What does a teen heartthrob do when he gets bored with giving hugs, shaking hands, and signing body parts? Why, he tells his fans to strip, of course. Robert Pattinson visited Ellen DeGeneres yesterday for a show that will air tomorrow and said he got burned out during a recent marathon autograph-signing session while on a promotional blitz for “New Moon.” “You kind of get ten seconds with each person and you never really say anything ... I kind of got bored,” Pattinson explained. So when one female fan asked how she could get his attention, he had a novel idea. “I was like, um, just take your clothes off.” The fan began stripping. “She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security,” Pattinson says. “I never felt more terrible ... I sound like I’m actually just abusing my position.” Something tells me the female fan in question is happy just to have a story to tell her friends. [via Us Weekly]

As Amelia told us earlier, People magazine has just announced Johnny Depp as the Sexiest Man Alive. Amelia loves Johnny, as do most of us, but she suggested People should think outside the box and give the honor to someone who isn’t such a leading man. My vote goes to Gilles Marini, the hot Frenchman you might remember as Samantha’s naked neighbor in the “Sex and the City” movie last year as well as the second place winner in last season’s “Dancing With The Stars.” He may not be People‘s Sexiest Man Alive (yet!), but he graces their issue with a sizzling hot centerfold spread (check it out after the jump!), and he stopped by the “Today” show studio this morning and perked me up way more than any double shot of espresso could. Let’s all take a moment and gaze at the eighth wonder of the world that is Gilles Marini, shall we? P.S. You can just skip ahead to the 2:18 mark. Hubba-hubba!

Now, I’m as big a Johnny Depp fan as anyone, and he is a vast improvement over last year’s pick, Hugh Jackman, but would it kill People to think outside the box? There are only a dozen or so real leading men in the entertainment industry—are they planning on rotating the title between them for the next 20 years? Anyhoo, other men in the issue include Ryan Reynolds (who I thought might/should win this year, given his amazing abs and upcoming role in the “Green Hornet” movie), Robert Pattinson (duh), Bradley Cooper, the guys from “Glee,” and Mr. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon. Who wins your vote for sexiest man alive? [People]

ZOMG! It’s D-Day! The first sneak peek at Levi Johnston‘s naked pics for Playgirl have hit the interwebs. And, um, yes, this is it. Levi shows off his ... armpit. I wonder what he’s doing in that shower? Bathing, probably.

Ah, men. So many hot ones. So very little time. Thankfully, GQ has seen fit to round up the hottest, coolest, funniest, most talented, and generally awesomest guys of 2009. Want to see who they are? Find out here!

On the set of the his new movie “Uncertainty,” Joseph Gordon-Levitt sparked an impromptu am session on set, showing off his guitar picking and singing skills during his rendition of “La Bamba.” The video of this awesomeness was just brought to my attention. So yeah, Ryan Gosling, how are you going to take things up a notch?

December’s GQ is the magazine’s “Men of the Year” issue and they’re celebrating with multiple covers. This one is my favorite, featuring the hottest Captain Kirk since, well, William Shatner, “Star Trek”‘s Chris Pine, as their pick for Breakout of the Year. Check out their other covers for men of the year here.

Taylor Lautner fans will see a whole lot of Taylor when ‘New Moon’ hits theaters. Even the newly bulked-up star has to laugh at one (of many) shirtless scene where he whips off his shirt to tend to a Kristen Stewart head-wound.

“I start laughing so hard every time I see that scene,” Lautner related at the ‘New Moon’ press day. “‘Oh you’re bleeding? Okay let me fix it.’ It’s so embarrassing.”

Jordan Catalano, er, Jared Leto, your music sucks and your outfit is the pits, but I still love you. [Los Angeles, 11/6/09]

What is it about men with accents?  It gives them that je ne sais quoi … well, actually, according to a new international poll, the French no longer speak the language of love. A super sexy-sounding Irish brogue, à la Jonathan Rhys Meyers, drives all the ladies wild. No wonder it’s called the luck of the Irish! And there’s good news for all gentlemen, the study also found it’s really not what you say but how you say it. Accents factor heavily into a man’s chances of becoming a Casanova, with six out of ten women having done a dude just because he talks purdy.

So, how did our sweet-talkin’ American hunks stack up when it comes to lingual seduction? Find out after the jump.

Some of you may already know who Sam Kass is, but I’m not really up on the goings-on in the White House kitchen, so today was the first day I learned about the young, chrome-domed chef cooking up the incredible hotness for the Prez and family. Kass was the Obamas’ personal chef back in Chicago, and when Barack won the presidency, he brought the 29-year-old to Washington with him. Along with Michelle Obama, Kass has been heavily involved in the White House’s organic food initiative. Clearly, he doesn’t mind getting his hands a little dirty and, as a result, my mind is filled with filthy things. Thanks to reader Alexis for the tip!

So ... when Hollywood starlets want to be provocative, they lez out in photoshoots. And apparently, when gay men want to be provocative they tongue female models? Color us confused by this Details cover shoot featuring “American Idol” runner-up, Adam Lambert. Lambert is an out-and-proud gay man, but tells the mag, “...I like kissing women sometimes. Women are pretty. It doesn’t mean I’m necessarily sleeping with them.” Personally, I wouldn’t have minded a shot or two of Glambert frenching his hot boyfriend, but then again, I sometimes like gay dude porn. So what do you think of this racy shoot? Sexy or cheap? Check out one more shot, after the jump. [Details]