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I Could Look At Nicholas Hoult All Day Long, But That Would Be Both Creepy And Unproductive

Nicholas Hoult Gifs!
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Zombie BFs
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Sex and Zombies
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Feeling slightly less than dazzling this afternoon? Me too. (It’s really grey and rainy and horrible outside and my hair is frizzy; what’s your excuse?) [Um, Rachel wrote this yesterday afternoon, but I didn't get a chance to put it up until this morning. Weather is much better today! -- Amelia] I could’ve used another shot of espresso in my Americano this morning, but who needs caffeine when you can instead harness the revitalizing power of Nicholas Hoult‘s steely blue gaze? Good looks, Hoult. Now, when will he be in NYC next? Asking for a friend.

30 Gratuitous Nicholas Hoult GIFs For Your Viewing Pleasure

Hottie: Nicholas Hoult
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Nicholas And Jen Are Dunzo
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MTV "Skins"
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You guys, I have a problem, and it is Nicholas Hoult. Let me preface this by saying that I generally do not foster celebrity crushes, because I have as much of a chance of getting with a celebrity as I do of getting with a fictional character or, like, a ghost. Especially one as universally appealing and charming and tall and British and nnnngghghhghduhfg as Nicholas Hoult. But I’ve been crushing on the guy since he was sexy sociopath (and brother of my eternal girl crush Effy) Tony Stonem on “Skins,” and my love was REAWAKENED after seeing his new zombie rom-com “Warm Bodies” — which is, by the way, totally adorable and actually pretty funny, but definitely could have used waaaaay more zombie dick. He is so, so cute, and it helps that he also seems like a real gentleman: he recently split with Jennifer Lawrence after two years of dating, and when reporters harassed him about her Oscar nom on a red carpet, he was mature and gracious enough to say that he was “very proud” and “rooting for her.” So sweet! Anyway, I figured I’d spend the majority of my day rounding up GIFs of him for your pleasure. You know, I was hesitant to do this post because it solidified my lot in life as a Nicholas Hoult fangirl and never Nicholas Hoult’s girlfriend, which is truly tragic, but I went ahead and did it anyway. Here are 30. I should be either canonized or committed. I have to go now, my keyboard is getting sweaty. Keep reading »

Break Time: Let’s Ogle Some Bearded Hotties!

Jessica may be grossed out by beards, but she’s not invited to this furry party over at theBERRY anyway. I am, and you all our my plus one. Put up your Away message on GChat and check out all 30 random hotties sporting facial fuzz here...

Nerd Girl Porn: Hot Guys With Banjos

I got my boyfriend a banjo for Christmas, partly because he really wanted one, and mostly because I think there’s nothing sexier than a man playing the banjo. If you share my love for banjo players, you’ll probably want to keep on clicking to see 16 gorgeous guys (both famous and non-famous) picking on their 5-strings…

Oh God, Your L.L. Bean Boyfriend Is Giving Me The Douchechills

Bon Iver Erotica
Bon Iver erotica makes me want to die inside. Read More »
Dude Looks: Tweed Jackets
English professor with an edge? Yes, please! Read More »

Some twisted soul up in Maine has gone and done it now: She’s created the L.L. Bean Boyfriend blog, full of men in cozy sweaters and hiking boots professing their love for you. As the Tumblr notes, “He will build you a table and then have sex with you on it.” Sorry, but these guys are giving me major creep vibes — they’re a little too Bon Iver Erotic Stories for my taste. But hey, if you want a guy who will take you for foraging walks in the woods and build you theremins and whatnot, then go for it. I’ll just be washing the douche vibes off me in the corner. [Your LL Bean Boyfriend]

Jason Statham Uses Massive Biceps To Push Massive Cart Of Beer

Beer-Flavored Vag?!
vagina photo
Beer-flavored vagi-wipes both horrify and amuse us. Read More »

Action star Jason Statham visited an LA grocery store this weekend to stock up on the essentials: beer, beer, and more beer. Glad he’s putting those muscles to good use! [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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