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Mama June’s Tip On How To Be More “Beautimous”

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“You don’t have to do a lot of makeup or whatever. Just take care of yourself, take pride in how you look. There are some days I look homely like hell, but beautimous comes within yourself and if you’re happy with yourself, that’s all that matters.”

– I’ll admit that Mama June from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” would not be the first person I’d expect to dole out a great beauty tip. I mean, this is a woman who has neck crust. But I can admit when I am wrong! Mama June’s tip to a viewer on a recent Facebook live-chat on how to be “extra beautimous” is actually balls-on correct. You’ll never read this in Allure magazine, but a pretty face or slim physique mean nothing — nothing — if you aren’t happy with yourself. Beautimousness does come from within! [TLC]

Honey Boo Boo Is Selling Girl Scout Cookies Over Facebook

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  • Alana Thompson from “Here Comes Honey Boo” is seizing upon her 700,000 to be the best damn Girl Scout ever. This will be a shipping nightmare, yet I’m relieved Honey Boo Boo does something normal like the Scouts. [New York Daily News]
  • January Jones says that eating her placenta helped her avoid post-partum depression. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Check out a first pic of Nicole Kidman as Grace Of Monaco. Isn’t she the spitting image? [Guardian UK]
  • Roll eyes: Joan Rivers called Adele a “cow.” Unacceptable. [Jezebel]
  • Zoe Saldana has responded to the backlash over her role as Nina Simone, given how she is more lighter-skinned than the iconic singer. [ONTD] Keep reading »

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: A Mega Multi-Meal Thanksgiving

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This episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo” made me realize that I’ve been celebrating Thanksgiving wrong all these years. I’ve never made a Junecrow to scare the gnats away or ate Billy Bob mega multi-meal style or worn a fuzzy turkey hat or used the wishbone as a toothpick. What have I been doing with my life? Thanksgiving Boo Boo-style, after the jump. Keep reading »

Brad Paisley Records A New “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Theme

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Praise Jeebus, cute little country nugget Brad Paisley has done us a favor and recorded a new, country-fied “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” theme song. Because I have never listened to country music, I’m a bit unaware about this Paisley fellow, but he seems like one of us?

Let’s Get That Secret “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Clip, Shall We?

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Admit it, despite your Grizzly Bear records and your taste for artisanal cheeses, you friggin’ love “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Mama June and Alana and Uncle Poodle are seriously addictive, and we are so glad there’s a new season of the show on right now. But TLC, being the little buggers they are, aren’t giving up all the goods — they’ve got a clip from the show under lock and key, and they won’t release it unless the Twitter hashtag #booboosback becomes a thing. Once the container of cheeseballs is filled up, the clip will unlock. You want more Alana, Pumpkin and Chubbs, right? So what are you waiting for — get on ye olde Twitter and work that hashtag magic. [TLC]

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”: Time To Get Your Scare On

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"The Fart Ghost farts mayonnaise!"

Gather ’round children and let me tell you a ghost story that will scare the ooo out of you. It’s about the Fart Ghost — a ghost that you smell before it scares you and it likes scaring people really bad. Sometimes the Fart Ghost farts … mayonnaise. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh yes, the return of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was a scary one because it’s Halloween in McIntyre. So, we get to go deep into the Boo Boo’s psyches and find out what scares the ooo out of them (mayonnaise, frogs, ghost stories, getting pumpkins stuck on their heads) and how much they like candy. A GODDAMN LOT. Since we’re sharing here, my biggest fear is finding out that Mama June and I are actually the same person, which I’m starting to fear we are. We are the SAME AGE (still not over that), like to talk about farts and have a crippling fear of mayonnaise, or as Pumpkin calls it, “marannaise.” Holy crap. Some of my favorite frightening moments from the premiere after the jump. Keep reading »

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