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Gift Guide: For The Person Who’s Always Cold

No matter who you are and where you live, you’re bound to know someone who’s always cold. You know… that person who wears wool sweaters in 80-degree weather, whose hands and lips turn blue when there’s a slight spring breeze. It’s time to help them with their struggle. We’ve compiled a list of cozy and warm items to gift your chronically freezing friend. Check ‘em out.

Gift Guide: 15 Gifts For The Feminist You’re Fond Of

What to get the exhausted feminist in your life? Something practical, something to make them laugh, something to tell catcallers where they can shove it? Click through for ideas!

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Gift Guide: For The Recently Dumped

Break-ups are tough enough as it is, but a heartbreak during the holiday season is particularly excruciating. Nobody wants to be surrounded by gushy holiday cheer bullshit when their heart is torn in two. Here’s what to buy for that fantastic, talented, loving, newly single friend of yours who deserves way better than her ex anyway.

Watch The Lowell, Michigan, Police Get Into The Holiday Spirit

I Would Probably Cry With Relief, Personally...

Hooray, more holiday cheer! A set of boobs other than Sara X’s has been getting into the Christmas spirit: The Lowell, Michigan Police Department. I KID. They seem very nice and not at all boob-ish.

Lowell police officers started wearing body cameras on dispatches last October, and have since seen public complaints about the police decrease. This December, though, they came up with a new use for the cameras: Recording themselves on dispatches, giving Lowell residents exactly the presents they wanted for Christmas. Nearby officers were listening in on the dispatches, waiting for the residents to say what they still had to get for Christmas, then bought those items and ran them out to the cruiser. Keep reading »

Holiday Estrangements: On Being Motherless By Choice At Christmas

Holiday Estrangements: On Being Motherless By Choice At Christmas

Like many American families who celebrate Christmas, mine does it in a pretty secular way. The more observant among us attend services to mark the holiday, but the magnet that pulls our scattered members across the country to one point in the Midwest is, I think, the same as what brings you and yours together on your special occasions. Togetherness. Kinship. Love — however mixed up with less-exalted emotions — of family.

This gets a little complicated when, like me, you’ve publicly stated you may never speak to your mother again. Keep reading »

Jingle Boobs: Boob Twerker Sara X Has More Holiday Spirit In One Pectoral Than You Have In Your Entire Body

Merry Boobmas!

OOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGG can I marry Sara X. Beyond the fact that her boobs are fabulously talented, it’s the facial expressions in this video that get me. It’s too cute. I just can’t even. Sara X’s face and boobs are bringing the holiday cheer hardcore in this video. I am at a loss for words. Merry Boobmas, everyone. [h/t Jezebel]

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