Posts tagged "horse"

Great Wedding Alternatives: Ask A Horse To Be Your Bridesmaid

Let’s be honest, being on both sides of the bridesmaid game can be super annoying. It’s hard to say no when a friend asks you to be part of her special day and before you’ve even marked the date on your calendar, you’ve been asked to spend $1,000  on an awful burgundy dress and gold…

Ami Angelowicz / November 4, 2013

Italy’s Smallest Pony Has Been Pony-napped!

At just two feet tall, an Italian pony named Charly is one of the smallest of his kind, and now he’s gone missing. Late last week, Charly was snoozing in his stall at the National Horse Fair of Città di Castello, where he was scheduled to perform, when thieves cut through the fence, nabbed the…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 16, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Drunkenly Rode Horse Through Colorado With His Pet Pug

Dear Patrick Neal Schumacher,

I get it: You were caught between a rock and a horse ride, as it were. You needed to get to your brother’s wedding some 600 miles away, but because your driver’s license had been suspended, you needed to find an alternate means of travel. Planes, trains and other…

Julie Gerstein / September 11, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Rode Into A Bar & Lassoed A Customer

The heart wants what it wants. And in the case of James Rene Mouton of Scott, Louisiana, the heart wanted to ride a horse into a bar and lasso a guy.
The 26-year-old had stopped into the Cowboys nightclub and kept his horse trailer parked in the bar’s parking lot. Which was convenient, because at…

Julie Gerstein / September 8, 2013

Sure, Go Ahead And Bring Your Horse Into McDonald’s

A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless the horse is a horse that just really wanted a Big Mac from  McDonald’s. An unnamed woman in Manchester, UK, tried to take her horse through the drive-thru of her local McDonald’s, but staff there refused to serve her. So, instead, the woman decided to…

Julie Gerstein / July 22, 2013

A Christmas Miracle! Stolen Mini-Pony Returned To Circus

A miniature pony named Fridolin (not pictured, that’s another mini pony, sorry) that was stolen from a circus was returned safely after being missing for two weeks. The pony was taken in mid-December from the traveling Vienna Christmas Circus. Circus director Adolf Lauenburger told reporters he wasn’t interested in punishment, he just wanted the pony back. “Fridoli…

Julie Gerstein / December 28, 2012

The Dirtiest Fitness Video We’ve Ever Seen

Well, this fitness video out of Korea definitely has it all: faux horses, people thrusting, abs.  An infomercial for a “home equestrian system,” this commercial is one of the most unintentionally erotic things we’ve ever seen. Cannot look away! [YouTube]…

Julie Gerstein / July 24, 2012

12 Patriotic Animals Totally Partying This 4th Of July

Humans aren’t the only species to get into the holiday spirit. Check out these animals — festooned with ridiculous hats and outfits — doing their best to get into the 4th of July festivities.

Julie Gerstein / July 4, 2012

Springtime Beauty Tips From A Horse

Finally, some makeup tips I can take seriously from YouTube user jpmetz. I think these are the only beauty tips I’ll need this spring. Neigh. EVER. Bronzer for my crest. A fresh, light color for my muzzle. Accentuate my hooded eyes with a heavy lid. B vitamin complex for natural beauty. And lighten my mane…

Ami Angelowicz / March 19, 2012

French Bulldog And Horse Are New BFFs

This French Bulldog pup is more excited than anything about his new BFF, a New York City police horse. The horse is all, “Whatever, aren’t you a tiny, weird, jumpy thing.” But it’s still cute to see this dog and horse touch noses and such. [YouTube]…

Julie Gerstein / November 15, 2011

Quickies: Marilyn Manson And LiLo Might Be Co-stars & Amanda Seyfried Owns A Dead Horse

Shock rocker Marilyn Manson reportedly wants a role in the Charles Manson biopic for which Lindsay Lohan has also auditioned. Marilyn supposedly wants to play Charles Manson’s right-hand buddy, while Lindsay wants to play Sharon Tate, an actress murdered by the Manson family. This flick sounds delightfully weird already. [TMZ]
Amber Riley from “Glee” recorded…

Jessica Wakeman / April 15, 2011

This Horse Is A Famous Arteest

In Poland, McCaber, an Arabian horse, is building a following in the art world. Over a year ago, her owner gave her a brush and discovered she had a natural talent for painting. “Sometimes she just pounces around on the canvas and paints for a long time with a lot of expression,” say…

Ami Angelowicz / November 21, 2010

Santa Pony Is Not Amused

A horse is a horse, of course, unless that horse is wearing a really stupid costume. The horses in this collection from “The Horse Tailor” are dressed to the nines — whether they like it or not. [Thrillist]…

Julie Gerstein / September 14, 2010

Adults Carrying Animal-Shaped Purses: Yeah Or “Neigh”?

It’s still the first week of August, but I’m already thinking ahead to fall and a new purse to go with it. Scoping my beloved ModCloth.com for something cute, I stumbled across this atrocity: the Misty of Chic-oteague Purse. Errrrr, more like: which way to the glue factory? I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to…

Jessica Wakeman / August 6, 2010