Whether you’re freshly divorced and just dipping your toes back into the singles pool, or if you’ve been wading in the deep end for years, you’d likely be intrigued by a list purporting to lead you by the nose to the best cyber meat markets that $34.99 can buy. You wouldn’t be alone. Discover the 10 best hookup websites on AskMen…
The funniest part about hook-up games, aside from the obvious, is that they typically commence at an age you aren’t really “hooking-up” much at all. At least not to the point where these games can really get interesting. Not that a good make out isn’t, arguably, the best thing ever.
Although, let’s be honest: these days hook-up games are likely not even being played by today’s youth anymore. In fact, I’d be shocked if anyone under the age of 21 has even heard of most of these. Not that I blame them, it’s a different era — who needs a riveting match of spin the bottle when you can just hop on Tinder or Adult Friend Finder?
Well, for now we’re going to forget this digital age, and the borderline disturbing ease in which it enables getting booty. Instead, we’re going relive the glory days of literally being tongue tied due to nerves with these seven games from the past … some may even call it seven minutes of heaven. And by some, I mean no one born in the ’90s.
1. Truth or Dare. Of all sexual games out there, this one is probably the only one that will continue to stand the test of time. Perhaps that’s because of it’s overwhelming versatility — from making someone run down the block naked to getting your friend to admit his secret crush, there’s really no end to the hijinks that can ensue. Read more on YourTango…
Teen brothers can be awful. Trust me, I had one. But even in his infinite jerkitude, my brother never did anything as slut-shaming or awful as the alleged doings of a little Facebook hoodlum named Chris. According to Nerve.com, teenager Chris got ratted out by his sister, Katie, for a 12-pack of beer he had stashed in his bedroom. To retaliate, he allegedly rooted through her bedroom until he found her “hookup list,” which he posted on Facebook. Chris appears to have posted a looseleaf list of Katie’s conquests — “Adrian finger me,” “Brian only kiss” — and underneath he wrote a nasty little paragraph about it:
Since all I can do and all I’ll ever [do] for the next 2 and a half months involve [sic] sitting on the computer all day, I thought I’d get a little revenge today. Everyone out there might think my sister is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I decided to go treasure hunting in her room and found a little something special in her closet. this will make the next 2.5 months bearable.
Ladies and gentlemen…..my sister is a whore.
Ugh. Douche! Keep reading »