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“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 21: Wildbunny Premium Lovekit

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Why We Love It: It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your somebunny special (see what we did there?). This little kit includes a personal mini massager, a Screaming O vibrating ring, three One® condoms and three Wet® personal lubricant packs. So if you’re traveling for the holidays, you have no excuse not to get it on. [$24.99, Bunnyjuice] Keep reading »

How To Avoid Becoming A Grinch This Holiday Season

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loooove the holidays. But that doesn’t make the lead-up any less of a bitch. The older I get, the more I find how unforgiving this season can be. When I was a little girl, I never understood why some of the grown-ups in my life seemed to dread it so much.

An English professor once told me that the biggest theme of my life is trying to resist disillusionment even though the world makes no effort to hide what an ugly, unfair place it can be. Call me melodramatic, but is there any better way to describe the typical struggle we face when it comes to getting through the holidays? On the surface, it’s a happy, cheerful time of year. We want to enjoy it, but on the other hand, it’s pretty damn treacherous. Spending time in close quarters with family members that you only see once a year is stressful. So is the pressure to pick out the perfect gifts, to be a great hostess, and to somehow make your bank account survive it all. Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 20: LELO Ida Rotating Couples Massager

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Why We Love It: You’ve seen couples massagers that vibrate, but have you ever seen one that also rotates? Nope. That’s because this is the first remote-controlled one to combine the two. She wears it during sex, and the shaft rotates and vibrates within, causing out-of-this-world sensations for both. [$199, LELO] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 19: (Win This!) G-Vibe Noir Limited Edition

Day 19 Win a Vibrator

Why We Love It: Okay, this is quite possibly the most versatile sex toy ever. This vibrator opens up inside the vagina, causing stimulation on both the G-spot and the opposite vaginal wall. The wider the vagina, the wider the stimulator’s tips spread off due to the silicone’s elasticity. Its two tips allow it to function as a dual internal and external vibe, as an anal/vaginal vibe, a clitoral vibe and even a ball cradler or nipple stimulator. The possibilities are endless. [I own this one, you guys. Two thumbs up! -- Amelia] [$119.99, G-vibe Noir Limited Edition via Fun Toys] Keep reading »

25 Totally Free, Realistic & Non-Cheesy Ways To Give This Holiday Season

25 Totally Free, Realistic And Non-Cheesy Ways To Give This Holiday Season

People are always talking about how the holidays are a time for giving and blah, blah, blah. But what if you’re broke? Or too up to your ears in family stress to think about anything else? It’s OK, you can still give without engaging in heavy consumerism or abandoning your Christmas plans to volunteer at a soup kitchen (although that is a wonderful and generous thing to do). And don’t worry, we’re not going to suggest that you to smile at a stranger or bring your neighbor homemade, chicken noodle soup in a plaid thermos. This is real life, not a Folgers commercial. We know it’s not feasible to slave away over a crockpot during work hours, but it is totally possible to ask your co-worker if they want you to grab them lunch while you’re out — ask them for money, of course; we promised these things would be free! Here are 25 little ways to give this holiday season that cost nothing and might leave you feeling warm and fuzzy… Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 18: Icicles #24 Hand Blown Glass Massager

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Why We Love It: I love an easy cleanup, and you can tidy up after sexytime by throwing this dildo in the dishwasher (just don’t actually throw it)! Made of hand-blown icicle glass, this serpent-themed toy is made to play hard. Freeze it in the fridge for a cool sensation or heat it up in the microwave for warm pleasure. [$49.99, Adult Vibe Toys] Keep reading »

Dating Don’ts: How To Be Single During The Holidays

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Dating Don'ts: How To Be Single During The Holidays

Theres something about twinkly lights and snowflakes falling on a hushed street that can send even the most confident woman into a free-fall, scrambling for the nearest warm body to spend the holidays with. This time of year lends itself nicely to reflection, to family, to untold amounts of love and cheer and wassailing, but can also very easily be horribly, awfully depressing. If you find yourself pushing through throngs of rosy-cheeked, hand holding couples stopping to kiss under every available sprig of mistletoe, don’t despair. Don’t get mired in the “woe-is-me-I-need-a-man” blues.This is a time for reflection, but it’s also the best present the universe could ever give you — built in downtime, for you to think about what you want and how you want it. Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 17: (Win This!) Duke Vibrating Prostate Stimulator

Day 17 Prostate Stimulator

Why We Love It: Since women can have multiple orgasms, the Duke Vibrating Prostate Stimulator is the closest thing to evening the score with the fellas. It’s the first rechargeable, vibrating prostate stimulator for men (we’ve seen), guaranteeing more intense orgasms. With 8 vibration speeds and 3 pulsation patterns, it’s bound to blow his mind (and probably his load). Can you say “stocking stuffer”? [$99, Babeland] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 16: Fashionistas Black Glass Small Bunny Tail

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Why We Love It: Playful, sexy butt plugs are hard to come by— but not literally. This particular plug, made of glass with stylish detailing, slides in easily to activate muscles and nerves for serious anal stimulation. Just slide your plug in place and consider your fluffy, bushy tail your mating call. [$59.95,  Adam & Eve] Keep reading »

“25 Days Of Sexmas” Day 15: LELO Sensua Suede Red Whip

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Why We Love It: Equal parts sexy and sinful, this whip let’s you unleash your inner bad girl (or boy) in the bedroom. Suede tassels give the sting a sensual feel, and dare we say it? It’s rather pretty. [$42.99, Romantic Depot] Keep reading »

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