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People Actually Got Less Plastic Surgery Last Year

Not that you’d know if from the Heidi Montag Freakshow, but fewer Americans had plastic surgeries last year than four years before. According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, operations dropped 19 percent from 2005 to 2009, from 2.1 million procedures to 1.9 million. Unfortunately, the ASAPS hypothesizes the recession is the reason why fewer Americans went under the knife — not because we collectively got a healthier body image. Even Dr. Elliot Jacobs, a Park Avenue plastic surgeon interviewed by the London Guardian newspaper, said (gleefully, we can assume), “As long as a woman or a man has a mirror available, there will be a continued interest in plastic surgery.” Depressing. [Guardian UK] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Speidi Has Broken Up!

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Quotable: Heidi Montag Has The Audacity To Suggest That She Could Replace Daryl Hannah

Hell. No.
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Heidi Montag Laughs At Her New Face

At least Heidi Montag sees the humor in her new plastic self. In this new “Funny of Die” video, she warns other reality TV stars about the dangers of paying for all their plastic surgeries on credit. Instead, she advocates that we fight for strong consumer protection. Hubby Spencer even makes a cameo posing like a Buddha on a pedestal. Don’t ask. You’re guaranteed to laugh at Heidi’s balloon boobs and Botox-impaired smile. Maybe this is her own special way of discouraging young people from becoming plastic surgery addicts? [Bump Shack] Keep reading »

Does This Mean We’ll See Heidi Montag At Couture Shows?

Fashion gods, help us. Heidi Montag has decided to share her plans for a fashion line with the world, and it’s a bit worse than expected. Not only does the reality star want to “design” a low-end line, but she’s intending to join the couture world as well. Do we even want to guess if she knows what couture means? “This is just the beginning,” Montag promises. “I’d really love to eventually wear mostly my own designs. And I would really love to do a low end line [for my] fans, and it can be really accessible and then a one of kind couture line to really showcase my creativity.” Her creativity was on display at the Valentine’s Day party she hosted, showing off her décolletage in a low-cut red dress of her own creation. Heidi counts Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana as her design inspirations. We sense Coco is cringing in her grave at the mere mention. [Stylelist] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag: New Face, New Playboy Spread

It’s safe to say that we all saw this coming. We wondered why Heidi Montag chose to do her muddy Playboy spread before getting a marathon 10 plastic surgery procedures done in a single day. Now we know the answer—so she can do a second photo shoot with the new face and bod. She says that she plans to do one “soon, very soon,” and adds, “I cannot wait to show off my new assets. I’m very excited.” And this time, she’ll apparently be taking it all off for the mag. Run. Now. [NY Daily News]

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Quotable: Heidi Montag is “Fragile,” But “Happiest She’s Ever Been”

Eleven weeks after her face/body/life-altering surgeries, Heidi Montag headed home to Colorado to show her mom her new look. This is what she told People magazine of the experience and how she’s feeling now:

“I’m very fragile. I’m not in a great place right now. I was hysterical the whole time. It was so hurtful. My body really set back from recovering from all the crying, stress and that traumatic experience. My insides were just throbbing and pounding but I know it’s part of what I had to go through. [But] I’m thrilled. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”

Uh, yeah. Sounds like it. [via People]
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Quotable: Heidi Montag Knows She Looks Freakish

“I was nervous, but also excited … I never thought in my wildest dreams [my mother] was going to react the way she did. She was looking at me almost like a zoo animal. It wasn’t like I was her daughter anymore. She was looking at me like I was a circus freak. I think she was most upset that Spencer was there for me and she wasn’t. She was saying how sad it is that my confidence is gone because of the music industry I’m trying to get into.”

Heidi Montag seems rather delusional about her mom’s disturbed reaction to her new face, in an interview with People.com. And of course, the whole exchange was captured for “The Hills” fans. Keep reading »

Spencer Pratt Gets Busted!

Last night, the dude everyone loves to hate, Spencer Pratt, got busted by the LAPD. For what? Something only a true d-bag could get pulled over for. Suffice to say, it involves his MONSTER TRUCK. Find out why! Keep reading »

Quickies: Heidi Montag’s Mom To Get Surgery & Palin Won’t Be Weatherproofed

  • Heidi Montag is giving her mom plastic surgery for Mother’s Day. [HuffPo]
  • These celebs have such chiseled bodies it’s a wonder they don’t have fitness videos. [Starpulse]
  • Vogue has made an unlikely choice for its March cover — Tina Fey! [The Cut]

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