in, I don’t want to screw it up. [I use] a fool-proof birth-control system, [the pull-out method].”

Adam Levine confirms he and girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna’s preferred method of birth control on The Howard Stern Show. So glad to know that bit of TMI. I’m not going to be able to think of anything else when I watch “The Voice” now.  If he really doesn’t want to screw things up with an accidental pregnancy (she is a Victoria’s Secret model, after all), they may want to consider using a more reliable form of birth control, like, you know, condoms or the Pill or the IUD? [ONTD]

Beth Ostrosky Doesn’t Like Howard Stern Tweeting Nakey Photos Of Her

“He’s taken up a new hobby, photography. I’ll be in the bathtub, and there he is, with the camera, and suddenly the pictures are up on Twitter. We have a new policy: He can take all the pictures he likes, but I have to be able to approve the ones that he tweets out.”

—Beth Ostrosky Stern, aka the wife of Howard Stern explains that she isn’t too happy when he tweets photos of her in various states of undress. This sounds like a very sound new policy to us. [NY Post]
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Howard Stern Plays Therapist For Courteney Cox And David Arquette

Courteney Cox and David Arquette‘s relationship is confusing to us. It’s also apparently confusing to them—Courteney was not pleased when David hit on her during a platonic trip to Disneyland with their daughter. (Her response: “You don’t have the Fast Pass right now. Not to that ride!”) So the two did what any normal, conflicted pair would do—a joint session on Howard Stern‘s radio show yesterday. It of course quickly turned into a therapy session. Keep reading »

Howard Stern Says Hooking Up After Getting Divorced Was “Empty”

“After my divorce, I realized, ‘Oh, wow, I can go have sex.’ And I was running around, picking up women. Then all of a sudden, it dawned on me that I really didn’t need that much sex. I just wanted somebody with me every minute. I was using women as a surrogate mother. When I tapped into that, it suddenly became very childish behavior. And really, was it so great f***ing every night? They’re using me for my fame, I’m using them for their beauty, and the whole f***ing thing seemed empty.”

—A highly evolved Howard Stern tells Rolling Stone about his relationship to women after separating from his wife in 1999 and getting divorced two years later. Luckily, his story has a happy ending. Soon after, he met Beth Ostrosky and they tied the knot in 2008. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Howard Stern Tells Female Journalists To Stay Away From Egypt

“Did you see what they did to [physical and sexual assault survivor Lara Logan] that reporter from ’60 Minutes’? Let me tell you something — if you’re a female reporter sit this one the f**k out.”

— The oh-so-enlightened Howard Stern offers female journalists some advice, most likely before introducing naked triplets wrestling each other in JELL-O for a chance to go on a date with Joe Francis. Thank you, Howard. [Examiner]
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Is Kelsey Grammer Into Cross-Dressing?

There should probably be some kind of rule about going on “The Howard Stern” show within six months of a breakup. As with David Arquette, chances are that Howard and Robin will goad you into saying something you probably shouldn’t. Camille Grammer went on the show this week and, of course, the subject of her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer staring in “La Cage aux Folles” came up. Robin asked if Kelsey liked to dress as a woman in real life. “I didn’t say it! I’m not talking about it,” Camille said before laughing. Keep reading »

David Arquette Is A Man On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

David Arquette’s verbal diarrhea needs to stop already. As we’ve already surmised, he’s having a nervous breakdown and talking about it on the air again. While appearing on the “Howard Stern” show again on Wednesday, Howard asked him straight-up, “Are you having a nervous breakdown?” What he said next was way TMI. Keep reading »

David Arquette Cried After Sex With A Woman Other Than Courteney Cox

“After the first girl I slept with … a few days later … I was, like, crying. It was the end of all the intimacy I shared with my wife. It was like a new thing. It was like … putting that away.”

David Arquette is an idiot for continually going back on Howard Stern’s radio show to discuss his separation from wife Courteney Cox — bad, bad David! — but at least today he said something touching. When asked if Courteney is dating her “Cougar Town” costar Brian Van Holt, Arquette answered diplomatically, “Any guy would be blessed to be with her.” Aww, that’s about as sweet as it gets on “Howard Stern.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Simon Cowell’s Final “American Idol” Finale: 10 People We’d Like To See Replace Him

In case it slipped your mind because you were too busy obsessing over “Lost,” tonight is the highly anticipated “American Idol” finale. I’m sticking with my prediction that Lee DeWyze will take the title. But really, the question on everyone’s mind is: who is going to take over the title of most obnoxious judge? Even though we’ve been loving to hate Simon Cowell for the last nine seasons, watching him leave is kind of … well … depressing. How can “Idol” possibly be the same without flat top-rocking, v-neck t-wearing, honest-to-a-fault Simon? When Paula left, she took the crazy with her, which we miss for entertainment value, but it didn’t ruin the show. (A little birdie told me Paula will be making a guest appearance on tonight’s episode. I wonder what she’ll wear?) But when Simon leaves, will he take all of the show’s credibility with him? I guess that depends on his replacement. The rumor is that Howard Stern is the frontrunner for the job. Please let that not be true. The only thing Howard Stern is qualified to judge is a wet t-shirt contest. After the jump, our 10 picks for who should attempt to replace Mr. Cowell. Keep reading »

Quotable: Michelle McGee Implies Sandra And Jesse’s Sex Life Was For The Dogs

“They slept with 9 dogs in the bed…she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed.”

– Michelle “Bombshell” McGee explained why Sandra Bullock is somewhat to blame for Jesse James’ cheating on “The Howard Stern Show.” As for whether she’s a white supremacist? Eh, kinda.

“No, not very white supremacist. No. No, more like white pride stuff … I’ve dated other races, just not a black guy. I’m not against it. I make a horrible racist Nazi. I have too many colored friends.”

I’m sorry, but if you’re under the age 92 and using the term “colored friends” something’s wrong. [PopEater] Keep reading »