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Gennifer Flowers: Sex, Lies, and Audio Tapes

Gennifer Flowers, the self-proclaimed “charismatic actress, comedienne, and singer,” is better known for her recordings of President Clinton. The pair allegedly had a 12-year affair that was exposed during his 1992 Presidential campaign. Memorably, Flowers called a press conference to play taped phone conversations in which they called each other “honey.” While Flowers claims she was offered millions of dollars for the tapes in the 90’s, she’s been holding out for 16 years for even more money. Either she’s the world’s worst businesswoman or she’s still gunning for Slick Willie. Flowers told The Las Vegas Review Journal that her auction has nothing to do with the primaries, saying, “I don’t need to hurt Hillary. She is doing a fine job of that herself, along with her idiot husband. Karma is an interesting thing. If these two don’t get elected, and they are a team, it will be karma coming back to visit them. It’s about time.” Keep reading »

Hillary Clinton: Fashion Victim

Hillary Clinton is trying to become the first female president, fighting her way for a sacred slot every young girl has dreamed about. Yet there’s been an appalling glut of woman on woman crime in the media. The way some female journalists are responding, you’d think Hillary is running for America’s Next Top Model.

Vogue’s reigning diva, Anna Wintour, has lashed out in her latest “Letter from the Editor”, filling it with fashion advice for Hillary as retaliation for her refusal to do a photo spread for the magazine. Clinton had been featured in the publication before, both as a First Lady and then again when she became a Senator, but this time Hillary declined because she is afraid of looking “too glamorous” or “elitist” to voters. We’ll set Wintour straight, after the jump… Keep reading »

Bill Clinton Says He “Kind of Liked To See Barack And Hillary Fight”

Bill Clinton, distinguished former president, author, lawyer, oral sex aficionado, and humanitarian, has now become a fight promoter. While addressing a church crowd in Greenville, S.C., the potential first First Man suggested that he “kind of liked to see Barack and Hillary fight.” Whoa there tiger! As if the verbal mud slinging hasn’t been graphic enough, Bill seems to want his wife to literally mud wrestle a strapping black guy. Now that kind of smack down action would put the “raise” in fund-raising! So let’s fill up a kiddie pool and call it the next Democratic Debate. Bill Clinton still knows what the American people want! [The Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Hillary Heckler Harkens Back To 1955

At a recent campaign stop in New Hampshire a man heckled Senator Hillary Clinton saying, “Iron my shirt! Iron my shirt!” We love it when it’s hard to tell the difference between real life sexist pigs and satirical ones! Also, we’re pretty sure Clinton has someone who irons her shirts — hopefully a man! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

2007 Was One Interesting, Horny Year

Harry Potter got naked; Dumbledore came out. Kim Kardashian used her sex tape to become “famous”; A nobody pretended she was Meg White so somebody would watch her sex tape. Less attractive men slept with hot women; Hot women impregnated by less-attractive men decided to keep the babies. Presidential candidates paraded their trophy wives; Hillary Clinton displayed her cleavage. Ah, the memories. [Salon]
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What Does Fred Thompson Have Against Women?

We’re not political analysts or anything, but we’re going to take a wild guess and say that Republican Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson just lost a whole lot of potential votes. On Wednesday in Iowa, he said, “There is no woman on the horizon that ought to be president next year, let’s all agree on that.” Denouncing one woman would have been understandable – Hillary is the competition, after all, and sometimes you need to badmouth your opponents. But he didn’t even mention Hillary! Sure, she’s the only female with a fighting chance, but he kind of makes it seem like no woman will win, not next year, not ever. Fred, dear, it’s never wise to put down the group that makes up more than half of the U.S. electorate. [KGAN] Keep reading »

Poll: Marry, Screw, Or Stab On The Campaign Trail