There is literally nothing “Sons of Anarchy” star Charlie Hunnam could do to look anything less than a total panty-dropping hottie, but Vogue definitely did their best to make him look kinda silly. The shot above is my obvious favorite because what’s not to like about a bare chest, a dog and a motorcycle? Alas, photographer Bruce Weber made the dumb decision to put some really ugly clothes on Charlie (it’s a fashion magazine, I guessss), had him cozy up to a model that’s not me and, oh yeah, made him pretend to be a paint brush-holding artiste for one particularly stupid shot. Whatever, that pretty face makes up for it. Keep clicking for more… [Fashionisto]
Nope, that’s Liam you’re thinking of. He dated Miley and his movie, “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1″ opens this weekend. But he didn’t win. His older brother Chris, also Australian and, yes, smoking hot, is People‘s Sexiest Man Alive, beating out his younger bro, as well as likely candidates Chris Pratt, Charlie Hunnam and the Susan Lucci of this particular award, Ryan Gosling. Chris, 31, is the star of “Thor” (uh, who actually saw “Thor”?), is married to Elsa Patacky and is a father of three. Though I am relatively meh on his winning this coveted title, I would not kick him out of bed for eating crackers. And hey, he’s sure an improvement over last year’s winner, Adam Levine. So, congrats! [People]
Charlie Hunnam, aka Jax on “Sons of Anarchy” and the Christian Grey America deserves, is on dual covers of Men’s Health and Men’s Health UK for the month of December, which means double the thirst. The Frisky staff spent a good solid 30 minutes moaning and discussing the filthy things we’d like to do to him in group chat as we looked through all the photos. Click through and I’m sure you’ll agree that there’d be no one sexier to go for a roll in the hay with… [Men’s Health]
Now that Ryan Gosling has done the unthinkable and created life with another woman, I wish he would do me a solid and become a little less attractive. Instead, he’s walking around in a fucking plaid flannel and drool-worthy hiking boots like my original celebrity dream boyfriend, Paul Bunyon, expecting me not to thirst. It’s cruel, really. (Also, no idea why his crotch looks so wet in the photo on the left but it gave me an excuse to zoom in real close on his crotch, not that I needed one.) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers.
Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue of Flaunt Magazine, where the former boy-bander gives us a glimpse at his glorious ass dimples (yes, they’re actually nice, which is weird to me) AND his rather enticing package (which also seems very nice, but I will need further photographic evidence).
In an homage to Mark Wahlberg‘s infamous Calvin Klein ad, Nick stripped down and grabbed his junk wearing nothing but his boxer briefs, and while it looks kind of “college frat bro,” as Amelia says, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Hell, I don’t care if he eats a sardine sandwich, because THAT BODY. Keep reading »
Chris Pratt posted this throwback photo of circa 2000 headshot to Twitter last night, calling himself “Douchemaster McChest,” but I prefer to call him fiiiiiiiine as fuckkkkkkkkkkk. [Twitter]