Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
There will be a major moment of clarity when it comes to your feelings for that special someone and knowing what you are willing to lay on the line. Seems transformations are in store, and to get that ball rolling, fate will throw you a crazy oddball surprise – one that’ll assure you that your current state of affairs is truly on the up-and-up. CONTINUE READING…

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Don’t let anything hold you back if another can’t keep up with you. It’s not that you should be slowing down; he should be speeding up. As much compassion as you would like to have, there really isn’t any point, because after time you will find that despite all the empathy you might have now, it will eventually turn into aggravation. CONTINUE READING…

Libra (September 23-October 22)
Chill out and examine the facts. You are under no obligation to make any fast decisions right now, so put everything on hold if you must. Time to focus your energy on building your esteem and getting back in control — and if this means spoiling yourself rotten with a new image and extravagance, then so be it. Even the stars are saying it’s time to splurge! CONTINUE READING…

Libra (September 23- October 22)
If this week doesn’t have you feeling topsy-turvy with your emotions, then consider yourself lucky, as in having a solid life that is impenetrable from the universal forces that are sure to throw some major fireworks into your psyche, having you feeling the effect of decisions you’ve made more intensely and feeling as if you might have to break free from it all.

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Libra (September 23- October 22)
Trying to stay polite in your speech is sweet and all, but you know you are currently feeling some rage, so let it out. Situations and people you’ve been making excuses for no longer deserve them. Get real with yourself; then get real with them. No one gets any pleasure from getting the short end of the stick, so turn it around and get the best. CONTINUE READING…

I am a Virgo (9/4/87) who recently started dating a Scorpio (11/2/83) and despite how much I like him, I can’t understand a thing he says or does.  I learned very early on that he had pegged me as having potential for a long-term relationship, which makes me pretty uncomfortable since he wants a career, and all I want right now is to make some money and go travel the world — but despite his desire for something significant, he has a really hard time wanting to get to know me. 

I’ve met his family and his friends and heard all about his past, but he has stated several times that he doesn’t want to meet the people in my life. I think he’s uncomfortable that my best friend is male (6/10/85). I’m not sure how he can want to be with me, but not want to understand where I’m coming from or get to know the people in my life.  I’m worried that things are going to get difficult, as my friends are so important to me. I really don’t know if he is going to let up, especially since Scorpios are so stubborn and he is getting me so involved in his life. Help! —Confused Virgo

Libra (September 23-October 22)
Sublime forces are at work, settling your mind and body into a state of total relaxation and bliss by the week’s end. This will come in the form of utter apathy or finally getting all the pieces of the puzzle put in their proper place and realizing what a good thing you have. Either/or, expect that you’ll get all the insight you need to plan your next move. CONTINUE READING ...

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Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Make your man work it and love it. There’s no reason you always have to be the one working it in bed, as that isn’t going to give your mind something to truly get lost in during those long hours when you are all alone and need that grand romantic fantasy to get inspired. After all, what else will drive you to get your eager beaver back in the saddle over and over again? CONTINUE READING ...

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
A new leaf will turn for you once you decide to change a dirty habit. It will uncover a state of bliss that you haven’t felt for ages, making you feel invincible and ready to take charge. This isn’t the time to take “no” from anyone — least of all, yourself.  Remember this and you will have the dandiest week ever. 

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
All the answers you want about your current love relationship are in how you both deal with your joint finances. Consider money the metaphor for your bond. If this means taking off the rose-colored glasses to see that things will only go so far, in terms of sharing or potential, then you will have to be braver than ever to face the music. Accept that your ideal lifestyle is non-negotiable.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Your patience is running thin. To remain intact, realize it’s time to make a compromise or a total cut in your emotional dealings. No, it won’t be as painless as you’d wish, but trust it won’t be as harsh as you imagine. Don’t be scared of making the change, because if you don’t make that move now, the universe will do it for you and it won’t be as compassionate. CONTINUE READING…

Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Confusion will make you dizzy, as everyone and their grandmother will spew opinions about your love life. Friends, your subconscious, your neighbors, and even the IT guy at your office will say things that’ll sound significant. However, you don’t have to make a decision right away; so don’t freak yourself out more than necessary. If he can’t wait, he’s not worth it. CONTINUE READING…

Leo (July 23- August 22)
All the answers you need are staring you in the face. The obvious is in the details. If you look closer at your situation, instead of the dreamy bigger picture that keeps driving you forward in the wrong direction, you’ll find cracks in the foundation that need to be sealed or completely trashed. Either/or, this week is all about working, communicating and negotiating. Good luck. CONTINUE READING…

Leo (July 23- August 22)
Generosity is not a quality you lack. However, just handing it over on a silver platter to any pretty face isn’t the most prudent thing to do — especially considering superficial allure is your kryptonite. This time, turn fate on her ass and change your method of operation around. Selfish behavior will be rewarded. Read more ...

Leo (July 23- August 22)
You’ll reach your last bit of patience and snapping won’t be out of the realm of possibility. While the tantrum aspect of it won’t be pretty, something surprisingly hot will grow out of it and what blooms will be worth its weight in gold. However, don’t expect anything to be so linear this week. CONTINUE READING…

Leo (July 23- August 22)
Don’t let paranoia ruin your buzz. While you will be feeling some sketchy thoughts on an intuitive level, nothing is as bad as you want to envision. Best to nip everything in the bud by confronting and voicing your fears as they happen. Chances are those little neuroses can be just the gateway to open more love and light into your world.

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Leo (July 23- August 22)
If ever there was going to be a lucky week for you, it’s this one. New beginnings and just flat-out random luck will be working to give you exactly what you visualize. However, don’t waste this gift, like using it to lure in that underachieving hottie you’ve been eying at happy hour. Instead, use it on a sex god who has his life together. Yes sister, this is the time to dream big! CONTINUE READING…

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Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Your kinky little beast will be driving nails into your brain until you do as it says. This isn’t time to be held back because of your fears, as confronting the worst and best sides of who you are on the agenda and about to turn up the heat in your life in a way you never thought. Confidence, passion and most importantly, imagination are yours in spades. Use it or lose it. CONTINUE READING…

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Love will be making you crazy, as it takes a hold of you and has you relentlessly plowing after that object of desire, as if your life depended on it. Hallelujah for the passion and determination, as this will bring you to a whole new level of psycho and has you proving to that right someone that you are a sucker for their love. CONTINUE READING…