Locking lips. Making out. Smooching. Kissing. It sounds so pleasant and easy, yet do a little research and you’ll soon discover that while everyone may be doing it, few are doing it well. For your edification, I have rounded up the different varieties of bad kissers and broken them down by the traits they share with members of the animal kingdom: 

Iguana: Characterized by cool, dry lips, and a tiny pink tongue, Lizard Lips is about as arousing as, well, a small reptile crawling around your mouth. One victim noted, “He’d dart his tongue in and out at a million flicks per second. Kissing is supposed to get you hot, not give you calluses.”

Whee! Another “Naylin’ Paylin” clip! Looks high quality huh? [The Daily Beast]

Izzie will start seeing the deceased Denny again on “Grey’s Anatomy.” [EW.com]

Tragic news—the mother and brother of Oscar-winner (and “American Idol” alum) Jennifer Hudson were reportedly found shot in a home in Chicago—both are dead. So sad. [ABC News]