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A Christmas Miracle! Stolen Mini-Pony Returned To Circus

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A miniature pony named Fridolin (not pictured, that’s another mini pony, sorry) that was stolen from a circus was returned safely after being missing for two weeks. The pony was taken in mid-December from the traveling Vienna Christmas Circus. Circus director Adolf Lauenburger told reporters he wasn’t interested in punishment, he just wanted the pony back. “Fridolin is the tiny star of our animal crew and works together with another horse to entertain the public. One of the great things about him is that he doesn’t have a fixed schedule – he just does what he wants and is a real natural performer in entertaining. Nobody taught him – he just seems to know.”

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The Dirtiest Fitness Video We’ve Ever Seen

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Well, this fitness video out of Korea definitely has it all: faux horses, people thrusting, abs.  An infomercial for a “home equestrian system,” this commercial is one of the most unintentionally erotic things we’ve ever seen. Cannot look away! [YouTube]

12 Patriotic Animals Totally Partying This 4th Of July

Humans aren’t the only species to get into the holiday spirit. Check out these animals — festooned with ridiculous hats and outfits — doing their best to get into the 4th of July festivities.

Springtime Beauty Tips From A Horse

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Finally, some makeup tips I can take seriously from YouTube user jpmetz. I think these are the only beauty tips I’ll need this spring. Neigh. EVER. Bronzer for my crest. A fresh, light color for my muzzle. Accentuate my hooded eyes with a heavy lid. B vitamin complex for natural beauty. And lighten my mane when temperatures rise. Got it. This mare knows what’s up. Whinny. (That translates to “more videos please.”)

French Bulldog And Horse Are New BFFs

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This French Bulldog pup is more excited than anything about his new BFF, a New York City police horse. The horse is all, “Whatever, aren’t you a tiny, weird, jumpy thing.” But it’s still cute to see this dog and horse touch noses and such. [YouTube]

Quickies: Marilyn Manson And LiLo Might Be Co-stars & Amanda Seyfried Owns A Dead Horse

  • Shock rocker Marilyn Manson reportedly wants a role in the Charles Manson biopic for which Lindsay Lohan has also auditioned. Marilyn supposedly wants to play Charles Manson’s right-hand buddy, while Lindsay wants to play Sharon Tate, an actress murdered by the Manson family. This flick sounds delightfully weird already. [TMZ]
  • Amber Riley from “Glee” recorded a video herself singing Adele’s “Someone Like You” and it’s quite beautiful. [Oh No They Didnt’!]
  • Jessica Simpson plans to wear a low-cut wedding dress because … of course. Meh, whatever. Own it, girl! [People]

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This Horse Is A Famous Arteest

In Poland, McCaber, an Arabian horse, is building a following in the art world. Over a year ago, her owner gave her a brush and discovered she had a natural talent for painting. “Sometimes she just pounces around on the canvas and paints for a long time with a lot of expression,” says McCaber’s owner. If that’s a masterpiece, then I think I’m artist too. I’m going to head home and put a brush in my mouth and see what happens. On Monday, I shall sell my masterpiece to the highest bidder, CASH ONLY. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Adults Carrying Animal-Shaped Purses: Yeah Or “Neigh”?

It’s still the first week of August, but I’m already thinking ahead to fall and a new purse to go with it. Scoping my beloved ModCloth.com for something cute, I stumbled across this atrocity: the Misty of Chic-oteague Purse. Errrrr, more like: which way to the glue factory? I’m pretty adventurous when it comes to style, but draw that line at animal-shaped handbags. Maybe if I’m playing dress-up with my nieces. But maybe I’m just turning into an old fart. Do you think Misty of Chic-oteague is totes adorable or agree this pony purse should stay in the stables? [ModCloth.com] Keep reading »