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Quotable: Heidi Montag Asked God Whether To Get Plastic Surgery

“I prayed about it for a long time and said, ‘God, if it’s wrong, then I won’t do it.’”

Heidi Montag on talking to God before signing on to get 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. Kind of sounds like she was looking for a sign, no? Why couldn’t someone burn a bush on the girl’s lawn? [New Yorker]
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Quotable: Spencer Pratt Calls Heidi Montag’s Mom A Vagina

“She’s not God. She didn’t make Heidi. She’s just a vagina!”

Spencer Pratt continues his cruel assault on wife Heidi Montag‘s family. This time around, he takes aim at her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, in response to her outrage at Heidi’s recent plastic surgery. I expected him to add to this rant by exclaiming that he made Heidi … into the freak show she is now. I’m still having a difficult time understanding why Heidi hasn’t two-pieced him for being so rude to her mother and her sister. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Is Spencer Pratt Smoking Some Crystals Too?


Look, I watch “The Hills.” I’m not ashamed, but I’m not proud either. I’m especially not proud now that the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt subplot has taken a decidedly new agey and potentially abusive turn. Spencer is definitely a complete attention whore — the only one who could compete with him is his wife — and he’s always given me the skeeves. But on last night’s episode — and the preview for next week — it’s clear that Spencer is either losing his mind and treading into potentially scary and abusive territory or just pretending to for the show. Keep reading »

Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Compares Heidi Montag To A “Cheap Plastic Pool Float”

“Wouldn’t Audrey Hepburn, Jane Birkin, Twiggy, Charlotte Rampling, and Jean Harlow have lost their special brand of elegant, feline sexiness if they were tipping over under the weight of great ol’ mammaries? Compare any one of these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag, and it’s like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float.”

— Model Paulina Porizkova has a point about the natural beauty thing, but she’s kind of going over our head with that “Hastens Swedish handmade mattress” stuff. [Modelinia] Keep reading »

“The Hills” Stars Say No Way Adam DiVello Groped Heidi Montag

Just as Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and Felicity Huffman issued a joint statement saying that “Desperate Housewives” producer Marc Cherry had never been anything but professional to them and has only fostered a positive working environment, the cast of “The Hills” has found themselves in a similar situation. On Tuesday, Life & Style reported that Heidi Montag was planning to sue the creator of “The Hills,” Adam DiVello, over an incident that took place at a photo shoot last month. A source told the magazine, “Adam came up to her from behind and grabbed her with one hand on her stomach and one hand directly on her butt cheek. Heidi had six bodyguards with her. They took his hand off her and moved him away from the situation. …Heidi started bringing security to the set because she felt Adam was getting a little creepy. He was very touchy-feely and she insisted he wouldn’t stop asking her to strip down to a bikini for scenes. Adam wasn’t on set much for six seasons until Heidi got her new boobs. And now he shows up everywhere.”

MTV says they have conducted an investigation over the incident and that “the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false and without merit.” Keep reading »

Quickies: Heidi Montag Accuses “Hills” Creator Of Sexual Assault & Working At Abercrombie Sucks

  • Just when you thought Heidi Montag had reached the pinnacle of her attention-scheming, she accuses Adam Divello, creator of “The Hills,” of touching her inappropriately. (Ignore my snarky tone if this turns out to be true.) [ONTD]
  • Zoe Saldana has some demands if she returns for “Avatar 2.” [Starpulse]
  • Mario Lopez is today’s jerk. He reportedly convinced his girlfriend to not only lose weight, but also to get her boobs done. [F-Listed]

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Heidi Montag Unveils Back-Scooped Body, Scares Small Children

“I’ve been working out really hard and I’ve been through a lot so I’m very ready for this moment,” said Heidi Montag, before shimmying off her cover-up at the opening of Liquid pool over the weekend. Looking like a fem-bot is a full-time job, folks. [People] Keep reading »

The Deets On Heidi Montag’s “Back Scooping” Procedure

It doesn’t surprise us when we hear of some wacky plastic surgery procedure to hear Heidi Montag‘s name come up as well. (Seriously, the girl should have a new type of boob job named after her.) We reported earlier this week that the reality TV star wasn’t into hugging people at the moment because she’s still recovering from her “back scooping” procedure. What, pray tell, is that? Visions of a doctor taking an ice cream scoop to your body. Shudder.

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Quotable: Don’t Ask Heidi Montag For A Hug

“I’m very weird about hugging people now—I’m very fragile. … I had my back scooped. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit. … I have the footage of my ten procedures. I’ve watched a little bit.”

Heidi Montag dishes to Ryan Seacrest about her zillion plastic surgery procedures. Uh, why’d she do this again? Also, back scooping? I am gonna barf. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Quotable: Heidi Montag Plans Post-”Hills” Career With 3-D Breasts

“I’m so excited ‘The Hills’ is finally over and I can now become a full time motion picture actress. [...] I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor! [...] I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as female mogul in Hollywood!”

— Heidi Montag explains to People magazine what her career plans are now that her show “The Hills” is coming to an end [via People] Keep reading »