New Ryan Gosling photos? NEW RYAN GOSLING PHOTOS. So they’re not very interesting. Who cares! My man has emerged from Eva Mendes’s dungeon! No, that is not a vag reference, I literally think he has been kept prisoner for the last few months. Please tell me he was headed to New York City so that Lucca and I can begin Gosling Watch 2014. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
Speaking of watching Gosling, the actor’s directorial debut, “Lost River” (previously: “How To Catch A Monster”), premieres at Cannes this week, and the first trailer was just posted online. Check it out after the jump! Keep reading »
Ryan Reynolds has always been an undeniably attractive gentleman, all washboard abs and manly cheekbones. But while I’ve always been able to appreciate him aesthetically, he never really did anything special for my girl boner. UNTIL NOW. I’m sorry, but whoever advised Ryan on his old-timey barkeep meets hipster banjo player meets sexy Amish farmer new look deserves all the awards. I mean, he was a handsome leading man before, but now, with the addition of thick specs, linen vest and a fuzzy face, he is 100 percent DO ME ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW material. Approve! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
From what I can tell, this moment was the only thing worth watching — over and over and over and over again — at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. Zac Efron can get it.
“I have always been frightened with men. To the point where I couldn’t go into a gym because of the testosterone and I felt weak. I don’t feel very manly. I don’t feel rugged and strong and capable in real life, not how i imagine a man ought to be. So I seek it, to mimic it and maybe understand it, or maybe to draw it into my own reality. People who are scary, they terrify me, but I can imitate them. I’m not a fighter. I’m a petite little bourgeosis boy from London. I don’t fight, I mimic.”
Tom Hardy may not feel very manly, but he sure as shit looks it on the cover of Esquire. There’s something especially sexy about a guy who looks like he’s punched a few teeth in, but actually wouldn’t hurt a fly. Whatever Tom Hardy is– rugged and burly or gentle and sweet — I like what he’s serving up. Yum yum, gimme some. [Dlisted]
From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”
Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who are currently considered a hot commodity on the singles scene, have body types that vaguely resemble the beloved snack: soft and doughy, fluffy in an appealing way (the illustration above shows the ideal sausage bread boy). As if they weren’t already cute enough, SBBs often dress like laid back mountain men. Yes, we’ll take an order of that, please! [Nerve]
Click through to see some of Hollywood’s sexiest SBBs available for immediate consumption. At least, visually speaking.
He’s alive! After months and months and months of not being photographed by the paparazzi, my boo Ryan Gosling was finally spotted out in Los Angeles today. Clearly, the occasion calls for a photo trifecta of him pumping gas, because god knows when we’ll see him again. I mean, I might see him, today in fact, because I’m in LA this week and as soon as I’m done writing the next sentence, I’m hopping in the car and going on a mission. Just gotta keep my eye peeled for that blue flannel… [Photos: Pacific Coast News]