Posts tagged "hot piece of ass"

Slideshow: Hot Pieces Of Ass

A gallery of some of the HPOA we’ve done so far. Don’t worry, we’ll keep adding!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 27, 2008

The Daily Hotness: Christian Siriano

Tonight is the finale of Project Runway Season Four, and while our heart belongs to contestant Chris March, we’re gonna go out on a limb and say that Christian Siriano will take home the prize as the winning designer. Christian may have worn out the term “fierce” over the course of the season,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 27, 2008

Hot Pieces Of Ass: The Guys Of Gossip Girl

The young guys of Gossip Girl, the hit CW show about Manhattan’s elite teens, are so sexy they make us feel like cougars. The barely legal boys, Penn Badgley (nice guy Dan), Chace Crawford (tortured prepster Nate), and Ed Westwick (bad-boy Chuck), are getting even closer than the steamy scripts permit in this month’s Out

By: Simcha / February 12, 2008

Hot Piece Of Ass: Silverchair’s Daniel Johns

Okay, so remember that band Silverchair? The band that had that song “Tomorrow” in the mid-90s? Anyway, they’re from Australia, and even though they dropped off your (and our) radar, like, 10 years ago, they are mega-huge down under. We can totally see why, considering what a stud lead singer Daniel Johns has grown into.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 29, 2008

Hot Piece Of Ass: Brad Pitt

“Well, duh,” you’re totally thinking. Of course Brad Pitt is a Hot Piece of Ass. Those four words were practically strung together in his honor. That said, this time we’re not honoring William Bradley Pitt for being a HPOA in life, but in this one particular instance, as the spokesmodel for Edwin Jeans. Say what?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2008

Hot Piece Of Ass: Maroon 5’s Adam Levine

Maroon 5’s leading man and tattooed tribe member, Adam Levine, may be taking a break from touring, but he can’t stop the beat. He was spotted grooving on the mic at LA’s karaoke hot spot, Brass Monkey. What song does the sexy singer have in his heart? Marvin Gaye’s panty dropping masterpiece, Let’s Get It

By: Simcha / January 25, 2008

Hot Piece Of Ass: President Josh Brolin

The alert in Hollywood has been raised to a code red for hottie attack! No Country for Old Men star Josh Brolin is slated to play George W. Bush in a new Oliver Stone biopic set to begin filming this coming April. Obviously the prez and the babe Brolin bare no resemblance in real life,…

By: Simcha / January 24, 2008

Hot Piece of Ass: Dr. Drew Pinsky

I’ve had a crush on Dr. Drew Pinsky since I was in high school, growing up in San Diego, where I would have to angle my radio antenna very carefully in order to catch the LA-based radio show Loveline, where Dr. Drew was one of the hosts. The show eventually went on to major succe…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 23, 2008

Hot Piece Of Ass: Javier Bardem

We finally saw No Country For Old Men, the Coen brothers’ movie thatjust got nominated for the Best Picture Oscar. It was a fantastic film due in part to the tremendous performance by Javier Bardem, who just scored a Best Supporting Actor nod, who plays the film’s psychotic villain, Anton Chigurh. Suffice it to say,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 17, 2008

Hot Piece of Ass: Eva Mendes

With skin cancer making fake and bake salons passé, our half-hearted bronze is the result of layers upon layers of tinted lotion rather than years of amazing Latin genetics like Eva Mendes. The star of We Own The Night is a freaking hottie, has the kind of curvy body that should knock some sense into…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 12, 2007

Hot Piece of Ass: Jean Sarkozy

Sacré bleu! Check out the heat radiating off French prez Nicolas Sarkozy’s son Jean! The man is but a boy, we’re sorry to report, having just turned 20 years old this year. Also unfortunate? He was in court this week for leaving the scene of a car accident. Hey, we never said this was “Hot…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Hot Piece of Ass: Sawyer From Lost

It’s Day Five of the Writers Guild of America strike and we’re starting to worry. We’re all in favor of people — especially creative types who put their blood, sweat, tears, and years of being the brunt of high school bullying into entertaining us — getting fairly compensated for their hard work. We’re even okay…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007