Look how hot my man looks when he flies. How does he do that? When I fly, I look like something that’s been coughed up. This is why he’s famous and I’m not. I mean, there isn’t much else to say. … READ MORE »
Fun fact: I once had an ex-boyfriend who declared himself to be straight as an arrow “except for that blonde guy from ‘True Blood’ — I would totally have sex with him any way he wanted.” After watching this spot for Calvin Klein’s Encounter cologne starring Alexander Skarsgard and Lara Stone, I finally understand. (Also,… READ MORE »
My favorite slow swimmer, Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte, was on “The Today Show” this morning, answering questions from Matt Lauer about whether he’s sad to have missed out on Prince Harry’s strip pool game. He also talked about his plans to start training again come Monday, having spent the last three weeks making the… READ MORE »
This may be hard to believe, but there was once a time when my heart did not belong to Ryan Gosling. I know. Seems impossible right? Well, my affections used to shared by a bevy of actors and rock stars, including Colin Farrell. Remember when Colin was, like, the hot shit? I loved his Irish… READ MORE »
This piece was originally published at xoJane. Yes, Amelia is very, very, very jealous.
The first time we met, I had no clue who the short, skinny white guy with the scruffy looking beard was.
It was 2005 and me and two of my besties from high school were catching up… READ MORE »
Someone hand me a pack of Crayola crayons because I am about to apeshit coloring my dream man exactly the way I want him. More selections from the Colour Me Good: Ryan Gosling coloring book after the jump! (And you can buy it for yourself at the link!) [Maiden.BigCartel.com] … READ MORE »
Ryan Lochte, medal-winning swimmer, pool pisser, and chaste ladies’ man, continued to celebrate his 28th birthday in London this week, even leaving da clurb with a pretty blonde. I wonder what she’s whispering in his ear? “What your mom doesn’t know can’t hurt her”? Click on to see more photos, including Lochte’s rad David Bowie… READ MORE »
So here we are, approaching the end of the 2012 Summer Olympics. What a wild ride it’s been, eh? From the Queen parachuting out of a helicopter, to Jordyn Wieber’s heartbreak, to Ryan Lochte’s tacky grill, perfect bod, and one-night stands.
I have a rough time when any big sporting event rolls around,… READ MORE »
Happy birthday wishes are in order for America’s favorite fast swimmer (he’s just slower at everything else), Ryan Lochte! The Olympic gold medalist rang in his 28th year at Planet Hollywood in London, because, duh, where else would this dreamboat go to party, right? While Lochte is currently single (and not sleeping around — that’s not… READ MORE »
Dude. Dude. I am really, really into Jake Gyllenhaal’s Paul Bunyon-inspired wooliness on the cover of Details’ September issue. Let’s go chop some wood, if you know what I mean… Anyway, the actor has a decidedly more manly look and vibe to him in both the magazine’s photos and interview, in which he talks a lot about his approach to acting. READ MORE »
Ryan Gosling is back in New York! No wonder it’s so hot out. If anyone needs me, I’ll just be doing laps around the East Village. … READ MORE »
Olympic athletes automatically become role models or a special, super-talented type of celebrity in the eyes of us commoners. They have SO much dedication, so much perseverance, so much spirit. They give their lives away to the sport of their choice and while doing so, give UP so much as well. It’s easy to see… READ MORE »
Yesterday afternoon, my friend texted me the following: “Two word: Nathan. Adrian.” Huh? I figured it had to be swimming related, as her husband used to be a competitive swimmer and, like, the Olympics are very important around their house. Sure enough, I did a quick Google and it turned out that Nathan Adrian is A) HOT… READ MORE »
You know I’ve got it bad for a particular dude celebrity when I come across a bunch of boring paparazzi photos of him and still feel a
moral vaginal obligation to post one. In this case, that celebrity is Channing Tatum and the boring photo is him in a pair of sweat shorts, pointing at something. READ MORE »
Ryan Lochte is an Olympic gold medalist. He’s also an inveterate Twitter user/abuser. And man, does he ramble some strange shit. His Twitter paints him as the Olympics’ very own Brody Jenner. A bro of extreme magnitude whose love of Mountain Dew and the word “Jeah” (which signifies everything from “my taxes are astronomical” to… READ MORE »
You know what I love about the Olympics? (Besides the brawn, the insane mastery of skill, and the bringing together of so many countries in a peaceful display of healthy competition, of course.) The clingy, tight, flesh-grazing, aerodynamic fabrics of so many of the uniforms. Yes, that’s what it is…
For more Olympics… READ MORE »