Posts tagged "holidays"

Target’s Going To Have Free Shipping On Everything, So Now You Can Either Troll Them Or Just Never Leave Your Apartment For Holiday Shopping

For the next two months, you can get free shipping on everything from Target, if you hadn’t noticed already. Woohoo, Christmas in October! No, really, though, they’re doing it to bump their holiday sales.
So yeah, that 92-cent lip balm? Free shipping. A 97-cent pack of pens? Free shipping. If you really, really hate Target,…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 23, 2014

Make It Stop: “I’m Stuck Giving My Neighbor Rides Every Day”

Make It Stop is a new weekly column in which Anna Goldfarb — the blogger behind Shmitten Kitten and Shlooby Kitten — tells you what’s up. Want a fresh take on a stinky dilemma? Email anna@shmittenkitten.com with the subject “Make It Stop.” She’ll make it all better, or at least make you laugh. Girl Scout’…

Anna Goldfarb / September 25, 2014

This Year, I’m Starting My Christmas Shopping In August

According to the Daily Mail, retailers in the UK are churning out their holiday decorations already, and it is an OMG Big Deal to shoppers. I have no idea whether this is a brand new trend or a yearly thing, but I’m weirdly inspired by it. Usually, I get disgusted when retailers drum up anxiety about…

Claire Hannum / August 14, 2014

Let’s Get Nostalgic: Show Us Your Old School Easter Photos!

What’s not to love about Easter? The family time? The food? The Easter egg hunts and big ol’ baskets of chocolate? I’m a big fan of it all. But perhaps my favorite Easter pastime is watching the cute little kiddies run around in their Sunday best, looking like they were plucked directly from the page…

Katie Oldenburg / April 18, 2014

6 Silly Christmas Traditions I Will Always Cherish

Throughout my childhood, I always assumed everyone celebrated Christmas the same way. Little did I know, many of my family’s silly traditions simply exist because of my late grand-mère. Many of them are reflections of her favorite things and people. Being the center of our family, we all happily followed her lead and never questioned…

Sophie Leon / December 25, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 25: (Win This!) The Unbound Box

Why We Love It: It’s the whole kit ‘n kaboodle! You can literally start a sex toy collection from scratch, thanks to Unbound’s broad variety of products. Not only are you getting some awesome sex toy staples, but you’ll stock up on smaller (but totally crucial) intimate items like lube, condoms, blindfolds and more. It’…

Katie Oldenburg / December 25, 2013

Frisky Eats: 6 Easy Holiday Treats For Those Of Us Who Can’t Cook

I’m not much of a cook. I’ve never gone so far as to use my oven for shoe storage like Carrie Bradshaw, but I am definitely a lady of take-out and Lean Cuisine. Someday, when I’m no longer a frenzied college student, I’ll commit to learning the ins and outs of the kitchen like a…

Claire Hannum / December 24, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 24: (Win This!) Iroha Sakura Silicone Vibrator

Why We Love It: For starters, who wouldn’t love a sex toy that’s squishy like Play-Doh? Soft, yet powerful, the Sakura is unlike any other vibrator I’ve seen. The powder pink oval fits in the palm of your hand, and a small V-shaped notch can hug either your nipples or clit. It’s really a win-win.

Katie Oldenburg / December 24, 2013

Holiday Gift Guide: For The Naughty (Or Nice)

He’s making a list and checkin’ it twice, but whether you ended up on Santa’s “Nice” or “Naughty” list doesn’t really matter. There are plenty of presents to go around! So, whether you’re looking to tone it down or spice things up this Christmas, there’s a gift for that, and we’re here to help. Here&#8217…

Katie Oldenburg / December 23, 2013

Give Guide: Why I’m Sponsoring A Child From Kenya This Christmas

Despite the fact that Christmas is supposed to be a time filled with cheer and merriment, more often than not, the holidays are stressful. It’s exhausting, expensive, cold, and not enough eggnog in the world will make you feel better about the hundreds of bucks you spent on presents for your co-worker’s baby, kids’ teacher…

Katie Oldenburg / December 23, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 23: Sqweel 2

Why We Love It: Because sometimes you just need some really good oral sex— and this is a toy for both men and women! Ten velvety-soft silicone “tongues” move in a rapid flicker that mimic oral sex for use on your clit, nipples, anus, perineum, balls or penis. It may look a little frightening, but…

Katie Oldenburg / December 23, 2013

Doin’ It In Your Childhood Bedroom Is What The Holidays Are All About (Apparently)

This music video from last night’s Christmas episode of “Saturday Night Live,” featuring all of the female cast members singing about bring their boyfriends home for Christmas and getting it on in their childhood bedrooms, definitely cracked me up. But it also brought out my holiday blues. Because I don’t have a boyfriend to bring…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 22, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 22: Vibratex Rabbit Pearl E

Why We Love It: It’s the vibrator Charlotte fell in love with on “Sex and the City”! This is the elastomer version of the original Rabbit Pearl from SATC, which has a rotating shaft for your G-spot, shuffling pearls to arouse your opening and a vibrating rabbit for clit stimulation. Rabbits are a masturbation staple…

Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2013

How To Handle That Moment When You Forget To Get Someone A Present

How’s this for a nightmare scenario: a friend is over and suddenly thrusts a beautifully-wrapped gift in your face and you had no idea she was expecting to exchange presents. Or your family agreed to just give presents to the children this year, but your showoff-y sister just arrived with handmade DIY presents for everybody.

Claire Hannum / December 21, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 21: Wildbunny Premium Lovekit

Why We Love It: It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your somebunny special (see what we did there?). This little kit includes a personal mini massager, a Screaming O vibrating ring, three One® condoms and three Wet® personal lubricant packs. So if you’re traveling for the holidays, you have no excuse not to get it…

Katie Oldenburg / December 21, 2013

How To Avoid Becoming A Grinch This Holiday Season

loooove the holidays. But that doesn’t make the lead-up any less of a bitch. The older I get, the more I find how unforgiving this season can be. When I was a little girl, I never understood why some of the grown-ups in my life seemed to dread it so much.

An English…

Claire Hannum / December 20, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 20: LELO Ida Rotating Couples Massager

Why We Love It: You’ve seen couples massagers that vibrate, but have you ever seen one that also rotates? Nope. That’s because this is the first remote-controlled one to combine the two. She wears it during sex, and the shaft rotates and vibrates within, causing out-of-this-world sensations for both. [$199, LELO]…

Katie Oldenburg / December 20, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 19: (Win This!) G-Vibe Noir Limited Edition

Why We Love It: Okay, this is quite possibly the most versatile sex toy ever. This vibrator opens up inside the vagina, causing stimulation on both the G-spot and the opposite vaginal wall. The wider the vagina, the wider the stimulator’s tips spread off due to the silicone’s elasticity. Its two tips allow it to…

Katie Oldenburg / December 19, 2013

25 Totally Free, Realistic & Non-Cheesy Ways To Give This Holiday Season

People are always talking about how the holidays are a time for giving and blah, blah, blah. But what if you’re broke? Or too up to your ears in family stress to think about anything else? It’s OK, you can still give without engaging in heavy consumerism or abandoning your Christmas plans to volunteer at a sou…

The Frisky / December 19, 2013

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 18: Icicles #24 Hand Blown Glass Massager

Why We Love It: I love an easy cleanup, and you can tidy up after sexytime by throwing this dildo in the dishwasher (just don’t actually throw it)! Made of hand-blown icicle glass, this serpent-themed toy is made to play hard. Freeze it in the fridge for a cool sensation or heat it up i…

Katie Oldenburg / December 18, 2013
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