“Start with a polarizing stereotype, saturate with unapologetic flaws, and then add in a dash of humanity for good measure. Snooki is this party girl with tons and tons of makeup and she’s loud and obnoxious. But then she cries and calls her mom or gets pregnant or something and then you find yourself kind of…
And looks pretty fucking hot too.
And he’ll probably get half her fortune too.
Because you know divorce rumors can’t be true when the couple is still using their royal pet names!