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Hot Piece Of Ass: President Josh Brolin

The alert in Hollywood has been raised to a code red for hottie attack! No Country for Old Men star Josh Brolin is slated to play George W. Bush in a new Oliver Stone biopic set to begin filming this coming April. Obviously the prez and the babe Brolin bare no resemblance in real life, but Josh is just the kind of bush we need in the Oval Office. Hopefully we’ll still be able to watch the thought-provoking look at the Commander-In-Chief on mute like it’s soft core porn. Now this is a president we’d like to intern for! Keep reading »

Hot Piece of Ass: Dr. Drew Pinsky

I’ve had a crush on Dr. Drew Pinsky since I was in high school, growing up in San Diego, where I would have to angle my radio antenna very carefully in order to catch the LA-based radio show Loveline, where Dr. Drew was one of the hosts. The show eventually went on to major success (it’s now heard all over the US) and a short-lived TV show on MTV, but at the time it was just a cult radio show on KROCK in LA. My beloved doctor has gone so mainstream that he’s been profiled in the most recent issue of Rolling Stone, talking about his disgustingly fascinating new show on VH1 Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. So, what really gets my blood going for the forty-something savior of drug addicts, is that he honestly seems to really care. Oh, and he has that totally gorgeous face surrounded by oh so sexy salt and pepper hair. I would totally develop a drug addiction just so I could go to rehab and hang out with this man. Keep reading »

Hot Piece Of Ass: Javier Bardem

We finally saw No Country For Old Men, the Coen brothers’ movie thatjust got nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. It was a fantastic film due in part to the tremendous performance by Javier Bardem, who just scored a Best Supporting Actor nod, who plays the film’s psychotic villain, Anton Chigurh. Suffice it to say, he scared the pants of us, and not in a good way — but how quickly we forgot his character’s terrifying haircut when we started looking at pictures of him in real life. Ay carumba! Talk about smoldering. Penelope Cruz, his rumored girlfriend, is one lucky lady — she should just run like hell if he ever asks her to pick heads or tails. [IMDB] Keep reading »

Hot Piece of Ass: Eva Mendes

With skin cancer making fake and bake salons passé, our half-hearted bronze is the result of layers upon layers of tinted lotion rather than years of amazing Latin genetics like Eva Mendes. The star of We Own The Night is a freaking hottie, has the kind of curvy body that should knock some sense into the eating disorder community, not to mention a goofy-meets-exotic appeal that makes her sex on a stick for women as well as men. PETA’s tactics are a little annoying in our opinion, but we (and probably all of mankind) appreciate their “I’d Rather Go Naked” campaigns — especially this one. Keep reading »

Hot Piece of Ass: Jean Sarkozy

Sacré bleu! Check out the heat radiating off French prez Nicolas Sarkozy’s son Jean! The man is but a boy, we’re sorry to report, having just turned 20 years old this year. Also unfortunate? He was in court this week for leaving the scene of a car accident. Hey, we never said this was “Hot Piece of Upstanding Citizen Ass!” [Reuters] Keep reading »

Hot Piece of Ass: Sawyer From Lost

It’s Day Five of the Writers Guild of America strike and we’re starting to worry. We’re all in favor of people — especially creative types who put their blood, sweat, tears, and years of being the brunt of high school bullying into entertaining us — getting fairly compensated for their hard work. We’re even okay with seeing our soap operas go into repeats and having even more reality TV on at night than we thought possible because there’s no one around to write scripts — but if this strike screws with Lost and forces the fourth season to not return until 2009, we will not be as supportive. By then it will be nearly a year since Kate approached Jack and heard him say that they never should have left the island. It’ll be hundreds of days spent wondering if that adorable little Hobbit would actually drown in the underwater station. Most importantly, it will be way…too…long…since we saw our Hot Piece of Ass of the Week, Sawyer (Josh Holloway), in the mega-pixel flesh and we can’t stand the thought of another second left in suspense, wondering if he and Kate ended up carrying their sweet lovemaking off of the island and back into the real world. Don’t be this selfish, this cruel, WGA. We beg of you. [In Case You Didn't Know] Keep reading »

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