Oh, how I love a blabbermouth. Adam Levine was just awarded the coveted (not really) title of “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine, which means it’s the perfect time for some random chick to spill the beans about the time she made out with the falsetto-voiced singer when he was in between Victoria’s Secret models. Over at Popdust, “Kiss and Tell Girl” sets the scene; she’s at a Hollywood party, dancing like only a hammered white girl can:
The thing about the worm is that it requires violently propelling one’s body along the floor. It also involved propelling my dress above my waist and exposing my purple thong. I relay this not because I was embarrassed, but because this unintentional revelation of my buttocks played a pivotal role in the next five hours of my life. Adam could not help but take notice of my careening ass cheeks, and, after the perfunctory exchange of pleasantries, invited me into his boudoir.
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Oh, blessed day! Today we celebrate the birth of my number one fantasy boo, Mr. Ryan Gosling, who turns 33 years young. Hallelujah! And let me be clear — no matter what you may have heard, there can only be one Ryan Gosling. But that doesn’t mean others haven’t tried. Over the years, a number of so-called Gosling doppelgangers have tried to ride on my man’s coattails. Click onward for this field guide to Ryan Gosling lookalikes…
Huzzah! “Mad Men” has begun filming its seventh and final season (which will be split into two parts, just like “Breaking Bad”‘s final season). Here’s our first look at Jon Hamm’s formidable package, back on set and going commando. (Listen, if I can see the outline of dick through pants in a teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny thumbnail photo [inset], then I can’t not talk about it.) Can’t wait! [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
The makers of MrSkin.com, an online database of “every female nude scene in the history of film,” recently decided to expand into onscreen male nudity with their new site, MrMan.com. But you may not be surprised to learn that MrMan.com is actually significantly more popular with gay men than straight women. Mr. Skin himself, Jim McBride, says that he estimates an “80 to 20” male to female ratio among visitors to MrMan.com, who have to subscribe for full access to nudie stills and sexy scenes featuring hunky Hollywood stars like Christian Bale and Michael Fassbender.
Well, consider me a proud member of that horny 20 percent, because MrMan.com is the website I’ve been waiting for. Do you know what an incredible resource this is for The Frisky? We love naked men on screen! We celebrate them as often as possible! Where to begin! Oooh, “Full Frontals of the Famous”? Yes, please! A series of clips of prosthetics dongs used in movies? Fleshy! MrMan.com, welcome to my bookmarks bar. [MrMan.com (NSFW) via Huffington Post]
Charlie Hunnam who? The producers of “Fifty Shades of Grey” have found their (new) Christian Grey — Irish actor Jamie Dornan, best known for his role on ABC’s “Once Upon A Time.” Can someone help me pick my jaw up off the floor. This dude is finnnnne. I have no idea what his demeanor is like, and thus whether I think I’ll like him as the dominating Christian, but from a visual perspective, I APPROVE. Click on to see more photos… [MTV]
It is rare that I meet a man bun I don’t love — and this is not one of those times. I imagine I might be alone in this, but I find Jake Gyllenhaal even more bangable with that nubbin of knotted hair. I wonder what kind of hair ties he uses? I’m a Goody girl. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]