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Heidi Montag Time Warps To The ’80s For Her “Superficial” Album Cover

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comNovember 25, 2009 //

Behold, the cover art for Heidi Montag‘s album, Superficial, which will be torturing us hitting store shelves come Jan. 12. “This cover is a shout out to the ’80s,” says Heidi. “It makes you remember when you just had to run out to the record store and get your favorite album. You dreamt of those tapes.” The tapes are actually pretty cool—someone should start manufacturing a wallpaper with that pattern—but, uh, why would you want to be cross-eyed and looking so drag queen on your debut album cover? Then again, why would you let this be your debut performance? Logic isn’t relevant when it comes to Heidi. [People] Keep reading »

Jon & Kate Get Even Douchier

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 30, 2009 //

When Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt dress up as Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween, an angel bursts into flames. [Los Angeles, 10/29/09] Keep reading »

If Holly Montag Has A Drinking Problem, Then So Do I!

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 21, 2009 //


On last night’s episode of “The Hills” there was a totally laughable subplot involving Speidi staging an intervention for Heidi‘s younger older sister, Holly. Holly, you see, had a couple of shots at a party, spent a few minutes talking to Brent Bolthouse about art (oh noes!), and then did the robot. These three things, apparently, are evidence of rampant alcoholism. Somebody get Ken Seeley on the phone! But seriously, far more problematic, in my opinion? Spencer‘s cowboy hat. Also, maybe Speidi’s time would have been better used counseling his sister Stephanie, who was busted for a DUI last weekend. Keep reading »

What’s Your Pedicure M.O.?

Nina CarboneOctober 2, 2009 //

Recently, Heidi Montag was spotted reading (yes, reading!) The Da Vinci Code (yes, an actual book, albeit a cheesy one) during her pedicure. It got me thinking: What is your usual pedi M.O.? Do you read the salon mags (that’s my go-to reading material—and I’ve been known to bring in an ice cream cone for a seriously awesome Friday night … yes, I realize that’s potentially lame)? Bring your own book a la Heidi? Do you only read your own magazines from home? Are you typing away on the Crackberry? Or, do you actually stop, and take the time to close your eyes, sit and relax? I’m intrigued! Do tell. Keep reading »

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Talk Babies On “The View”

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 1, 2009 //

Spencer Pratt has been running his mouth for the past few weeks, saying he’s avoiding having sex with his wife because he’s afraid she’ll get pregnant. Well, that wife, Heidi Montag, filled in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck as the token blond conservative on “The View” today and she explained oh so much more. Apparently, it’s not that Spencer isn’t ready for kids now — it’s that he doesn’t want them at all, period. (Likely because a real baby would divert Heidi’s attention away from her man baby.) Um, isn’t this something to discuss in depth before you walk down the aisle, especially if you want three or four kids like Heidi? Not that I’m in favor of these two procreating. At all. Ever. Clip above! [The View] Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Heidi Montag Shapes Up Her Mind For Playboy

Wendy AtterberrySeptember 29, 2009 //

“I wasn’t nervous because I’d got my body and mind into shape for it. My aim is to become an iconic sex symbol and the Playboy shoot is the first step. I wanted to be toned and curvaceous with a nice butt–I didn’t want to lose weight and look skinny.”

— Heidi Montag speaks to U.K.’s Closer magazine about her plan to become an iconic sex symbol. We believe she got her body in shape, but what do you think she did to get her “mind” in shape for the shoot? In the same interview, Heidi went on to say she wants to supersize her size C breasts to DD cup. It’s all part of her plan to take over the world! [via Closer] Keep reading »

Why Has Stephanie Pratt Morphed Into A Carbon Copy Of Heidi Montag?

Amelia McDonell-ParrySeptember 14, 2009 //

Considering Heidi is her brother’s wife, the incestuous undercurrents are icky. The fact that her brother is Spencer Pratt makes it even worse. Keep reading »

11 Celebs We Want To Ban From Breeding

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 27, 2009 //

Our worst nightmare has come true. No, it’s not the apocalypse—it’s spawning season for Heidi and Spencer Pratt. People announced that the next season of “The Hills” will have some changes, including this gem: “Heidi and Spencer are entering some interesting new territory of considering parenthood.” [People]

Noooooooooo! I guess it was inevitable, but do Barbie and Kendouche really have to procreate so soon? I bet they’ve already sold the rights to their unborn baby pictures and I have no qualms saying I think these two should be involuntarily sterilized. They’re Aryan super-villains with a plan to take over the media and they must be stopped! After the jump, 10 other celebrity couples who must be stopped from breeding. Keep reading »

Quickies!: Were Laura Ling And Euna Lee Careless?

Nikki DowlingAugust 24, 2009 //
  • Journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee, who were imprisoned in North Korea until earlier this month, are being criticized by activists who say they compromised the refugee-saving program they reported on because, after the two women were arrested, police raided the areas. [Gawker] — Guess their homecoming welcome is over?
  • The New York Post ran a picture of Jennifer Aniston being tossed into a trunk while filming “The Bounty” with her co-star, Gerard Butler. In the photo, her legs are flailed open and bloggers freaked out, calling it a crotch shot. [Gawker] — Apparently, some people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a leg?
  • If you want to spice up your dating life, take your partner to yoga! Everybody’s doing it or, at least, more people are. [Health.com] — You can even use some of those positions, er, elsewhere.

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    Heidi Montag Performs At The Miss Universe Pageant

    Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 24, 2009 //

    Heidi Montag “sang” (i.e. lipsynced) and “danced” (i.e. gyrated) on last night’s Miss Universe Pageant and definitely pulled a few tricks from the Britney Spears playbook. In other words, she worse a nudish jumpsuit and did some weird genie-like moves, but was nowhere near as awesome as Britney in her heyday. Please, let this be the last we see of her! Keep reading »

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