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How To Give A Better BJ Than Farrah Abraham

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  • How not to be a Boring Blowjob Brenda like Farrah Abraham. [College Candy]
  • And speaking of blowjobs, this doctor prescribed them to a female patient to desensitize her gag reflex. “Give two blowjobs and call me in the morning.” [The Gloss]
  • Leave it to the French to try to hold a nude Facebook protest and fail. [Huffington Post]
  • If Hollywood was honest about sex, our movie-watching experience would have been so much different. [Cracked] Keep reading »

Do You Suffer From “Taylor Swift Syndrome”? Plus, The Trailer For “Anchorman 2″ Has Arrived!

  • Do you suffer from “Taylor Swift Syndrome,” in which you get too close to the guys you date too fast? I call this “early-20s syndrome.” [Your Tango]
  • This homeless woman found an unlikely savior in comedian Zach Galifianakis, who she met 20 years ago. [The Stir]
  • A new study shows that men are droppin’ lots of dollah dollah bills on makeup. [Newser] Keep reading »

Hey! Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape Too — Plus A Brief History Of Why We’re Obsessed With Boobs

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  • Stop paying attention to Farrah Abraham’s sex tape because Courtney Stodden says she has one too! Shrug. [Celebuzz]
  • Today in things science confirmed that I already knew: musicians get more girls. Yup. That’s pretty much how I spent my 20s. [Newser]
  • Everyone loves boobs. Yes, that’s a fact. But have you ever wondered why? Here’s a brief history of why boobs are so fascinating to us. [Nerve] Keep reading »

Hot Links: Hugh Hefner Buys His Bride A Widow’s Pad

  • Hugh Hefner has bought his wife, Crystal Harris, a $5 million “widow’s pad” so she has somewhere to live when he dies in what will probably be the not-so-distant future. Who says romance isn’t practical? [Newser]
  • Who’s the latest celeb to go pantsless? Emma Watson, of course. Maybe a member of the Bling Ring stole them? Her pants, I mean. [Celebuzz]
  • Kirstie Alley has vowed never to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, following the CEO’s comments about not wanting “fatties” to wear his clothes. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • An inmate is suing Taco Bell, saying the idea for Doritos Locos Tacos was his, dammit, HIS!!! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Carrie Underwood Opens Up About Her Anxiety — Plus, Bradley Cooper’s Perm Is Back

  • In a the new issue of Marie Claire, Carrie Underwood opens up about suffering with panic attacks. I don’t know how you could perform in front of those many people and not have anxiety, but good for her for talking about it. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Remember that time when Barbara Walters was a Playboy bunny? Probably not because it was 1962. But you can watch it. [The Gloss]
  • Bradley Cooper has a perm again! WOO HOO! [Socialite Life] Keep reading »

Hot Links: Selena Gomez Has Been Going To Hooters Since She Was 7 –Plus Diapers For Chickens

  • Apparently, Selena Gomez has been a going to Hooters with her father since she was seven years old. I’ll leave you with that for a minute. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • A Chinese architect managed to erect the most penis-like building in the world. [Cracked]
  • It’s been just a few short hours since Barbara Walters announced her retirement and already people are debating about whether she is “ferocious” or “gross.” I wouldn’t have used either of those words. [Newser]
  • There are now designer diapers for chickens. And I know this because I just watched an instructional video about how to diaper on a chicken. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

What Is Dave Franco Deep Throating? Plus, How To Talk To Your Mom About Her Sex Life

Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »
  • In case you were wondering, that’s a dildo he’s about to deep throat there. If you want to see more pics of Dave Franco playing with sex toys on the set of “Townies,” today’s your lucky day. [Socialite Life]
  • There’s a way to start leaving your things at his place without freaking him out. Although, I must say, that if a guy is freaked out by your toothbrush finding a permanent home near his sink, that doesn’t speak well of him. [A New Mode]
  • Anne Bancroft in “The Graduate” is obviously the number one film MILF of all time. Check out the other nine who made the list. [Next Movie]
  • In honor of Mother’s Day, one brave woman sat down with her mother and asked her questions about her sex life. I don’t think I could go there, but it’s fun to live vicariously through someone who has more courage than I. [Nerve]
  • “I love it when you [blank] with your [blank].” A guide to dirty talk for beginners. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Prince Harry Charms Capitol Hill & Robb Stark Scores A Big Screen Role

  • Prince Harry is in Washington, D.C., and the normally poised lady politicos are losing their shit about Prince Hot Ginge being in their midst. [Celebuzz]
  • Kanye West is the latest totally random celeb making a cameo in “Anchorman 2.” Better than Kim, I guess. [Next Movie]
  • Oh, and Kirsten Dunst is in the movie too? What? Here she is wearing a bizarre headdress on set… [Socialite Life]
  • Want to make your sex life even hotter? Here are some spontaneous ways to heat things up! [Your Tango]
  • Richard Madden, aka Robb Stark on “Game of Thrones,” has landed the role of “the Prince” in Kenneth Branagh’s “Cinderella.” From King to Prince, huh… [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

The Hemsworth Brothers Will Not Abide Miley Cyrus As Their Sister-In-Law

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  • Did Liam Hemsworth’s brothers, Chris and Luke, stage an intervention to break up his engagement to Miley Cyrus? I have no clue, but this sounds like the sexiest intervention ever. [Celebuzz]
  • Check out this GIF of our girl Jennifer Lawrence photobombing Sarah Jessica Parker at the Met Ball. It’s perfect. [Socialite Life]
  • Um, are you eating your apple wrong? Must I be given a complex about everything?! [TruTV]
  • Bad news: most of us apparently have no idea where our own clitoris is. Well, not to brag, but I found mine last night. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Happy Clitoral Awareness Week — Plus, Things That Make Women Instadry

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  • Happy Clitoral Awareness Week! How is your clitoris doing? I think all clitorises (clitorii?) will be a lot better after celebrating them all week. [Ask Men]
  • You might have orgasms, but that doesn’t mean you know all there is to know about them. Clitoral Awareness Week is a better time than any to learn. [Tres Sugar]
  • This teacher was fired for posing in some sexy bikini photos. Just to be clear, she was fully clothed and did not have an affair with a student. [Huffington Post Weird News]
  • Beware! Your partner might be gaslighting you. That is not code for farting in the bed to wake you up. [Betty Confidential]
  • There are so many reasons why a woman is not sleeping with you. Here are just a few. Starting with, she’s not in the mood. [Modern Man]
  • We see Cosmo’s instasoft list and raise it this instadry list. [Nerve] Keep reading »