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Slideshow: Hot Pieces Of Ass

A gallery of some of the HPOA we’ve done so far. Don’t worry, we’ll keep adding! Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Christian Siriano

Tonight is the finale of Project Runway Season Four, and while our heart belongs to contestant Chris March, we’re gonna go out on a limb and say that Christian Siriano will take home the prize as the winning designer. Christian may have worn out the term “fierce” over the course of the season, but he has seriously ruled the runway with his innovative designs. Sure, we’re not exactly his “type”, but we’d love to have him as our gay BFF, especially if he let us borrow his mega-watt flat iron. Check out his fiercest moments here. [Bravo TV]

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Hot Pieces Of Ass: The Guys Of Gossip Girl

The young guys of Gossip Girl, the hit CW show about Manhattan’s elite teens, are so sexy they make us feel like cougars. The barely legal boys, Penn Badgley (nice guy Dan), Chace Crawford (tortured prepster Nate), and Ed Westwick (bad-boy Chuck), are getting even closer than the steamy scripts permit in this month’s Out magazine. It’s a three for the price of one issue, since the gay men’s mag has found a way to fit them all into one frame and made the Gossip Guys cover boys with a full spread inside. The three were photographed wrestling, playing with Nerf guns, and crossing swords — not like that, you pervs! We’re talking fencing here! Whether or not they’re gay, straight, or taken (Crawford has been linked to country star Carrie Underwood), we can all get some hot prep school boy action without having to wait until Wednesday’s episode. Now that’s something we can all get behind. [Out Magazine] Keep reading »

Hot Piece Of Ass: Silverchair’s Daniel Johns

Okay, so remember that band Silverchair? The band that had that song “Tomorrow” in the mid-90s? Anyway, they’re from Australia, and even though they dropped off your (and our) radar, like, 10 years ago, they are mega-huge down under. We can totally see why, considering what a stud lead singer Daniel Johns has grown into. In addition to battling manorexia (for serious) and writing tortured love ballads, the singer just split with wife, and fellow Aussie one-hit-wonder, Natalie Imbruglia. We would love to help him rebound. Keep reading »

Hot Piece Of Ass: Brad Pitt

“Well, duh,” you’re totally thinking. Of course Brad Pitt is a Hot Piece of Ass. Those four words were practically strung together in his honor. That said, this time we’re not honoring William Bradley Pitt for being a HPOA in life, but in this one particular instance, as the spokesmodel for Edwin Jeans. Say what? Apparently, Brad hocks the brand of denim in Japan, the country where tons of huge name movie stars go to make a cheap buck off product endorsement. Whatever, we suppose ads like these kinda make us question his credibility as an actor, but any judgemental disapproval we feel over his obvious greed that he tries to hide behind enormous billboards in Asia is totally stupified by just how goddamn good he looks in them. [DListed] Keep reading »

Hot Piece Of Ass: Maroon 5′s Adam Levine

Maroon 5’s leading man and tattooed tribe member, Adam Levine, may be taking a break from touring, but he can’t stop the beat. He was spotted grooving on the mic at LA’s karaoke hot spot, Brass Monkey. What song does the sexy singer have in his heart? Marvin Gaye’s panty dropping masterpiece, Let’s Get It On. Yessssss, Adam, let’s! My place or yours? [Perez Hilton]
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Hot Piece Of Ass: President Josh Brolin

The alert in Hollywood has been raised to a code red for hottie attack! No Country for Old Men star Josh Brolin is slated to play George W. Bush in a new Oliver Stone biopic set to begin filming this coming April. Obviously the prez and the babe Brolin bare no resemblance in real life, but Josh is just the kind of bush we need in the Oval Office. Hopefully we’ll still be able to watch the thought-provoking look at the Commander-In-Chief on mute like it’s soft core porn. Now this is a president we’d like to intern for! Keep reading »

Hot Piece of Ass: Dr. Drew Pinsky

I’ve had a crush on Dr. Drew Pinsky since I was in high school, growing up in San Diego, where I would have to angle my radio antenna very carefully in order to catch the LA-based radio show Loveline, where Dr. Drew was one of the hosts. The show eventually went on to major success (it’s now heard all over the US) and a short-lived TV show on MTV, but at the time it was just a cult radio show on KROCK in LA. My beloved doctor has gone so mainstream that he’s been profiled in the most recent issue of Rolling Stone, talking about his disgustingly fascinating new show on VH1 Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. So, what really gets my blood going for the forty-something savior of drug addicts, is that he honestly seems to really care. Oh, and he has that totally gorgeous face surrounded by oh so sexy salt and pepper hair. I would totally develop a drug addiction just so I could go to rehab and hang out with this man. Keep reading »

Hot Piece Of Ass: Javier Bardem

We finally saw No Country For Old Men, the Coen brothers’ movie thatjust got nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. It was a fantastic film due in part to the tremendous performance by Javier Bardem, who just scored a Best Supporting Actor nod, who plays the film’s psychotic villain, Anton Chigurh. Suffice it to say, he scared the pants of us, and not in a good way — but how quickly we forgot his character’s terrifying haircut when we started looking at pictures of him in real life. Ay carumba! Talk about smoldering. Penelope Cruz, his rumored girlfriend, is one lucky lady — she should just run like hell if he ever asks her to pick heads or tails. [IMDB] Keep reading »

Hot Piece of Ass: Eva Mendes

With skin cancer making fake and bake salons passé, our half-hearted bronze is the result of layers upon layers of tinted lotion rather than years of amazing Latin genetics like Eva Mendes. The star of We Own The Night is a freaking hottie, has the kind of curvy body that should knock some sense into the eating disorder community, not to mention a goofy-meets-exotic appeal that makes her sex on a stick for women as well as men. PETA’s tactics are a little annoying in our opinion, but we (and probably all of mankind) appreciate their “I’d Rather Go Naked” campaigns — especially this one. Keep reading »

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