Kanye thinks his fashion swagger is so great he can style Barack Obama. [Bossip]

An Orlando woman is accused of biting her husband’s ding-a-ling. OUCH! [TheLedger.com]

About half of men cheat when they’re “happy” or “very happy” in their current relationship, according to a survey. [Your Tango]

Making new traditions with your significant other is part of the excitement of building a life together, especially during the holidays. [Dear Sugar]

Try a little moderation this Christmas, so you don’t beat yourself up for consuming way too many calories. [College Candy]

In about two weeks, I’ll go home to Ohio for Christmas. In addition to the usual traditions—stockings on the mantel, Christmas Eve dinner with all my cousins, monkey bread for breakfast on Christmas morning—my sisters, cousins, and I will watch National Lampoon’s “Christmas Vacation” with my grandmother, just as we do every year. It’s a strange tradition dating back at least 10 years, and it’s one of my favorites.

In the comments, tell us about your favorite holiday tradition!