“I’ve been working out really hard and I’ve been through a lot so I’m very ready for this moment,” said Heidi Montag, before shimmying off her cover-up at the opening of Liquid pool over the weekend. Looking like a fem-bot is a full-time job, folks. [People] Keep reading »
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It doesn’t surprise us when we hear of some wacky plastic surgery procedure to hear Heidi Montag‘s name come up as well. (Seriously, the girl should have a new type of boob job named after her.) We reported earlier this week that the reality TV star wasn’t into hugging people at the moment because she’s still recovering from her “back scooping” procedure. What, pray tell, is that? Visions of a doctor taking an ice cream scoop to your body. Shudder.
“I’m very weird about hugging people now—I’m very fragile. … I had my back scooped. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit. … I have the footage of my ten procedures. I’ve watched a little bit.”
“I’m so excited ‘The Hills’ is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. [...] I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor! [...] I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”
Not that you’d know if from the Heidi Montag Freakshow, but fewer Americans had plastic surgeries last year than four years before. According to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, operations dropped 19 percent from 2005 to 2009, from 2.1 million procedures to 1.9 million. Unfortunately, the ASAPS hypothesizes the recession is the reason why fewer Americans went under the knife — not because we collectively got a healthier body image. Even Dr. Elliot Jacobs, a Park Avenue plastic surgeon interviewed by the London Guardian newspaper, said (gleefully, we can assume), “As long as a woman or a man has a mirror available, there will be a continued interest in plastic surgery.” Depressing. [Guardian UK] Keep reading »
Fashion gods, help us. Heidi Montag has decided to share her plans for a fashion line with the world, and it’s a bit worse than expected. Not only does the reality star want to “design” a low-end line, but she’s intending to join the couture world as well. Do we even want to guess if she knows what couture means? “This is just the beginning,” Montag promises. “I’d really love to eventually wear mostly my own designs. And I would really love to do a low end line [for my] fans, and it can be really accessible and then a one of kind couture line to really showcase my creativity.” Her creativity was on display at the Valentine’s Day party she hosted, showing off her décolletage in a low-cut red dress of her own creation. Heidi counts Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana as her design inspirations. We sense Coco is cringing in her grave at the mere mention. [Stylelist] Keep reading »
It’s safe to say that we all saw this coming. We wondered why Heidi Montag chose to do her muddy Playboy spread before getting a marathon 10 plastic surgery procedures done in a single day. Now we know the answer—so she can do a second photo shoot with the new face and bod. She says that she plans to do one “soon, very soon,” and adds, “I cannot wait to show off my new assets. I’m very excited.” And this time, she’ll apparently be taking it all off for the mag. Run. Now. [NY Daily News]