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“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 22: Vibratex Rabbit Pearl E

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Why We Love It: It’s the vibrator Charlotte fell in love with on “Sex and the City”! This is the elastomer version of the original Rabbit Pearl from SATC, which has a rotating shaft for your G-spot, shuffling pearls to arouse your opening and a vibrating rabbit for clit stimulation. Rabbits are a masturbation staple for the ladies! [$79.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

How To Handle That Moment When You Forget To Get Someone A Present

I Was A Macy's Elf
True Story: I Was A Macy's Christmas Elf And It Sucked
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Christmas Jammies Rap (Video)
Christmas Jammies Family Rap Video
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Flowchart: Should I Buy _______ A Present?
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7 Christmas Songs We Love
Best Christmas Music
We will never get sick of these 7 Christmas songs. Read More »

How’s this for a nightmare scenario: a friend is over and suddenly thrusts a beautifully-wrapped gift in your face and you had no idea she was expecting to exchange presents. Or your family agreed to just give presents to the children this year, but your showoff-y sister just arrived with handmade DIY presents for everybody. Quick, it’s time to take a peek around the house for last-minute things you can re-gift! Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 21: Wildbunny Premium Lovekit

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Why We Love It: It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your somebunny special (see what we did there?). This little kit includes a personal mini massager, a Screaming O vibrating ring, three One® condoms and three Wet® personal lubricant packs. So if you’re traveling for the holidays, you have no excuse not to get it on. [$24.99, Bunnyjuice] Keep reading »

How To Avoid Becoming A Grinch This Holiday Season

7 Christmas Songs We Love
Best Christmas Music
We will never get sick of these 7 Christmas songs. Read More »
Holiday Pie Chart
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Annoying Holiday Questions
17 Totally Acceptable Ways To Respond To Annoying Holiday Questions
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loooove the holidays. But that doesn’t make the lead-up any less of a bitch. The older I get, the more I find how unforgiving this season can be. When I was a little girl, I never understood why some of the grown-ups in my life seemed to dread it so much.

An English professor once told me that the biggest theme of my life is trying to resist disillusionment even though the world makes no effort to hide what an ugly, unfair place it can be. Call me melodramatic, but is there any better way to describe the typical struggle we face when it comes to getting through the holidays? On the surface, it’s a happy, cheerful time of year. We want to enjoy it, but on the other hand, it’s pretty damn treacherous. Spending time in close quarters with family members that you only see once a year is stressful. So is the pressure to pick out the perfect gifts, to be a great hostess, and to somehow make your bank account survive it all. Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 20: LELO Ida Rotating Couples Massager

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Why We Love It: You’ve seen couples massagers that vibrate, but have you ever seen one that also rotates? Nope. That’s because this is the first remote-controlled one to combine the two. She wears it during sex, and the shaft rotates and vibrates within, causing out-of-this-world sensations for both. [$199, LELO] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 19: (Win This!) G-Vibe Noir Limited Edition

Day 19 Win a Vibrator

Why We Love It: Okay, this is quite possibly the most versatile sex toy ever. This vibrator opens up inside the vagina, causing stimulation on both the G-spot and the opposite vaginal wall. The wider the vagina, the wider the stimulator’s tips spread off due to the silicone’s elasticity. Its two tips allow it to function as a dual internal and external vibe, as an anal/vaginal vibe, a clitoral vibe and even a ball cradler or nipple stimulator. The possibilities are endless. [I own this one, you guys. Two thumbs up! -- Amelia] [$119.99, G-vibe Noir Limited Edition via Fun Toys] Keep reading »

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