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A Completely Arbitrary Graph Of Sexy And Unsexy Dude Professions

Go ahead and take issue with our completely arbitrary list of sexy and unsexy professions: we get that it may be hard to understand why a pizza guy is sexy to us (um, they smell like pizza) and a fry guy is so totally not (fry grease makes us gag). And yes, our definition of high-paying and low-paying is definitely ball park — we define high-paying as definitely way above minimum wage and low-paying as closer to it. And sure, there are probably some ice cream truck guys who rake in the dough and some IT guys who are just scraping by. However, we do want to point out that in assembling this list we’ve come to realize that we’ve almost exclusively dated low-paying sexy dudes. And a lot of drummers. Keep reading »

10 Sexy Halloween Costumes — For Dudes!

10 Sexy Halloween Costumes For Men
Oh Halloween. The perfect excuse for women to dress up like sexy aardvarks and men to dress up like total sleazeballs. There are countless — countless, I tell you! — ways in which men screw up their chances of getting a little October 31st action with their choice of costume, but isn’t it time someone, namely The Frisky, informs dudes of what costumes women actually consider, I don’t know, sexy. I’ve picked out 10 costume ideas that genuinely will increase a fella’s chances of gettin’ lucky on Halloween. Won’t you add your own suggestions in the comments?

Hot Bullfighter Flees Marauding Bull And Gets Arrested

I am willing to overlook the actions of the bullfighter in this fascinating video because he’s hot — h.o.t. — but it is pretty amusing when he flees from the bull running towards him. Not much of a bullfighter, eh? Apparently, Christian Hernandez, 22, the matador in question, had been gored in the leg in a bullfight a few months previous. So, when this bull went on a stampede, Hernandez promptly turned tail and ran like a small child running from a neighbor dressed up like a ghost on Halloween. Mexico City officials then arrested Hernandez for not fulfilling the duties of his contract as a bullfighter; he was released after paying a fine. Now, everyone’s calling him a coward. Everyone, you know, who doesn’t have the cojones to get into a bull fighting ring in the first place. In any case, Hernandez has had about enough and says he’s retiring. “There are some things you must be aware of about yourself,” he told reporters. “I didn’t have the ability, I didn’t have the [redacted], this is not my thing.” Bottom line of this story? Hernandez is still hot, and I love that pink and gold outfit. You can’t say this wasn’t a teachable moment. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

Which Winter Olympic Hottie Is Your Type?

Watching the Winter Olympics this week, I can’t stop thinking about how, whatever your type is, there’s a kind of athlete who will float your boat, if you know what I mean. So, should you be macking on a snowboarder? Or a curler? Or an ice dancer? After the jump, I’ve created a handy guide to let you know which winter athletes you should be lusting after. Hey, there’s a reason they call ladies of the slope “ski bunnies.” Because, just like bunnies, they’re down to get action any time. And you need to be too—so go to Canada and get your man! Keep reading »

I Need A Jockstrap Maid, Stat

This morning, I woke up, and I thought, what do I need out of life? And then I got on the internet, and, lo’ and behold, there it was. I need a jockstrap maid, IMMEDIATELY. Honestly, my place could use a cleaning, and I can’t imagine a better candidate to do it than some hot dude wandering around in what amounts to a padded thong. Thankfully, the Jock Strap Maid service offers lazy women like me in 40 cities across the country the opportunity to have a scantily clad hottie scrub their floor while wearing next to nada. According to jockstrap-wearing maid Nate, who needed to make some extra cash when the real estate market went south, he cleans in his underwear at home, so why not make money dusting and mopping? I, for one, am all for it. [Advocate] Keep reading »

Jockstrap: A Maid Service For The Ladies

Our buddy Copyranter spotted this excellent ad for Jockstrap Maid Service. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that what you get for the money is a dude in a thong who wanders around your apartment pretending to clean. Santa, can I get this one in my stocking? [Copyranter] Keep reading »

A Public Service Announcement Or Soft-Core Porn?


I’m pretty intrigued by this public service announcement out of the U.K. What a hot British dude stripping down and getting into a bathtub has anything to do with Daylight Savings Time, I don’t know. But, uh, you want company, buddy? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Acne’s Erotic New Male Gymnast Lookbook

Enjoy Acne’s new lookbook, a glorious video in which hot men in progressively less clothing work the gymnastic rings for your viewing pleasure to sell clothes. You’re welcome. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Motorcycle, Leather, And Bulging Muscles, Oh My!

Simon Webbe, of the British boy band Blue, was spotted outside a London hotel. I guess if he’s going to be my new crush, I should actually hear some of his music. [London, 6/5/09] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Mind Your Manners On Facebook

  • Watch Timmy and Alice’s bad Facebook behavior to learn what not to do. [Your Tango] — Totally hilarious!
  • Kate Moss caught a fungal infection in her toe from a New York nail salon. She’s on antibiotics, so she has to lay off the booze. [Dlisted] — Note to Kate: If you can afford a swanky salon, then avoid the skanky ones.
  • The lawyer defending Tyra Bank’s alleged stalker says Tyra is so “detested” she’d probably lose a jury trial. [Media Takeout] — He’s probably right.
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