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Mama June’s Child Molester Boyfriend Abused Daughter Anna In Front Of Sister

  • Radar Online has obtained the court documents explaining in disturbing detail the sexual abuse allegations against Mark McDaniel, the one-time (and possibly current) boyfriend of Mama June Shannon from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” According to the documents, McDaniel molested Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell multiples times in 2002, including once in front of her then-three-year-old sister Lauren (aka Pumpkin). Horrifying. [Radar]
  • Meanwhile, Pumpkin got on Instagram and denied that her mother is back together with McDaniel. (How, then, does she explain a recent photo of McDaniel and Shannon together with little sister Alana?) She also accused Sugar Bear’s brother Uncle Poodle of selling stories to the tabloids. [Dlisted]
  • I wish Katie Holmes’ People cover story was going to be as juicy as the pull quote on the cover — “I DON’T HAVE ANY FEAR NOW” — implies, but alas, you know she ain’t dishing annnnnnyyyyy dirt about Scientology inside. I will not be tricked into buying this issue, People. No I will not! [People] Keep reading »

June Shannon’s Daughter Chickadee Claims She Was The 8-Year-Old Victim Of Her Mom’s Child Molester Boyfriend

  • Well, this is deeply upsetting. Anna Shannon Cardwell, aka Chickadee from “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” is claiming she was the child molested by (Mama) June Shannon’s sex offender boyfriend, Mark McDaniel, when she was eight years old. “I believe she is seeing him and hanging around him,” Cardwell told Radar Online. “I’m hurt. I think me and Mama’s relationship may well be over.” [NYMag.com]
  • Meanwhile, TMZ has photos of Mama June and her nine-year-old daughter Alana hanging out with McDaniel just last month. WHAT. THE. FUCK. [TMZ]
  • Walmart has an entire section of Halloween costumes just for “fat girls.” [Jezebel]
  • Remember that fire that occurred at actress Ashley Greene’s house last year, which killed her sweet dog? Apparently a crack pipe was found on the premises. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Mama June Denies She’s Dating A Sex Offender, TLC Cancels “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Anyway

  • “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”‘s Mama June is denying reports that she is dating a convicted sex offender. Yesterday, rumors swirled that June Shannon, 35 (y’all SHE IS MY MOTHERFUCKING AGE), was dating Mark McDaniel, 53, who was convicted of aggravated child molestation and imprisoned in June 2004. TLC issued a statement saying, “We are very concerned about this new information and are reassessing the future of the series.” But June has posted a denial on her Facebook, writing: It isnt true i promise,” she writes. “My kids r #1 priority over anything else and I would never put them in danger period over this or anything else they r my life this is my past I left him 10 yrs ago for it and I wouldn’t go back.” [People]
  • Sadly — or maybe not, as I don’t even watch that show anymore — TLC has decided to cancel “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan tweeted a topless selfie, so click if that’s what amps you up. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Love Is Dead: Mama June & Sugar Bear Split!

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Love Is Dead: Mama June & Sugar Bear Split!

While it looks like all is well for Jay Z and Beyonce (PHEW!), another beloved American couple is on the rocks, threatening to destroy my faith in everlasting love. According to TMZ, Mama June and Sugar Bear from TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” and parents to its star pageant queen Alana, are headed for divorce after June discovered Sugar Bear (real name: so what, who cares) cheating on her and kicked him to the curb. Apparently, June has repeatedly caught Sugar Bear trolling online dating sites, including Plenty O’ Fish where his profile handle is “Georgiafighter31054.” Though June and Sugar Bear never married, they had been together for years and Sugar Bear was a de facto father to June’s other children, Pumpkin, Chubbs and Chickadee. They also had a commitment ceremony last year, which was filmed for their TLC show. TMZ says June is over Sugar Bear’s trifling ways and plans on moving out and taking the kids with her. This is so disappointing. Wasn’t June’s biscuit enough for him? Did Sugar Bear stop seeing the beautimousness of her forklift foot? You know what, it’s Sugar Bear’s loss. June deserves someone who appreciates all the vajiggle jaggle she has to offer. [TMZ] [Photo: Splash News]

The Female Body According To Mama June

Mama June's Wedding
Mama June And Sugar Bear Got Hitched
June and Sugar Bear tied the knot! Read More »
Mama June Shaves
Mama June Shaving Her Neck
Of course she shaves her face. Read More »
Mama June's Tip
Mama June's secret to being beautimous. Read More »

You can hear Mama June use her very original euphemisms as she gives the girls a talk about the birds and the bees on tonight’s season premiere of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” If it’s unclear, the fruit loop is part of the biscuit, which is a part of the woman’s “privatal area.” It’s called a fruit loop because “guys go loopy over it.” Obviously. [People]

For The Win: The Boo Boos Kept Up With The Kardashians For Halloween

Behold the Thompson family’s genius Halloween costume idea. In case you need help identifying them all: Honey Boo Boo was Kris Jenner, Mama June channeled Kim, Sugar Bear transformed into Bruce Jenner (and managed to look more manly), Anna did her best Kourtney, Jessica killed it as Khloe, Pumpkin slayed Scott Disick, baby Kaitlyn became  Penelope Disick and Uncle Poodle rocked the Kanye costume (sans blackface).

“We decided to dress up like the Kardashians because everyone seems to compare our family to them. Now we’re just the redneck version,” explained Mama June. Well played, Boo Boos. [People]

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