From what I can tell, this moment was the only thing worth watching — over and over and over and over again — at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. Zac Efron can get it.
Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
“I have always been frightened with men. To the point where I couldn’t go into a gym because of the testosterone and I felt weak. I don’t feel very manly. I don’t feel rugged and strong and capable in real life, not how i imagine a man ought to be. So I seek it, to mimic it and maybe understand it, or maybe to draw it into my own reality. People who are scary, they terrify me, but I can imitate them. I’m not a fighter. I’m a petite little bourgeosis boy from London. I don’t fight, I mimic.”
Tom Hardy may not feel very manly, but he sure as shit looks it on the cover of Esquire. There’s something especially sexy about a guy who looks like he’s punched a few teeth in, but actually wouldn’t hurt a fly. Whatever Tom Hardy is– rugged and burly or gentle and sweet — I like what he’s serving up. Yum yum, gimme some. [Dlisted]
From Bagelheads to period blood chocolate, Japan really knows how to start a trend. The latest Japanese trend you can really sink your teeth into is the rise of the unlikely sex symbol, the “sausage bread boy.”
Named after the popular Japanese snack, a hot dog baked in pastry dough, these men, who are currently considered a hot commodity on the singles scene, have body types that vaguely resemble the beloved snack: soft and doughy, fluffy in an appealing way (the illustration above shows the ideal sausage bread boy). As if they weren’t already cute enough, SBBs often dress like laid back mountain men. Yes, we’ll take an order of that, please! [Nerve]
Click through to see some of Hollywood’s sexiest SBBs available for immediate consumption. At least, visually speaking.
He’s alive! After months and months and months of not being photographed by the paparazzi, my boo Ryan Gosling was finally spotted out in Los Angeles today. Clearly, the occasion calls for a photo trifecta of him pumping gas, because god knows when we’ll see him again. I mean, I might see him, today in fact, because I’m in LA this week and as soon as I’m done writing the next sentence, I’m hopping in the car and going on a mission. Just gotta keep my eye peeled for that blue flannel… [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
Earlier today, I tweeted the following: “Ugh, Jared Leto is so hot but he gets less so every time I am reminded he hangs out with Terry Richardson.” And I’m still totally sad that Jared continues to be friends with the predatory pervtographer, but I might have to take back the part about him being less attractive because of it. Because I just saw these photos of the man formerly known as Jordan Catalano and, in the words of Angela Chase, IT HURTS TO LOOK AT HIM. He is that pretty. Oh god, and the second photo, with the, gulp, man bun? That is legit jerk-off material for me. I’m still disappointed in your friendship choices, Jared, but your beauty cannot be denied. [Flaunt]
Sure, getting dressed and undressed is second nature to pretty much everyone. We do it multiple times every day, why would men in particular need some sort of tutorial? Because, my friends, I recently realized that while there is no explicitly wrong way to get dressed and undressed, there is a decisively sexier way, especially before and after you get down. So, gentleman, if you want to reach peak sex appeal the next time you take off your shirt or pull on your pants, follow these rules, presented in GIFs of course. (Gotta have somethin’ for the ladies to look at…) Keep reading »
Two days ago, I concluded an epic, month-long “Sons of Anarchy” binge-watch extravaganza. I’ve binge-watched a number of TV shows, including “The Wire” and “Breaking Bad,” but plowing through six seasons of “SOA” in 30 days was my most ambitious and emotionally traumatizing binge-watching experience yet. (I’m still reeling from season six’s extremely brutal conclusion. Gemma Teller Morrow is DEAD TO ME for what she did. DEAD.) Naturally, having such a seriously hot star like Charlie Hunnam as the show’s star helps to take the edge off the rabid violence. I mean, the only thing that could take my mind off an especially brutal scene — like when Tig’s daughter was burned alive right in front of him — was the appearance of Jax Teller’s bare ass on screen. Ugh, hottest man ever. “SOA”‘s seventh season isn’t back until fall, so Charlie Hunnam is just kickin’ it in Los Angeles for the time being, which brings me to the point of this post. Charlie was recently photographed about a mile away from where I’m staying here in Hollywood, begging the question, “Is spending the afternoon stalking Charlie Hunnam around Beverly Hills a good idea or the BEST idea?” Please do advise. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
Kellan Lutz’s muscles bulging out of an itty-bitty tunic? Animated and on repeat? Oh okay, fine, if you insist.
In honor of the movie that will be broadcasting Lutz’s impressive upper torso on big screens worldwide, we’re bringing you five GIFs of the chistled hero in his upcoming film, ”The Legend of Hercules.” After the jump, find the 28-year-old actor in a number of unpredictable situations, like jumping off a galloping horse into a creek … topless. Yeah, you’re welcome. Keep reading »
Behold, Alexander Skarsgard sitting fully nude on a toilet in the middle of the South Pole in Antarctica. The Swedish actor stripped down to his birthday suit and pretended to take a pensive poop during his trek, this pic snapped by his Walking With The Wounded Challenge team guide. While I would never ever ever turn down a chance to gaze upon Alexander’s nude form, I’m concerned about the effect -30C temps could have on his penis. I don’t want frostbite to take the one remaining reason to watch “True Blood,” you know? [E! Online]
One Direction has posted a video of their workout routine, and it’s every bit as adorable and energetic as you’d think. Harry Styles, who says he’s “training to be Thor,” let’s us all in on his Bikram yoga routine. Hot yoga? I’m impressed. These guys are simply too cute. GIF after the jump! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »