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Uber Wants To Kill Surge Pricing, Which Is Good For You But Bad For Drivers

In a piece of news that leaves me feeling warm with excited relief, Uber wants to kill surge pricing. However, for the people making their livelihood driving for Uber, the reaction…

Bronwyn Isaac | May 3, 2016 - 3:05 pm

Women Are Now Contouring Their Legs, Because We Don’t Have Enough To Do Already

Yes, it’s exactly the same as face contouring, except this time you put makeup ALL OVER your legs to create the illusion of much thinner, shinier legs!

Bronwyn Isaac | April 7, 2016 - 12:30 pm

A Woman Murdered Her Husband And Made Him Into Doggie Treats

The details themselves are not funny or pretty, so proceed with caution.

Bronwyn Isaac | April 7, 2016 - 10:39 am

A Man Built A Horrifying Robot That Looks Like Scarlett Johansson

The eery robotic clone of Johansson is able to respond to a programmed set of verbal prompts, as well as make lifelike facial expressions while she says things like, “Hehe,…

Bronwyn Isaac | April 1, 2016 - 3:00 pm

The Florida Senate Approved A Bill Defunding Planned Parenthood

Today, Florida legislators approved a bill that would defund Planned Parenthood and place new restrictions on abortion procedures.

Bronwyn Isaac | March 9, 2016 - 4:14 pm

Siri Is Real: A Full-Blown Female Robot May Be Coming To Your Workplace

Much of the focus with Nadine’s development is that she be an emotionally intelligent robot, well-versed in the ability to simulate humanness through story telling, laughter, game playing and listening.

Bronwyn Isaac | March 7, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Monopoly Is Getting Rid Of Cash And Bankers But Keeping The Economic Dread

In a move to modernize the game of Monopoly, Hasbro is exchanging its iconic Monopoly money for fake payment cards that players will use, much like debit or credit cards.

Bronwyn Isaac | March 4, 2016 - 9:15 am

Watch This Man Find Himself In The Most Emotional Laundry Detergent Ever

The camera pans, we are all crying and now inspired to buy Ariel detergent and #sharetheload.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 26, 2016 - 4:45 pm

Ben Carson Asks ‘Can Someone Please Attack Me,’ And Other GOP Debate Highlights

That moment of naked honesty sums up how I feel every time I watch a GOP debate.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 26, 2016 - 11:45 am

Hell Is This Canadian ‘Vlogger’ Deep-Frying His Yeezy Boosts

My ears are still bleeding from his unnecessary yelling, the rapid whisking of the eggs in preparation to ruin expensiv shoes, and his admission that this is his first time…

Bronwyn Isaac | February 24, 2016 - 9:30 am

Wendy Williams Thinks Kesha Ruling Was Fair And Other Horrible Things

Unfortunately, not everyone thinks the Sony ruling was cruel.  In the case of Wendy Williams, all is fair and just and well in the case of Kesha and Dr. Luke.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 23, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Marco Rubio’s Recent ‘Town Hall’ Was Just Forty Minutes Of Self-Affirmations

It’s really only befitting to his #Brand that Rubio’s recent “Town Hall”  featured no audience questions, which defeating the whole purpose of a Town Hall. …

Bronwyn Isaac | February 19, 2016 - 9:00 am

Exorcist Claims Beautiful Women Are More Likely To Be Possessed By Demons

Although he gave no clear reasons as to why he’s both observed and theorized that beautiful women are possessed at higher rates, he did reveal that the only ways to…

Bronwyn Isaac | February 18, 2016 - 9:30 am

My Ears Are Still Bleeding From This New ‘Bernie Bae’ Video

The singer and producer of this video, Leah Kauffman is previously known for My Box In A Box,the popular response to SNL’s “Dick In A Box,” as well as a…

Bronwyn Isaac | February 17, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Bosses Can Now Harness Your Medical Data To Make Health Predictions

It could quickly turn into a threat of receiving less healthcare coverageor lesser job mobility, and few things exacerbate illness more than chronic dread and stress.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 17, 2016 - 2:30 pm

A 12-Year-Old Girl Is Living With An Actual Ant Colony In Her Head

In attempts at finding a cure, Darji’s family has even gone to Witch doctors, with equally unsuccessful results. She is currently under surveillance at an Ahmedabad medical unit.

Bronwyn Isaac | February 12, 2016 - 9:30 am

Michigan Governor Orders Wife Diamond Strewn Cake While Flint Residents Wait In Line For Water

Further proof that Michigan Governor Rick Snyder is Satan incarnate:  the governor who’s proved his biggest strength is being an aggressively incompetent sociopath who turns a blind eye to the…

Bronwyn Isaac | February 8, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Smug Kinkajou Wakes Up Sleeping 99-Year-Old Woman

The woman reported waking up in complete shock as Banana non-consensually snuggled her face. The assailant immediately rushing into her attic after he heard her shocked screams.

Bronwyn Isaac | January 28, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Florida Jewelry Store Offers Free Shotgun With Jewelry Purchase

For their temporary promo, any customer that makes a jewelry purchase over $450 dollars is eligible to take a free shotgun home, and the customers have been loving it!

Bronwyn Isaac | December 23, 2015 - 5:29 pm

Welcome To Hell, Where These Rubber Ducks Scream Into An Eternal Abyss

Nightmares, daydreams, it’s all the same shit after a while, isn’t it?

Megan Reynolds | August 31, 2015 - 4:12 pm
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