Whatever day during childhood my parents taught me how to put a duvet on a comforter, I must have been off picking my nose. Or they never taught me at all. Yes, let’s blame my parents for my lack of domestic skills.
I’m almost 30 years old and terribly ashamed that I cannot completely make the bed by myself. No matter which method I try, my comforter always ends up haphazardly shoved inside the duvet, lumpy and irascible as if it’s sticking to itself on purpose. Invariably I get so frustrated that I give up and have long-depended on roommates and boyfriends to work their magic with my bedding. Or I just sleep under a lumpy comforter for several weeks and grouse about it.
Earlier this week, after trying and failing to make the bed after doing the laundry, I complained on Facebook and Twitter about not being able to get the duvet on the comforter properly. I appear to have tapped into a sore spot for many a failing househusband/housewife — man oh man, did people have a lot of tips/slightly questionable advice to share. Here’s what I heard: Keep reading »