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How To Pee In A Jumper

Ami AngelowiczJune 4, 2013 //
Gross Bathroom Behavior
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We don't want to admit it, but we do these gross things in the bathroom. Read More »
Types Of Lady Poopers
A dude breaks down the types of female poopers. Read More »
To Pee Or Not To Pee...
...specifically in the shower. Do you? Read More »
Dealbreaker: Pee
He asked her to pee on him. It was not what she was expecting. Read More »
10 Easy Steps To Peedom!
How To Pee In A Jumper

I was late to work today. Well, I’m late every day because I seem to have a high rate of mishaps first thing in the morning, but today I was super late. I woke up early, with a vow to be on time. That’s how it always begins. At 6:50 a.m., my roommate knocked on my door to tell me there was no hot water. This is becoming a way-too-normal occurrence in my apartment lately (that’s another post). Only, today it was worse because my parents are in town and we’re having dinner tonight and I had planned to shave my legs and wash my hair, so this was particularly bad news. I decided that there was no way I could skip the hair washing, but I could get away with no leg shaving and wear one of my jumpers, of which I have many. The only issue with wearing a one piece is the whole peeing thing. And I drink an absurd amount of coffee and water, so I have to pee ALL THE TIME. Keep reading »

Beauty Breakdown: Facial Contouring 101

Rachel KrauseFebruary 27, 2013 //
Hair Dos: Oscar Hair!
Five hairstyles to steal from the 2013 Academy Awards red carpet. 6 Photos »
Beauty Under $25
The best beauty products that don't cost a pretty penny. Read More »
Hottest Globes Beauty
The 5 Hottest Trends From The Golden Globes — And How To Get Them!
The 5 biggest trends, plus how to get them! 6 Photos »
Dita's Beauty Tips
Dita Von Teese
Dita Von Teese on why you should pluck your nipple hairs. Read More »

What is this “contouring” that makeup artists and celebrities speak of? I see it all the time — that subtle shadow right under their cheekbones, lifting their faces, enhancing their features, and overall making them look more beautiful than they already are. How in the world do you do it, and what products do you use? — Clueless About Contouring

Contouring done properly is one of the most important makeup lessons to be learned out of the entire lexicon. Every celebrity makeup artist does it on every celebrity. We never see our favorite stars hit the red carpet without it. You may recognize it from this classic image, forever imprinted in our hearts and minds… Keep reading »

How To Be Really Good At Being Really Depressed

Almie RoseFebruary 15, 2013 //
Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »
Almie: Wanking tips
How to wank with someone else in the room! Read More »
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
"Step one: stop showering."

Almie Rose knows a thing or two about a thing or two. In this installment, Almie dissects the finer points of how to deal when you’re depressed. Or, maybe, how not to deal. In any case, it’s always a good idea to make videos with your pets.

Ask Almie: How To Go From Hipstar To Pornstar

Almie RoseDecember 13, 2012 //
Ask Almie: Love Letter
How not to write one, based on a letter Almie once wrote. Read More »
Ask Almie: Mitt Romney
Almie shows us how to use Mitt Romney to get guys. Read More »
Ask Almie: Older Men
Almie shows us how to make time with an older guy. Read More »
Start By Taking Off Those Glasses!

Almie Rose is a versatile young lady. Want proof? Check out her informative transformation from regular ol’ Silverlake hipstar girl, replete with glasses and sweater, to lip glossed porn star. And you’ll want to do this, of course, because boys love porn stars.

18 How To Books That Will Solve All Of Your Problems

Julie GersteinOctober 16, 2012 //
How To Avoid Huge Ships
how to ask a girl out on facebook
how to abandon ship
how to have gay anal sex
How To Be A Great Lover
how to be a happy lesbian
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Do you have problems pooping at work? Are you venturing into the wild world of gay anal sex? Do you fear that a large ship is secretly stalking you? Then there’s a how to book for you! We’ve found 18 unbelievable how to books that’ll help you become better at virtually everything. Like, seriously, everything.

You’ll thank us for improving your life, really.

