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Well, This Is One Way To Confirm You’re Dating…

Model Cara Delevigne has confirmed the rumors that she’s moved on from ex-girlfriend Michelle Rodriguez with actor Jack O’Connell in the most subtle way possible — posting a photo of his neck covered in hickies to Instagram. Are hickies back? Is this something adults are doing these days? Should I be practicing my suckling technique? [Dlisted]

13 Celebrities With Hickies

Homewrecker Kim
Amber Rose called Kim Kardashian a homewrecker in an interview. Read More »

Uh oh. Kim Kardashian was spotted with a hickey on her neck after doing the walk of shame from Kanye West’s apartment. This can only mean one thing: Kanye has no technique. Come on now, every man (and woman) over the age of 14 knows how not to Hoover a neck. Unless Kim wanted her neck Hoovered as way flaunt her new romance. The plot thickens. I feel like I’m in middle school again. Click through to see some more celebs who went out in public with love bites. [Hollywood Life]

Doin’ It With Dr. V: Love Hurts & Sex Bruises

This week I got a letter from a lady who is learning that love may hurt, but sex can leave a bruise: “I met a guy who’s shaping up to be pretty awesome. Except, he squeezed my boobs so hard the other night that i woke up the next morning with black and blue bruises from where his fingers were. Needless to say, next time I see him, we’ll be having a little chit-chat. Or will we? Because when I look in the mirror instead of thinking, ‘Ew, those nasty marks are GROSS!’, my thought process is more along the lines of, ‘Hell yeah, I got some last night!’ I generally have the same reaction when I get hickeys, even if it’s a pain to cover them up and they look horrendous. Is it strange to take pleasure in getting sex scars?”

Yeah! You got some! [Insert victory dance here.] Meanwhile, I was just watching “Project Runway.”

Anyway, I once was in love with a biter. One night, he chomped down on my nips so hard I couldn’t wear a bra for two days. It hurt so good that I’m not even embarrassed to say I like the John Mellencamp song of the same name! No need to be disgusted by yourself. Maybe you’re just discovering that you’re into S&M like a lot of peeps, including yours truly. Psst, I’m an easy bruiser too.

Battle wounds are cool, and love marks are a source of pride — that is, unless they embarrass you at the office. Here’s how I cover ‘em up to save corporate face… Keep reading »

Love Hurts: How To Heal Love’s Most Pesky Wounds

The morning after a recent tryst, I was mortified to find two giant purple hickies on my neck. Even more painful: I limped through the rest of the weekend because we had gotten a little (ahem) enthusiastic in the sack. Determined to avoid more bedroom battle-scars, I turned to science to find out how to get off without getting injured. My tricks, after the jump… Keep reading »

Crave: Phoney Hickies

Catherine took this picture with her camera phone this weekend and sent it to me. Fake hickey tattoos! Sadly, she didn’t buy them. I forgave her once she found the website where you can order them online — my Lindsay Lohan Halloween costume is almost complete. [Fortune3.com] Keep reading »

The Nookie Know-It-All: Love Bites

I’m having a problem with hickeys, and I was wondering if you could tell me how to get rid of them—fast. — Bruisey, Providence, RI

Are you dating a 12-year-old? Do people STILL give hickeys? I’ll stop sounding like a grandma…but one more thing: If you want to get rid of them so fast, why are you letting someone give them in the first place? As soon as you feel Dracula heading for your neck, get out the garlic and tell him to lay off! If that doesn’t work, try this two-part method the next time you get a neck gift:

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