This morning, I woke up, and I thought, what do I need out of life? And then I got on the internet, and, lo’ and behold, there it was. I need a jockstrap maid, IMMEDIATELY. Honestly, my place could use a cleaning, and I can’t imagine a better candidate to do it than some hot dude wandering around in what amounts to a padded thong. Thankfully, the Jock Strap Maid service offers lazy women like me in 40 cities across the country the opportunity to have a scantily clad hottie scrub their floor while wearing next to nada. According to jockstrap-wearing maid Nate, who needed to make some extra cash when the real estate market went south, he cleans in his underwear at home, so why not make money dusting and mopping? I, for one, am all for it. [Advocate] Keep reading »
Our buddy Copyranter spotted this excellent ad for Jockstrap Maid Service. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that what you get for the money is a dude in a thong who wanders around your apartment pretending to clean. Santa, can I get this one in my stocking? [Copyranter] Keep reading »
I’m pretty intrigued by this public service announcement out of the U.K. What a hot British dude stripping down and getting into a bathtub has anything to do with Daylight Savings Time, I don’t know. But, uh, you want company, buddy? [BuzzFeed
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Enjoy Acne’s new lookbook, a glorious video in which hot men in progressively less clothing work the gymnastic rings
for your viewing pleasure to sell clothes. You’re welcome. Keep reading »
Simon Webbe, of the British boy band Blue, was spotted outside a London hotel. I guess if he’s going to be my new crush, I should actually hear some of his music. [London, 6/5/09] Keep reading »
AskMen.com revealed its list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009 today. Readers were asked to vote not just on sex appeal and beauty, but also on humor, ambition and intelligence. Kate Winslet is ranked 99. Beyonce is No. 50. And Eva Mendes is numero uno. We’ve decided to build our own list of desirable men based on readers’ votes. So let your voice be heard! Each day we’ll give you a few guys under specific categories and then compile a Top Ten based on your votes…so, which of these actors would you most love to get cozy with? [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »
Ugly can be so cute. Case in point: Trolls! What girl can resist one of those cuties? But now that we’re grown up, our tastes have gotten more sophisticated and translated from dolls to men. We’ve all found ourselves drooling over some piece of ass of our friends would call a “butterface.” Who cares?! So to the guys who are so weirdly sexy they break all the rules of attraction, here are The Top 10 Sexy Ugly Guys We’d Love To Love…
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Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows is an awesome site which attempts to prove that hot chicks don’t look as hot without eyebrows. By the looks of Adriana Lima, that theory may be true. But I was like, “Umm, I’m awesome with Photoshop…I wonder if this theory holds true for hot dudes?” The images, after the jump. We’re undecided as to whether the hotness is significantly lessened. Keep reading »
This morning Catherine and I were talking about Gossip Girl and how we find the guy who plays Dan really unattractive due to his annoying mouth and weird walk. Then we started going off about all the seemingly “hot” guys out there that everyone oohs and ahhs over that we really think are gross and came up with a short list of ones we agreed upon.
5. Orlando Bloom Have you ever seen him in Troy, that atrocious Brad Pitt movie? He plays the biggest wimpy turd. Honestly, thinking about him in the role, and how convincing he was, makes my stomach turn. Plus, look at that pube ‘stache. Barf.
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