14 Valentine’s Day Cards That Say What You Really Mean
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Gets you a card, too!
A couple rewrote “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” to sound less like a rape scene
All the joy of a Christmastime classic, minus the nasty feeling of supporting rape culture.
Beyoncé’s holiday collection is as flawless as you’d expect
And it’s punny, too.
These Easter Pinterest Fails Are Somewhat Terrifying
Easter usually means adorable bunnies, cute chicks, and fun pastel colors. Pinterest makes it look like the greatest holiday of all time, but in reality, these projects are not for…
PSA: Valentine’s Day Isn’t Real
Valentine’s Day, a creation of the Hallmark industrial complex, is not real. Conversation hearts and boxes of waxy chocolate that serve as placeholders for the actual work of a relationship…
Happy International Sweatpants Day AND #SquirrelAppreciationDay AND National Hug Day!
Have you hugged a squirrel wearing sweatpants today?
What To Do With The X-Mas Gifts You Hate
After the holidays, the season of giving quickly turns into the season of returning. It’s okay if you don’t love every gift you got this year. And if there are…
A Dedication To The Purgatory Between Christmas And New Year’s
Between the 26th and the 31st I feel allowed to be nameless in a way that escapes the rest of the year.
Why Men Scientifically Love Christmas Way More Than Women Do
There’s no other time like the holidays to examine your life and how lucky you are to be surrounded by friends and family. While you’re at…
Science Explains Importance of Rudolph’s Red Nose
They may not have sorted out how Santa’s reindeer can fly, but scientists say there is an optical explanation for just how beneficial it is that Rudolph’s nose burns red…
People Are Posting The Hilarious Beds They’re Sleeping In While Home For The Holidays
Maybe you’ve decked your dorm room out with Christmas lights and a Bob Marley poster, but there’s a good chance that your childhood bedroom has remained reletively untouched. It’s almost…
9 Types Of People Who Seriously Struggle During The Holidays
Are YOU one of them?
Let’s face it: The holidays are a time of sadness, anger, grief, and frustration for a lot of people. Not everyone enjoys them or…