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‘Tallywackers’ Is The Ballsy Answer To Hooters

The word Tallywackers is as you might guess, slang for penis, the restaurant manifestation of this penis opened in Dallas in May 2015, and business has been banging (SORRY/NOT SORRY)! More »


RIP Society: Mom Dressed 4-Year-Old In A Hooters Outfit For Beauty Pageant

The world of child beauty pageants is like its very own “Twilight Zone” where normal rules of society need not apply. How else to explain the British mom who dressed her four-year-old up in a Hooters uniform? Hooters Toddler appeared in a British documentary “Blinging Up Baby” about the strange world of children’s glam, like getting… More »


RIP Society: Woman Loses 128 Lbs. Because Some Drunk Guy Called Her Fat, Gets A Job At Hooters

Here’s one way to make lemonade out of lemons, ladies. Or, um, arsenic. If some drunk asshole makes a rude comment about what a fat cow you are, use it as inspiration to lose 128 lbs and get a job at Hooters — you may end up on the local news!   … More »


Video Games & Boobs: Hooters Opens An Arcade In Vegas

Food, sex and video gaming: it’s the ideal trifecta for any run-of-the-mill male and Hooters Casino Hotel in Las Vegas is making it a reality. The Joystixx (yes, that’s really the name) is 21+ and calls itself the “best new place to score in Vegas.” Joystixx opened last month in the infamous chain’s casino, offering “classic… More »


10 Super Inappropriate Father’s Day Gifts You Should Totally Avoid

A few weeks ago, we received the worst press release ever. Fleshlight, the purveyor of fine synthetic vagina-like products for men, sent us a PR pitch about getting dad “the best gift a father could ask for.” We think they were kidding. But we still needed to scrub our brains with bleach, then spray them… More »


8th Graders Go On Field Trip To Hooters

To all the elementary and middle school teachers out there — not to mention the future tutor to the Martin-Paltrow kids! — I have an idea. Don’t take your students to Hooters during a field trip. Apparently, when students from Berwick Middle School in Pennsylvania headed to Baltimore to visit the National Aquarium, their chaperones… More »


Today’s Lady News: Tales Of A Hooters Girl

American journalist Paige Ferrari, who lives in Tokyo, got a job at Hooters’ new restaurant in Japan and shares with us all the fascinating world behind the Hooters Girl “image training.” Hooters’ definitions of titillation versus sleaze are utterly fascinating. [Slate]
Frisky contributer Chloe Angyal had lasers pointed at her vagina for treatment of chronic… More »


Justin Bieber Gets His First Hit Of Hooters

The Biebs walked in a boy with a craving for wings, and walked out a man. … More »


Does Hooters Hurt Women?

Cardiff, Wales, is the center of a raging battle over sexism, feminism and the right to wear flesh-toned shiny panty hose. It seems the Hooters chain of delightfully tacky short-shorts-wearing waitresses and wings wants to open a new location in the Welsh town, and feminists are enraged. They say that having a Hooters will “will… More »


Will Hooters Host A Bikini Contest During Tiger Woods’ Masters Game?

TMZ.com reports that Hooters in Augusta, Georgia, will hold a bikini contest with golf-themed events during Tiger Woods’ return to golf at the Masters Tournament next week. The boobs-and-hot-wings chain will allegedly host games like a putting competition and a long-drive contest to, uh, celebrate golf alongside their, um, celebration of the female form. Klassy,… More »


Quickies!: WTF! Evan Rachel Wood And Mickey Rourke Kissed, Plus Never-Ending Orgasms

Mickey Rourke tongue-wrestled with Evan Rachel Wood at the SAG Awards after-party. It’s official: Wood has seriously questionable taste in men. [Candy Kirby]
“Lipstick Jungle” may return to TV, but if you really need a SATC substitute, you should just watch the original on cable. [Perez Hilton]
Matt Damon hates all the Jason Bourne vs. More »


Quickies!: Lady Gaga To Tour U.S. Solo, Ryan Seacrest Rejected At Globes, Working-Mom Guilt

Lady Gaga will kick off her solo North American tour in March. Get your tickets now before Christina Aguilera jacks them all to do image research. [Perez Hilton]
The answers to our celebrity breast implant quiz are (clockwise from top left): Pamela Anderson, Lil’ Kim, Tara Reid and Heidi Montag.

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