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Which Winter Olympic Hottie Is Your Type?

Watching the Winter Olympics this week, I can’t stop thinking about how, whatever your type is, there’s a kind of athlete who will float your boat, if you know what I mean. So, should you be macking on a snowboarder? Or a curler? Or an ice dancer? After the jump, I’ve created a handy guide to let you know which winter athletes you should be lusting after. Hey, there’s a reason they call ladies of the slope “ski bunnies.” Because, just like bunnies, they’re down to get action any time. And you need to be too—so go to Canada and get your man! Keep reading »

I Need A Jockstrap Maid, Stat

This morning, I woke up, and I thought, what do I need out of life? And then I got on the internet, and, lo’ and behold, there it was. I need a jockstrap maid, IMMEDIATELY. Honestly, my place could use a cleaning, and I can’t imagine a better candidate to do it than some hot dude wandering around in what amounts to a padded thong. Thankfully, the Jock Strap Maid service offers lazy women like me in 40 cities across the country the opportunity to have a scantily clad hottie scrub their floor while wearing next to nada. According to jockstrap-wearing maid Nate, who needed to make some extra cash when the real estate market went south, he cleans in his underwear at home, so why not make money dusting and mopping? I, for one, am all for it. [Advocate] Keep reading »

Jockstrap: A Maid Service For The Ladies

Our buddy Copyranter spotted this excellent ad for Jockstrap Maid Service. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that what you get for the money is a dude in a thong who wanders around your apartment pretending to clean. Santa, can I get this one in my stocking? [Copyranter] Keep reading »

A Public Service Announcement Or Soft-Core Porn?


I’m pretty intrigued by this public service announcement out of the U.K. What a hot British dude stripping down and getting into a bathtub has anything to do with Daylight Savings Time, I don’t know. But, uh, you want company, buddy? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Acne’s Erotic New Male Gymnast Lookbook

Enjoy Acne’s new lookbook, a glorious video in which hot men in progressively less clothing work the gymnastic rings for your viewing pleasure to sell clothes. You’re welcome. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Motorcycle, Leather, And Bulging Muscles, Oh My!

Simon Webbe, of the British boy band Blue, was spotted outside a London hotel. I guess if he’s going to be my new crush, I should actually hear some of his music. [London, 6/5/09] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Mind Your Manners On Facebook

  • Watch Timmy and Alice’s bad Facebook behavior to learn what not to do. [Your Tango] — Totally hilarious!
  • Kate Moss caught a fungal infection in her toe from a New York nail salon. She’s on antibiotics, so she has to lay off the booze. [Dlisted] — Note to Kate: If you can afford a swanky salon, then avoid the skanky ones.
  • The lawyer defending Tyra Bank’s alleged stalker says Tyra is so “detested” she’d probably lose a jury trial. [Media Takeout] — He’s probably right.
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    Poll: Which Actor Is The Most Desirable?

    AskMen.com revealed its list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2009 today. Readers were asked to vote not just on sex appeal and beauty, but also on humor, ambition and intelligence. Kate Winslet is ranked 99. Beyonce is No. 50. And Eva Mendes is numero uno. We’ve decided to build our own list of desirable men based on readers’ votes. So let your voice be heard! Each day we’ll give you a few guys under specific categories and then compile a Top Ten based on your votes…so, which of these actors would you most love to get cozy with? [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »

    The Top 10 Sexy Ugly Guys We’d Love To Love

    Ugly can be so cute. Case in point: Trolls! What girl can resist one of those cuties? But now that we’re grown up, our tastes have gotten more sophisticated and translated from dolls to men. We’ve all found ourselves drooling over some piece of ass of our friends would call a “butterface.” Who cares?! So to the guys who are so weirdly sexy they break all the rules of attraction, here are The Top 10 Sexy Ugly Guys We’d Love To Love…
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    Hot Guys With No Eyebrows Still As Hot?

    Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows is an awesome site which attempts to prove that hot chicks don’t look as hot without eyebrows. By the looks of Adriana Lima, that theory may be true. But I was like, “Umm, I’m awesome with Photoshop…I wonder if this theory holds true for hot dudes?” The images, after the jump. We’re undecided as to whether the hotness is significantly lessened. Keep reading »

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