 

Beauty Cues: Katie Holmes Is Green And Gilded On The Cover Of “Bazaar” Russia

Rachel KrauseSeptember 23, 2012 //
Beauty Cues: Rosie
The stunning model is looking awfully, um, rosy. Read More »
Beauty Cues: Kate Hudson
Get her romantic makeup look for yourself! Read More »
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Katie's A Bad Ass
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Beauty Cues

It’s been some time since our long-running Free Katie campaign finally came to fruition, and there seems to be just the atmospheric shift we were hoping for: Suri is enrolled in a real brick-and-mortar school for mortals, and not only was Katie Holmes able to offer her Holmes & Yang presentation at NYFW, but she’s appearing on magazine covers again! The October issue of Harper’s Bazaar Russia features the actress and designer in some gorgeous opulent clothing, but what I’m really interested in is her eye makeup. It’s dark and smoldering, as are most smoky eye looks, but it’s subtly different and therefore more interesting because rather than being done in shades of black and grey, the colors ― deep metallic green and a warm reddish brown ― are more on the peacock spectrum. Obviously hers is beautifully, artfully done, but I know how to get a similar look in a simpler way that requires little more than five minutes and an index finger or two… Keep reading »

Beauty How-To: Get The Perfect Precise Statement Lip For Fall In Five Easy Steps

Rachel KrauseSeptember 20, 2012 //
Pre-Fall Beauty
Prepare for fall in the prettiest way possible. Read More »
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BEAUTY HOW-TO

The cooler seasons always call for more dramatic beauty looks, from sultry smoky eyes to vampy red lips, but this year’s focus is especially inclined toward a statement lip that’s a touch darker than the usual fall fare. Most of us (myself included) won’t have the guts for the vampy bordeaux lips we’ve been seeing on celebs, but a striking red never goes out of style (plus, it totally completes an otherwise low-maintenance face, perfect for those foggy mornings where you just don’t want to get out of bed). The catch to wearing the look is that, while bold opaque lipstick is guaranteed to grab attention, it also grabs on to any wayward imperfections, like fine lines or chapped lips. There are a few steps you can take to get the most out of your lipstick, whether it’s matte or satin, burgundy or coral — just follow these tips and go for it! Keep reading »

How To Prepare The Perfect Cheese Board

Winona Dimeo-EdigerSeptember 10, 2012 //
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As I’ve mentioned before, my boyfriend Nick is a cheesemonger, which means he spends at least 40 hours a week packaging, preparing, selling, discussing, and sampling cheeses. With the holiday party season just around the corner, I thought it would be fun to combine our talents and force him to help me write a post about cheese on his day off. A cheese board is really just a simple spread of a few different cheeses and accompaniments, and thanks to the surging popularity of artisan cheeses and gourmet food websites, it’s easier than ever to get your hands on some truly fabulous fromage these days. I asked Nick to pick three types of cheeses and a few accompaniments to create a foolproof cheese board guaranteed to impress party guests and your taste buds. Ready to get started? Just click on the gallery and say, “Cheese!”

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Cheeseboard Cakes
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Party Foods We Love
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Beauty Trends To Watch: Burgundy Shadow Works On And Off The Runway

Rachel KrauseSeptember 4, 2012 //
Pre-Fall Beauty
Prepare for fall in the prettiest way possible. Read More »
Fall Trends To Watch
The Top Three Beauty Trends To Watch (And Emulate) This Fall
You should make yourself familiar with these top 3 trends. 4 Photos »
Makeup Bag: Summer
Makeup Bag: 8 Essential Products For Holding On To Summer All Year Long
Hold on to summer just a little bit longer, now. 9 Photos »

So we’ve covered both the top trends to watch this fall and the five must-haves you need to get them, but there’s one particular look that’s been safely concealed beneath the radar until now. Burgundy eyeshadow — or, well, any eyeshadow with warm reddish tones — doesn’t exactly sound like the most flattering of colors, but you’d be pleasantly surprised by how wearable the vampy shade becomes when applied sheer and smoky like a haze around the eye. Keep reading »

The Top Three Beauty Trends To Watch (And Emulate) This Fall

Rachel KrauseAugust 24, 2012 //
Summer Makeup Routines
Check out our summer routines, then share yours! 7 Photos »
Low-Maintenance Beauty
7 Low-Maintenance Beauty Products For The Laziest Of Makeup Lovers
You have ten minutes to get out the door. Go! 8 Photos »
10 Fresh Face Mists
Ten Fresh Face Mists To Make Sweaty Summer Skin A Little More Bearable
Feeling a little sluggish? A spritz to the face could do you some good. 11 Photos »
The Top Three Beauty Trends To Watch (And Emulate) This Fall
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Brace yourselves: it’s time to start considering fall beauty. It seems like just yesterday we were discussing our lighter, more low-maintenance summer beauty routines, but the forecast will be replete with smoky eyes and vampy lips before we know it. I look to the Autumn/Winter runway shows for a bit of insight into what we’ll be seeing on the red carpet in the coming months — and if celebrity trends are any indicator, we should all be in search of that perfect burgundy lipstick. Click through for a selection of fall looks straight off the catwalk, along with a few simple steps to wearing them yourself.

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