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Unfortunately there has never actually been any knockin’ boots on The Hills, a pity since we would seriously pay money to see hot piece of ass Brody Jenner naked but for a smile on his face. That said, there are many lessons to learn about dating from this pack of Mensa members, particularly from super-serious-as-a-heart-attack (no really, can they both please have heart attacks?) couple Heidi and Spencer. Heidi is a back-stabbing girl-hater who ditched her friends for Spencer, a somewhat evil, media whoring celebutard who probably whittled down Heidi’s ego just enough so she’d get breast implants and a nose job. That said, it is interesting to note that while Heidi has, like, no friends left, neither does Spencer. This is a messed up rationale, but somehow both of their friendless-ness seemed to be an indication of their blind devotion to one another. It would be sweet if they weren’t so toxic. Our take on this week’s episode, after the jump… Keep reading »