I never thought I’d say this, but I’m officially hot and bothered by one of the Jonas Brothers.
Nick Jonas is all grown up in a new issue of Flaunt Magazine, where the former boy-bander gives us a glimpse at his glorious ass dimples (yes, they’re actually nice, which is weird to me) AND his rather enticing package (which also seems very nice, but I will need further photographic evidence).
In an homage to Mark Wahlberg‘s infamous Calvin Klein ad, Nick stripped down and grabbed his junk wearing nothing but his boxer briefs, and while it looks kind of “college frat bro,” as Amelia says, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Hell, I don’t care if he eats a sardine sandwich, because THAT BODY. Keep reading »
Chris Pratt posted this throwback photo of circa 2000 headshot to Twitter last night, calling himself “Douchemaster McChest,” but I prefer to call him fiiiiiiiine as fuckkkkkkkkkkk. [Twitter]
JUICY BUNS. (For those of you who do not live and breathe SAMCRO, this is Juice Ortiz, played by super hot-bunned actor Theo Rossi, doing naked pushups.)
I have one major quibble with these new ads for Calvin Klein’s Reveal fragrance starring Charlie Hunnam and model Doutzen Kroes: Why is she naked while the “Sons of Anarchy” star keeps his pants on? Sexism, dammit! I should be able to see as much of his bare ass as I see of hers! Luckily, SoA is back in a couple of days (September 9 at 10 p.m. on F/X, to be exact) — hopefully Charlie’s full moon will make a cameo. And if not, I’ve put a GIF of that fine ass after the jump… Keep reading »
It doesn’t take regular church visits or even an abiding belief in God to notice that the Jesus look is in. (Well, the Western interpretation of Jesus, anyway, seen in movies, TV shows, art, etc., which more than likely is grossly inaccurate, but I digress.) Long, wavy hair and full, fluffy beards abound, from Hollywood to the runway to certain neighborhoods in Brooklyn — but some guys (mostly models, honestly) are working the Jesus look better than others. At the risk of being totally sacrilegious, here are a few dudes I wouldn’t kick outta bed for turning water into wine and spilling all over my white sheets.
All respect to Jeremy Meeks and his hauntingly beautiful bone structure, and I hope that things straighten out in his life. But really, guys? One commenter on his viral picture said “Oh my god he can rob my house and ‘assault’ me anytime.” Really? REALLY??
*Shakes head into space*
Whenever I see “hot mugshot” articles, I can’t help but think, But WHY? when there are so many insanely good-looking — like, magazine good-looking — men in the world who have appeal that reaches beyond good looks and “bad boy” allure. To wit, here are eight super-hunks who aren’t felons.