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Give Guide: Why I’m Sponsoring A Child From Kenya This Christmas

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Despite the fact that Christmas is supposed to be a time filled with cheer and merriment, more often than not, the holidays are stressful. It’s exhausting, expensive, cold, and not enough eggnog in the world will make you feel better about the hundreds of bucks you spent on presents for your co-worker’s baby, kids’ teachers and various family members.

So this year, when my mom asked for bath beads, candles and pajamas (like she does every year), I threw out her Christmas list and decided to go rogue. Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 23: Sqweel 2

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Why We Love It: Because sometimes you just need some really good oral sex— and this is a toy for both men and women! Ten velvety-soft silicone “tongues” move in a rapid flicker that mimic oral sex for use on your clit, nipples, anus, perineum, balls or penis. It may look a little frightening, but trust us … don’t judge a book by it’s cover. It barely makes a sound and is also splash proof, in case you want a shower buddy. [$59, Babeland] Keep reading »

Doin’ It In Your Childhood Bedroom Is What The Holidays Are All About (Apparently)

Doin' It In Your Childhood Bedroom Is What The Holidays Are All About
"Let's do it in my twin bed!"

This music video from last night’s Christmas episode of “Saturday Night Live,” featuring all of the female cast members singing about bring their boyfriends home for Christmas and getting it on in their childhood bedrooms, definitely cracked me up. But it also brought out my holiday blues. Because I don’t have a boyfriend to bring home for the holidays. And I don’t actually have a home to go back to either, because my parents divorced, the house I grew up in was sold, and my mom lives in a tiny apartment in Brooklyn. That means no childhood bedroom with a twin bed to fuck in with any future boyfriends either. So yeah, I’m laughing, but I’m also feeling pouty about not being able to participate in this holiday ritual. Sigh. It’ll pass.

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 22: Vibratex Rabbit Pearl E

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Why We Love It: It’s the vibrator Charlotte fell in love with on “Sex and the City”! This is the elastomer version of the original Rabbit Pearl from SATC, which has a rotating shaft for your G-spot, shuffling pearls to arouse your opening and a vibrating rabbit for clit stimulation. Rabbits are a masturbation staple for the ladies! [$79.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »

How To Handle That Moment When You Forget To Get Someone A Present

I Was A Macy's Elf
True Story: I Was A Macy's Christmas Elf And It Sucked
... and it sucked. Read More »
Christmas Jammies Rap (Video)
Christmas Jammies Family Rap Video
This family takes their Christmas PJ's seriously. Read More »
Gifting Flowchart
Flowchart: Should I Buy _______ A Present?
Here's some help figuring out who you need to buy presents. Read More »
7 Christmas Songs We Love
Best Christmas Music
We will never get sick of these 7 Christmas songs. Read More »

How’s this for a nightmare scenario: a friend is over and suddenly thrusts a beautifully-wrapped gift in your face and you had no idea she was expecting to exchange presents. Or your family agreed to just give presents to the children this year, but your showoff-y sister just arrived with handmade DIY presents for everybody. Quick, it’s time to take a peek around the house for last-minute things you can re-gift! Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 21: Wildbunny Premium Lovekit

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Why We Love It: It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your somebunny special (see what we did there?). This little kit includes a personal mini massager, a Screaming O vibrating ring, three One® condoms and three Wet® personal lubricant packs. So if you’re traveling for the holidays, you have no excuse not to get it on. [$24.99, Bunnyjuice] Keep reading »

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