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  • Alana Thompson from “Here Comes Honey Boo” is seizing upon her 700,000 to be the best damn Girl Scout ever. This will be a shipping nightmare, yet I’m relieved Honey Boo Boo does something normal like the Scouts. [New York Daily News]
  • January Jones says that eating her placenta helped her avoid post-partum depression. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Check out a first pic of Nicole Kidman as Grace Of Monaco. Isn’t she the spitting image? [Guardian UK]
  • Roll eyes: Joan Rivers called Adele a “cow.” Unacceptable. [Jezebel]
  • Zoe Saldana has responded to the backlash over her role as Nina Simone, given how she is more lighter-skinned than the iconic singer. [ONTD] Keep reading »

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: A Mega Multi-Meal Thanksgiving

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This episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo” made me realize that I’ve been celebrating Thanksgiving wrong all these years. I’ve never made a Junecrow to scare the gnats away or ate Billy Bob mega multi-meal style or worn a fuzzy turkey hat or used the wishbone as a toothpick. What have I been doing with my life? Thanksgiving Boo Boo-style, after the jump. Keep reading »

Brad Paisley Records A New “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Theme

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Praise Jeebus, cute little country nugget Brad Paisley has done us a favor and recorded a new, country-fied “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” theme song. Because I have never listened to country music, I’m a bit unaware about this Paisley fellow, but he seems like one of us?

Let’s Get That Secret “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Clip, Shall We?

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Admit it, despite your Grizzly Bear records and your taste for artisanal cheeses, you friggin’ love “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Mama June and Alana and Uncle Poodle are seriously addictive, and we are so glad there’s a new season of the show on right now. But TLC, being the little buggers they are, aren’t giving up all the goods — they’ve got a clip from the show under lock and key, and they won’t release it unless the Twitter hashtag #booboosback becomes a thing. Once the container of cheeseballs is filled up, the clip will unlock. You want more Alana, Pumpkin and Chubbs, right? So what are you waiting for — get on ye olde Twitter and work that hashtag magic. [TLC]

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”: Time To Get Your Scare On

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"The Fart Ghost farts mayonnaise!"

Gather ’round children and let me tell you a ghost story that will scare the ooo out of you. It’s about the Fart Ghost — a ghost that you smell before it scares you and it likes scaring people really bad. Sometimes the Fart Ghost farts … mayonnaise. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh yes, the return of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was a scary one because it’s Halloween in McIntyre. So, we get to go deep into the Boo Boo’s psyches and find out what scares the ooo out of them (mayonnaise, frogs, ghost stories, getting pumpkins stuck on their heads) and how much they like candy. A GODDAMN LOT. Since we’re sharing here, my biggest fear is finding out that Mama June and I are actually the same person, which I’m starting to fear we are. We are the SAME AGE (still not over that), like to talk about farts and have a crippling fear of mayonnaise, or as Pumpkin calls it, “marannaise.” Holy crap. Some of my favorite frightening moments from the premiere after the jump. Keep reading »

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Is Back With Life Lessons About Mayonnaise

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Yuck, Marannaise!

I have something to live for again. “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is returning this Sunday. If this preview is any indication, the second season should be just as happy-making as the first. Mama June reveals her fear of mayonnaise. (It looks like June and I have something else in common besides our age! I’m also a mayonnaise-o-phobe!) She says she had a babysitter growing up who made her eat mayonnaise sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner. VOM. I feel the visceral pain of that. In the video above, Chubbs tries to school Mama on the virtues of mayonnaise. “It’s just like ketchup, but it’s white.”  But Chubbs doesn’t eat it because she’s a vegetarian, to which Pumpkin replies: “Marannaise does not have meat in it. You cannot be a vegetarian because of marannaise … Marannaise is something you put on a sammich.”  God, I missed Pumpkin. Meanwhile, Honey Boo Boo scoops marannaise into a giant bowl, inducing a panic attack in June. [Us Weekly]

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