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Lifelike Dolls Look So Real They’re Confused For Human Babies And It’s Super Creepy

However, there is indeed a creation more sinister than a human baby itself, and that is the creepy baby doll lookalikes who appear so realistic even the cops are creeped out. More »


These Parents Made Their Shitty Teenage Son Stay In A Tent, Because Teenagers Can Be Monsters

Teenagers are horrible monsters we let survive out of sheer fear and a tiny slice of empathy. More »


A Teeenager Had His Parasitic Twin Surgically Removed, And I Think We All Know Who’s The Mary-Kate Here

Whatever is going on in your life, it is highly unlikely to rival the gross reality of the teenager who had his twin’s fetus removed from his stomach earlier this week. More »


Uber Wants To Kill Surge Pricing, Which Is Good For You But Bad For Drivers

In a piece of news that leaves me feeling warm with excited relief, Uber wants to kill surge pricing. However, for the people making their livelihood driving for Uber, the reaction is quite different.

While surge-pricing – the act of increasing rates during popular times — has been the scourge of many Uber users,… More »


Women Are Now Contouring Their Legs, Because We Don’t Have Enough To Do Already

Yes, it’s exactly the same as face contouring, except this time you put makeup ALL OVER your legs to create the illusion of much thinner, shinier legs! More »


A Woman Murdered Her Husband And Made Him Into Doggie Treats

The details themselves are not funny or pretty, so proceed with caution. More »


A Man Built A Horrifying Robot That Looks Like Scarlett Johansson

The eery robotic clone of Johansson is able to respond to a programmed set of verbal prompts, as well as make lifelike facial expressions while she says things like, “Hehe, thank you for calling me beautiful!” More »


The Florida Senate Approved A Bill Defunding Planned Parenthood

Today, Florida legislators approved a bill that would defund Planned Parenthood and place new restrictions on abortion procedures. More »


Siri Is Real: A Full-Blown Female Robot May Be Coming To Your Workplace

Much of the focus with Nadine’s development is that she be an emotionally intelligent robot, well-versed in the ability to simulate humanness through story telling, laughter, game playing and listening. More »


Monopoly Is Getting Rid Of Cash And Bankers But Keeping The Economic Dread

In a move to modernize the game of Monopoly, Hasbro is exchanging its iconic Monopoly money for fake payment cards that players will use, much like debit or credit cards. Although this new contactless form of payment might more accurately portray the way we buy and sell property now, it completely drains the game of… More »


Watch This Man Find Himself In The Most Emotional Laundry Detergent Ever

The camera pans, we are all crying and now inspired to buy Ariel detergent and #sharetheload. More »


Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate. More »


Hell Is This Canadian ‘Vlogger’ Deep-Frying His Yeezy Boosts

My ears are still bleeding from his unnecessary yelling, the rapid whisking of the eggs in preparation to ruin expensiv shoes, and his admission that this is his first time deep-frying anything. More »


Wendy Williams Thinks Kesha Ruling Was Fair And Other Horrible Things

Unfortunately, not everyone thinks the Sony ruling was cruel.  In the case of Wendy Williams, all is fair and just and well in the case of Kesha and Dr. Luke. More »


Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations

It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall”  featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. More »


Exorcist Claims Beautiful Women Are More Likely To Be Possessed By Demons

Although he gave no clear reasons as to why he’s both observed and theorized that beautiful women are possessed at higher rates, he did reveal that the only ways to help prevent possession is prayer, avoiding revealing clothing, and consistent bathing. More »


My Ears Are Still Bleeding From This New ‘Bernie Bae’ Video

The singer and producer of this video, Leah Kauffman is previously known for My Box In A Box,the popular response to SNL’s “Dick In A Box,” as well as a similarly toned political video I’ve Got A Crush On Obama.More »


Bosses Can Now Harness Your Medical Data To Make Health Predictions

It could quickly turn into a threat of receiving less healthcare coverageor lesser job mobility, and few things exacerbate illness more than chronic dread and stress. More »


A 12-Year-Old Girl Is Living With An Actual Ant Colony In Her Head

In attempts at finding a cure, Darji’s family has even gone to Witch doctors, with equally unsuccessful results. She is currently under surveillance at an Ahmedabad medical unit. More »


Michigan Governor Orders Wife Diamond Strewn Cake While Flint Residents Wait In Line For Water

Further proof that Michigan Governor Rick Snyder is Satan incarnate:  the governor who’s proved his biggest strength is being an aggressively incompetent sociopath who turns a blind eye to the all the lives being affected by the lead-poisoned water in Flint, went the way of Marie Antoinette when he commissioned a cake for his wife’s… More »


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