Two days ago, I concluded an epic, month-long “Sons of Anarchy” binge-watch extravaganza. I’ve binge-watched a number of TV shows, including “The Wire” and “Breaking Bad,” but plowing through six seasons of “SOA” in 30 days was my most ambitious and emotionally traumatizing binge-watching experience yet. (I’m still reeling from season six’s extremely brutal conclusion. Gemma Teller Morrow is DEAD TO ME for what she did. DEAD.) Naturally, having such a seriously hot star like Charlie Hunnam as the show’s star helps to take the edge off the rabid violence. I mean, the only thing that could take my mind off an especially brutal scene — like when Tig’s daughter was burned alive right in front of him — was the appearance of Jax Teller’s bare ass on screen. Ugh, hottest man ever. “SOA”‘s seventh season isn’t back until fall, so Charlie Hunnam is just kickin’ it in Los Angeles for the time being, which brings me to the point of this post. Charlie was recently photographed about a mile away from where I’m staying here in Hollywood, begging the question, “Is spending the afternoon stalking Charlie Hunnam around Beverly Hills a good idea or the BEST idea?” Please do advise. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
Kellan Lutz’s muscles bulging out of an itty-bitty tunic? Animated and on repeat? Oh okay, fine, if you insist.
In honor of the movie that will be broadcasting Lutz’s impressive upper torso on big screens worldwide, we’re bringing you five GIFs of the chistled hero in his upcoming film, ”The Legend of Hercules.” After the jump, find the 28-year-old actor in a number of unpredictable situations, like jumping off a galloping horse into a creek … topless. Yeah, you’re welcome. Keep reading »
Behold, Alexander Skarsgard sitting fully nude on a toilet in the middle of the South Pole in Antarctica. The Swedish actor stripped down to his birthday suit and pretended to take a pensive poop during his trek, this pic snapped by his Walking With The Wounded Challenge team guide. While I would never ever ever turn down a chance to gaze upon Alexander’s nude form, I’m concerned about the effect -30C temps could have on his penis. I don’t want frostbite to take the one remaining reason to watch “True Blood,” you know? [E! Online]
One Direction has posted a video of their workout routine, and it’s every bit as adorable and energetic as you’d think. Harry Styles, who says he’s “training to be Thor,” let’s us all in on his Bikram yoga routine. Hot yoga? I’m impressed. These guys are simply too cute. GIF after the jump! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
Oh, how I love a blabbermouth. Adam Levine was just awarded the coveted (not really) title of “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine, which means it’s the perfect time for some random chick to spill the beans about the time she made out with the falsetto-voiced singer when he was in between Victoria’s Secret models. Over at Popdust, “Kiss and Tell Girl” sets the scene; she’s at a Hollywood party, dancing like only a hammered white girl can:
The thing about the worm is that it requires violently propelling one’s body along the floor. It also involved propelling my dress above my waist and exposing my purple thong. I relay this not because I was embarrassed, but because this unintentional revelation of my buttocks played a pivotal role in the next five hours of my life. Adam could not help but take notice of my careening ass cheeks, and, after the perfunctory exchange of pleasantries, invited me into his boudoir.
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Oh, blessed day! Today we celebrate the birth of my number one fantasy boo, Mr. Ryan Gosling, who turns 33 years young. Hallelujah! And let me be clear — no matter what you may have heard, there can only be one Ryan Gosling. But that doesn’t mean others haven’t tried. Over the years, a number of so-called Gosling doppelgangers have tried to ride on my man’s coattails. Click onward for this field guide to Ryan Gosling lookalikes…