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Ryan Gosling Says He Used To Rub Movies Against His Penis

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“I loved movies so much, sometimes, I’d shove them down the front of my pants. I liked the way they feel.”

– Just one of a few notable Ryan Gosling quotes in the upcoming documentary, “Seduced & Abandoned,” according to New York magazine writer Jada Yuan. Ughhhh — that’s a good “ugh,” by the way — he may be joking about his obsession with movies (or not), but the thought of the Gos stick anything down his pants makes me weak. Does he need an extra hand? God, I am such a perv. The fact that this New York magazine piece makes reference to a “Last Tango In Paris” remake starring Ryan is not helping. [NYMag.com via Jezebel]

From Creepy To Hot: Ranking Hollywood’s Hottest Creeps

We’ve been all about Michael Shannon this week, after his hilariously spot on reading of the mean sorority girl letter. Shannon sits at the intersection of both creepy and hot. It’s very confusing! Like maybe we’ll make out, and then he’ll send me threatening letters in the mail? But Shannon’s not the only one: There are plenty of celebrity dudes who straddle that fine line between being super sexy and total creepazoids. While others? Oh, they’re just creepy. We’ve created this by-no-means comprehensive hot-to-creepy meter. Tell us who else should be on it, and where they might fall on the creepy/hot continuum. Click here to see an enlarged image!

Creepy OKCupid Msgs
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Michael Shannon's Reading
Michael Shannon
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Joaquin On Letterman
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Which New Alexander Skarsgard Movie Role Is Hotter: Cheating (Shirtless) Husband Or Anarchist Leader?

We have to wait another two months to see what Alexander Skarsgard as Eric Northman isn’t wearing is up to on “True Blood” season 6, and yes, waiting sucks, but thankfully the swoon-worthy Swede has been keeping busy during his Bon Temps hiatus: Skarsgard is starring in two upcoming films, “The East” (co-starring Ellen Can’t-Possibly-Be-Dating-Alexander-Skarsgard Page) and “Disconnected,” co-starring Jason Bateman (phew!). The films are similar in that they both present a dystopian sort of view of modern society gone horribly wrong: “Disconnected” is described as the story of “interconnected characters who are affected — and in some cases destroyed — by the Internet and other forms of modern communication”; “The East” ”follows the exploits of an anarchist collective of the same name which … attacks global conglomerates who have committed a range of environmental, medical, and social injustices.”

Honestly, both movies look pretty damn good, and I’m not just saying that because of ASkars. But since we’re talking about him anyway, let’s see which of his characters — rebel leader Benji in “The East” or philandering former Marine Derek Hull in “Disconnected” – has more in common with the real Alexander Skarsgard? Read more on The Stir…

Let’s Take A Moment To Celebrate Tim Riggins’ Birthday, Okay?

  • You guys, it’s Tim Riggins, I mean Taylor Kitsch’s birthday today and I forgot to give him a BJ as a present. Boo. [Celebuzz]
  • College Candy is getting in on the Riggins birthday action, with a mega GIF post and I am droooooling all over my keyboard. [College Candy]
  • Did Victoria Beckham get her spice rack downsized? Hehe, see what I did there? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • In other celeb plastic surgery news, did “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta”‘s Kim Zolciak buy a new face? [The Stir]
  • Is “Bachelor” Sean Lowe too busy with “Dancing With The Stars” to plan his wedding to Catherine Giudici? I think the real question is Sean Lowe bored of masturbating yet and wanting to have sexual intercourse enough that he plans his wedding? [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Norman Reedus Has Own Name Tattooed Above His Nipple

UPDATE [2]: Read my official apology to Norman — and check out my “Sorry Norman” fake tit tattoo — here.

Update: Yeah, so, I’m an asshole. Apparently, “Norman” is also the actor’s dad’s name. For some reason this literally didn’t occur to me as a possibility. Add it to my ever growing list of airhead moments. And as I recently lost my own dad, for whom I’ve considered inking a tribute, I feel especially face-palm-y about this gaffe. I’m sorry, Norman.

I love me some Norman Reedus, aka Southern-redneck-turned-sensitive-heartthrob Daryl Dixon on “The Walking Dead,” but damn if I didn’t legit LOL when I saw this photo shot by Terry Richardson. Homie has his own name tattooed above his nipple. Shouldn’t such prime real estate go to tattooing someone else’s name? Still sexy though. [Terry Richardson]

12 Photos Of Ryan Gosling Shaking His Fist At Products Featuring His Name And Face

As an expert in all things Ryan Gosling, I have become deeply aware that Ryan’s favorite pose is to shake his first and snarl. Seriously, it is his go-to. And you know what he finds worthy of his surly contempt? Products that feature his name and/or gorgeous face. Click on for 12 photos of Ryan shaking his fist and snarling at chairs, T-shirts, tote bags, baby onesies, and more crap featuring his identity….

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