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Shocker: Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgeon Is Bonkers

When you hear the word “hero,” what comes to mind? A firefighter? A police officer? A soldier? Well, if you ask Dr. Frank Ryan, the plastic surgeon who made Heidi Montag into a cartoon character by performing 10 procedures on her in one day, Heidi fits the definition. “I think Heidi is brave. She is a hero for talking about this, quite frankly,” he said. Holy delusional, Batman! Also, is it just me or did he give Heidi his face?
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Heidi Montag Does Yoga


Here’s the thing. I’m on Team Heidi. I like Heidi Montag. I’ve been watching her since the early days of “The Hills,” when she had a whole different face, she was Lauren’s BFF, and she was a newbie to the Hollywood scene. She was relatable — but she had a kind of cruel streak, like when she dumped her boyfriend for no reason other than she seemed to feel like it. This video? I don’t know. It’s just weird. I’ve done a lot yoga, but never have I done yoga like this. Heidi and her yoga instructor (?) strike a series of awkward poses, and Heidi evidences everything you’re not supposed to do in yoga. She seems more worried one of her implants is about to burst than getting into the yoga mindset. I always wonder what the deal is with stuff like this and her. You have to imagine that perhaps it’s Spencer behind the camera, shooting the weird-doll woman that (I suspect) he has pressured Heidi to turn herself into. In any case, it’s just sad. Right? [The Superficial] Keep reading »

Quotable: Tila Tequila Thinks Heidi Montag Is Sending Girls A Bad Message

“She’s gone overboard… Her whole relationship is fake, her whole show is fake, her whole marriage is fake, everything about her is fake. So now it just makes sense that her whole face is fake … She’s sending out a really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad message to other young girls out there who might look up to her. It’s telling these girls, ‘Don’t feel good about yourself, get as much plastic surgery as you can.’”

– Tila Tequila on Heidi Montag. Pot meet kettle? [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Meghan McCain Makes A Good Point About Boobs

  • Meghan McCain asks a really good question about boobs in her latest Daily Beast column: Why is it that Heidi Montag lands on the cover of People after her boob job, but more natural (we think) women like Jessica Simpson and Christina Hendricks are criticized for looking “big” when they flaunt their assets? Two points for coining the term “boob police,” Meghan. [The Daily Beast]
  • The Menifee Union School District in California pulled the Merriam-Webster’s 10th edition dictionary off the shelves because they contained the definition for “oral sex.” The school board will decide whether they’ll return the dictionaries to the classrooms. [L.A. Times]
  • Hooray for lady news anchors! Ratings for ABC’s “World News” have spiked eight percent since Diane Sawyer took the helm last month. [L.A. Times]

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Heidi Montag Is Not A Cross-Dresser

I didn’t bother to look at what Dr. Drew Pinsky actually said that originally ruffled feathers — I just think this tweet in defense is funny, out of context. [Twitter] Keep reading »

In Defense Of Heidi Montag: Live And Let Lipo

We’re not averse to taking an unpopular stand, so for better or worse, it falls to us to defend the most unlikely hero of all: Heidi Montag, a.k.a. “Mrs. Spencer Pratt,” a.k.a. “the girl from ‘The Hills’ who married the guy with the worst beard on the planet.” PopEater’s Oliver Miller takes up the gauntlet in honor of a recently sculpted and much-maligned Montag. Check out his logic Keep reading »

Heidi Montag Explains Surgeries, Hints At More To Come


Just in case you can’t get enough either — sorry folks, but it’s the kind of train wreck that’s simply impossible for us to look away from — here is a more detailed look at exactly what procedures 23-year-old Heidi Montag had done. But just for the record, she wants you to know that she is not a plastic surgery addict, got it? I mean, it’s not like she got, like, 50 procedures in 15 minutes. That would be one thing. [Extra] Keep reading »

Quotable: Heidi Montag Says She’s Not Addicted To Plastic Surgery

“I would say that none of those people know me at all, and that’s just a judgment. I’m not addicted. If I were addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries.”

— Heidi Montag on “Good Morning America” this morning responding to people who are calling her addicted to plastic surgery. I guess she must have forgotten the ten plastic surgeries she had in one day?! [via People] Keep reading »

Quotable: Lo Bosworth Doesn’t Want Anyone Thinking Heidi Montag Is Normal

“I hope that girls don’t read the article, look at the decisions that Heidi made, and think that’s normal. She was quoted as saying that [practically] every celebrity in Hollywood has these procedures done, every day … And that’s just not true. I would never want young girls to read that and think it’s the standard that they need to be measured by … I just hope that the girls who look up to us and watch us don’t look at what Heidi did as the only way to be successful and beautiful.”

– Lo Bosworth on her “Hills” co-star Heidi Montag, who recently appeared on the cover of People, documenting the 20 cosmetic procedures she had in one day [People] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag: A Delusional Topless Burglar?

Heidi Montag is like a media amoeba. She’s in the news for one thing—her album coming out—and all of sudden she’s on the cover of People talking about her plastic surgery addiction. Next thing you know, homegirl is everywhere. Here’s the latest Heidi news percolating on the interwebs, from how she thinks her new album will be as timeless as Michael Jackson’s best-selling record to the topless photos of her that went missing. Keep reading »