I’m afraid Julie and I have been remiss in our Aaron Paul-worshipping duties. Our up-close-and-personal time with Jared Leto yesterday must have distracted us from properly preparing for today’s extra special occasion … Aaron Paul’s 34th birthday! But really, our gratitude for this extremely talented and humble actor — who is seriously killing it in the final season of “Breaking Bad” — is hard to put into words anyway, so we’ll instead leave you with these 34 GIFs … one for every year his hotness has blessed this earth. Keep reading »
This, my friends, is kinda, sorta what The Frisky would look like if I wasn’t so terrified of another Goservention. The “Hey Girl” Chrome browser extension will turn any website into a Ryan Gosling website, by replacing all of the photos with Gosling snaps. Using Chrome, head on over to heygirl.io and drag the HEY GIRL button to your bookmarks bar. Then simply click the button when you’re on any website and PRESTO CHANGE-O! All Gos everywhere. My only qualm with this little timewaster is that there is not a bigger variety of Ryan photos. Where is Shirtless Ryan? Or Holding A Baby Ryan? Or George-Walking Ryan? Let’s not limit ourselves here. [heygirl.io via Mashable]
As has become tradition, last night, ABC announced that a cast member from Desiree Hartsock’s season of “The Bachelorette” would be the next “Bachelor.” I anticipated that this would be the case, but I didn’t dare get my hopes up that the reality tv dating show’s producers would actually select a guy I liked to be their latest hunk — without fail, they pick one of the guys I was bored to tears by. Jason Meznick, Bob Guinney, Sean Lowe … yawn. Surely, ABC would continue to pick the safe option and recruit Drew or Zak, with their schmaltzy love songs and sob stories, to be the next “Bachelor.” But something crazy happened — ABC actually picked someone I, and the rest of America if I’m being honest, wants to fuck.
Ladies, the next “Bachelor” is Juan Pablo Galavis, the Venezuelan former soccer player and single father of a young daughter. That sound you hear? Panties. Dropping. Keep reading »
I saw this Instagram photo of a certain boy band member and was like, shut the front door that’s what his body looks like oh my god. Any guesses as to who is rocking this cut physique? Meet my new pretend boyfriend after the jump! Keep reading »
My dream man is Paul Bunyon, so naturally my girl boner sprung to rapt attention upon seeing this photo (on left) of Maroon 5′s Adam Levine with a full, lush beard. When he’s not smiling, he’s almost unrecognizable, but oh my god, he looks so rough and burly. (Is it obvious that I haven’t had sex in a while? Sorry.) Julie says that Adam looks like he just came back from cruising Chelsea, but whatever. What do you think of Adam’s hairy new look? [Photos: Splash News and Fame/Flynet]
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