Posts tagged "here comes honey boo boo"

Mama June’s Child Molester Boyfriend Abused Daughter Anna In Front Of Sister

Radar Online has obtained the court documents explaining in disturbing detail the sexual abuse allegations against Mark McDaniel, the one-time (and possibly current) boyfriend of Mama June Shannon from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” According to the documents, McDaniel molested Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell multiples times in 2002, including once in front of her then-three-year-old…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 29, 2014

June Shannon’s Daughter Chickadee Claims She Was The 8-Year-Old Victim Of Her Mom’s Child Molester Boyfriend

Well, this is deeply upsetting. Anna Shannon Cardwell, aka Chickadee from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” is claiming she was the child molested by (Mama) June Shannon’s sex offender boyfriend, Mark McDaniel, when she was eight years old. “I believe she is seeing him and hanging around him,” Cardwell told Radar Online. “I’m hurt.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 27, 2014

Mama June Denies She’s Dating A Sex Offender, TLC Cancels “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Anyway

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”‘s Mama June is denying reports that she is dating a convicted sex offender. Yesterday, rumors swirled that June Shannon, 35 (y’all SHE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING AGE), was dating Mark McDaniel, 53, who was convicted of aggravated child molestation and imprisoned in June 2004. TLC issued a statement saying, “We…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 24, 2014

Love Is Dead: Mama June & Sugar Bear Split!

While it looks like all is well for Jay Z and Beyonce (PHEW!), another beloved American couple is on the rocks, threatening to destroy my faith in everlasting love. According to TMZ, Mama June and Sugar Bear from TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” and parents to its star pageant queen Alana, are headed for…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 19, 2014

The Female Body According To Mama June

You can hear Mama June use her very original euphemisms as she gives the girls a talk about the birds and the bees on tonight’s season premiere of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” If it’s unclear, the fruit loop is part of the biscuit, which is a part of the woman’s “privatal area.” It’s called…

Ami Angelowicz / January 16, 2014

For The Win: The Boo Boos Kept Up With The Kardashians For Halloween

Behold the Thompson family’s genius Halloween costume idea. In case you need help identifying them all: Honey Boo Boo was Kris Jenner, Mama June channeled Kim, Sugar Bear transformed into Bruce Jenner (and managed to look more manly), Anna did her best Kourtney, Jessica killed it as Khloe, Pumpkin slayed Scott Disick, baby Kaitlyn became…

Ami Angelowicz / November 1, 2013

Of Course Mama June Shaves Her Face

In “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” land, mother/daughter bonding consists of teaching your daughter how to shave your face before painting up the old barn. Because hey, Alana might as well practice getting rid of “turkey neck” hair, which will be sprouting on her face soon enough. In a clip from tonight’s episode, we see…

Ami Angelowicz / September 11, 2013

Awww, It’s Honey Boo Boo’s First Drag Show

It was only a matter of time until Alana Thompson better known as Honey Boo Boo was initiated into the world of drag. It’s a natural fit for a fierce 7-year-old who already has a stage name, wears hairpieces and knows how to read a bitch like a pro. TMZ reports that Uncle Poodle and…

Ami Angelowicz / August 23, 2013

Here Comes The Bride … I Think

Mama June painted her old barn, wiggled her vajiggle jaggle into a beautimous, camouflage gown and tucked her forklift foot into some bedazzled sneakers for a ceremony of some sort this weekend. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say she and Sugar Bear got hitched. But they don’t normally have bouncy houses and serve…

Ami Angelowicz / May 6, 2013

Mama June’s Tip On How To Be More “Beautimous”

“You don’t have to do a lot of makeup or whatever. Just take care of yourself, take pride in how you look. There are some days I look homely like hell, but beautimous comes within yourself and if you’re happy with yourself, that’s all that matters.”
– I’ll admit that Mama June from “Here Come…

Jessica Wakeman / March 18, 2013

Honey Boo Boo Is Selling Girl Scout Cookies Over Facebook

Alana Thompson from “Here Comes Honey Boo” is seizing upon her 700,000 to be the best damn Girl Scout ever. This will be a shipping nightmare, yet I’m relieved Honey Boo Boo does something normal like the Scouts. [New York Daily News]
January Jones says that eating her placenta helped her avoid post-partum…

Jessica Wakeman / February 28, 2013

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Recap: A Mega Multi-Meal Thanksgiving

This episode of “Here Comes Honey Boo” made me realize that I’ve been celebrating Thanksgiving wrong all these years. I’ve never made a Junecrow to scare the gnats away or ate Billy Bob mega multi-meal style or worn a fuzzy turkey hat or used the wishbone as a toothpick. What have I been doing with…

Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2013

Brad Paisley Records A New “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Theme

Praise Jeebus, cute little country nugget Brad Paisley has done us a favor and recorded a new, country-fied “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” theme song. Because I have never listened to country music, I’m a bit unaware about this Paisley fellow, but he seems like one of us?

Julie Gerstein / January 11, 2013

Let’s Get That Secret “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Clip, Shall We?

Admit it, despite your Grizzly Bear records and your taste for artisanal cheeses, you friggin’ love “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” Mama June and Alana and Uncle Poodle are seriously addictive, and we are so glad there’s a new season of the show on right now. But TLC, being the little buggers they are, aren’t…

Julie Gerstein / January 8, 2013

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”: Time To Get Your Scare On

Gather ’round children and let me tell you a ghost story that will scare the ooo out of you. It’s about the Fart Ghost — a ghost that you smell before it scares you and it likes scaring people really bad. Sometimes the Fart Ghost farts … mayonnaise. BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh yes, the retur…

Ami Angelowicz / January 8, 2013

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Is Back With Life Lessons About Mayonnaise

I have something to live for again. “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is returning this Sunday. If this preview is any indication, the second season should be just as happy-making as the first. Mama June reveals her fear of mayonnaise. (It looks like June and I have something else in common besides our age! I’m…

Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2013

Here Comes Hillbilly Porn

It’s official. The phenomenon which is “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” has infiltrated every last crevice of our psyche. Including our sex lives. Boo Boo and other “redneck” reality shows like “Duck Dynasty,” “Bayou Billionaires” and “Swamp People” are causing an obsession with “hillbilly porn.” Adult website Gamelink.com confirms that there has been a 250…

Ami Angelowicz / December 18, 2012

Merry Christmas From The Honey Boo Boo Family!

Alana, Mama June, Sugar Bear, Chickadee, Pumpkin, Chubbs, and Baby Kaitlyn recently sat down for this charming Christmas portrait at Smiley’s Flea Market & Yard Sale in Macon, GA. I’m really digging Alana’s green extensions — very festive! [WOW Report]…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 18, 2012

10 Things We Hope Will Happen When Barbara Walters Interviews Honey Boo Boo

We can always count on Barbara Walters to redneckognize greatness. On the short list of her”Most Fascinating People” of 2012 is 7-year-old Alana Thompson, better known as Honey Boo Boo. Walters called her reality show, “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” a loving story:
“The relationship between Alana and her mother — that’s the story,…

Ami Angelowicz / December 5, 2012
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